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Finally, another node of Inspiration.
Deciding to start with setting up the security systems, Finder made his way to the supply closet, got out the tools, and got to work. But a certain French-Canadian Mercenary has other plans…
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing, Final Fantasy VI, or anything else mentioned in this story, just whatever OC's I have. Remember this is only Crack with a hint of seriousness.
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"Alright…now that the inventory is completed, time to set up a sec system that would make Fort Knox, USA GREEN with envy…" the Supply closet was not that far from the Library…to say that would be an understatement. It was in the room next to the Restrooms. "I have GOT to ask Sir Integra who the Architect of this place is, bring him back and kill him again for poor planning…" he said under his breath as he got the materials with which to begin. Within half an hour he had set up four chain-guns, each in one of the corners of the Library. He had already started on making a hand-portable Rail gun for himself, the mount already set up behind the desk, ahead of time. But his focus was soon interrupted…by the sound of someone screaming. 'Must be the new "hands" that Sir Integra hired.' He thought. And he was right…because one Pip Bernadette had suddenly crashed through the doors, stood up, and slammed them shut, looking as though the assassin named Shadow was after him. He was still bloody-nosed from when Seras sent him across the room just by flicking him. He then paled even more when the mounted chain guns all pointed at him. "Whoa whoa easy there mercenary. I'm still fine-tuning the Security for this room, which is the Library in case you are wondering. Come back in five minutes." Finder said to the hapless guy. "FIVE MINUTES!" he said in French. "I'll be dead by then!" "well then help me out here. The chain started doing an infrared scanner on Pip's face, he did not want to move at the moment. "Don't worry, it's registering you as a new member of the organization. But next time you choose to come here, use the eye scanner next to the door." No sooner had he finished speaking did the scanning stop and the guns went dormant again. Only then did Pip let loose the breath he was holding…At least the Merc did not have to worry about getting killed here… for now…
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This is during the introduction of the wild geese and between that and where the main cast goes to meet Enrico Maxwell and Iscariot. Like I said last chapter, blame the OOC-ness on the fact that this is crack with only a hint of seriousness.
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