Alright, this is where it gets a little confising becasue this is whear we intoduce all the girls scouts. This chapter is mostly revolved around them, becasue they have to introduce themselves. But don't worry, every one has a...unique personality that makes the story a little more funny and interesting.

Disclaimer: Yes. I definately own pokemon. (and if you believe me then you're beyond my help)

"May, May…May? Wake up!" whispered Max, trying to wake his sister gently. May wasn't an early riser like he and Brock were. When they were traveling, Ash and May had to be practically dragged out of their sleeping bags in order to get them to gyms. Max and Brock had thought on many occasions just to leave them there for Team Rocket or the wild pokemon

After about ten minutes of this, Max "accidentally" let his Jirachi prayer candle slip from his hand and land on May's bed. Walking out of her room, he waited outside her door for the screams. When May came running out of her room to her parents, Max calmly went back in to the burning bed and ordered May's Squirtle to put out the inferno.

It was a good thing May's mom was having road rage today; otherwise May could have been late for her first Girl Scout meeting. They pulled into the drive way of a previous Motel 6, though some neon green paint had converted it into Motel Harley. Stepping out of her mom's florescent pink Hummer, May ran over to the door that said "Girls Scouts Enter Here!" She knocked twice and waited for an answer.

Someone could be heard giggling on the other side of the wall, and the window in the door slid opened, revealing a pair of green eyes. "Password!" the pair of eyes asked.

"Um…open sesame?" said May, who was for some odd reason feeling out of the loop.

"No, silly! It's pretty pretty princess!"

"Ok. Pretty pretty princess!"

"Hm, very well. You have proven yourself worthy of entering."

The door clicked, and swung open, with a…man and or woman standing on the other side, one hand placed on his hip.

"Welcome to the girl scout meeting!" said the…thing, waving its arms around in the air like a moron. May thought this person looked familiar.

May was about to say something, when a six-year-old boy ran up to the door. "Join the Camdenist Party! Future political party and world domination group! With me! Your leader, Camden! Join us…" said Camden in a creepy whisper handing her a card, then running back into the room to sit down with two other girls who were playing patty cake.

"Well anyway, I'm Harley! The girl scout leader!" introduced Harley. "Come in!" He gestured to the rest of the motel room.

There was a small table that looked like it was about to give in any moment in the corner of the room, and over its edge was a sign with "Arts and Crafts" written very poorly on it with crayon. There was a small white refrigerator in the other corner, with pictures of Harley taped to it with scotch tape. The bed was up against the wall, and it was ripped right down the center. There was also a large crack in the wall, making it so you could somewhat see what the people next to him were doing. Normal people probably wouldn't look through it, but Harley spent most of his time spying on his neighbors, taking their photos, and selling them on EBay saying they were super secret agents. Strangely, people seemed to believe him and he made millions, even though he still sleeps in a crappy motel room.

Max cautiously entered after his mother and sister, a little afraid the ceiling would cave in. Harley smiled at him before turning his attention to May and her mother. Max was fascinated with this strange man, or at least he though Harley was a man.

May was over with the three other children, all of whom were under the age of eight. But though they were younger, they were all a lot smarter and more talented than May was, or ever will be, which May would discover later.

Harley was making May's mom sign a large amount of important looking but ultimately unnecessary papers. It felt a lot to Caroline like buying a city or something. More kids arrived, but Harley paid no attention to them. He led Caroline and Max to the door. May's mom ran to the Hummer, while Max had to be pushed out of the room. Harley turned around, smiling down at his troop. He had May right where he wanted her. Or almost did, they weren't in a circle yet. He made them form a perfect circle, which took about five minutes by itself.

"Okay kiddies! Let's go around and introduce ourselves!" said Harley, sitting down between Camden and May.

"Ladies first!" said Camden.

"Okay!" said Harley. "Well, my name is Harley,"

"Hi Harley!" said the group of kids. May thought this felt like a support group. Harley blushed at all the attention.

"I am a pokemon coordinator, who has a passion for baking and cross-country skiing." said Harley. "Who's next?"

"Oh! I have something!" said Camden, bouncing in his seat.

"I think everyone has heard quite enough from you already young lady!" said Harley, turning to the next girl. "And you are?"

The girl next to Camden was playing footsies with one of the other girls, not really paying attention.

"I'm Jacque." she said to no one in particular. "I like making people cry."

"Really? Oh my god so do I!" exclaimed Harley. Jacque glared at him. The next girl was drawing designs in the carpet with a sharpie.

"I'm Lily, and I draw good." she said, not taking her eyes off the ground.

Harley leaned across the circle to get a better look at her very depressing-looking drawing. "I see that." he said. The next girl was waiting for her turn.

"Well, my name is Robin. I didn't have the time to write up a speech, so I have nothing to say." she said, looking sheepish.

Harley nodded and turned to the next child. The next girl was munching on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, carelessly getting crumbs all over Lily's drawing.

"Hi, my name is Mary, and if my last name was Christmas, then my name would be Mary Christmas!" said Mary, bursting out into laughter from her joke, while everyone else stared at her with concern.

Harley just sat there, not getting the joke. "Hm, well I'm Jewish." he stated for no apparent reason, even though truthfully he wasn't even Jewish. Mary stared at him with a shocked look on her face.

"Oh my gosh! I'm sorry if I insulted your religion!" she said, hoping that he would forgive her. Harley paused.

"What's…religion?" he asked with a puzzled expression. Mary looked around nervously.

"Oh, nothing…" she said as she began to munch on her sandwich again.

"HI MY NAME IS KELLY!!!!" yelled the next girl, causing Harley to fall over in surprise and May to start crying.

"So I've heard." said Harley, sitting up again.

"HOW ARE YOU?" she asked, still speaking more loudly than required.

"I'm okay, thank you hun." said Harley, happy the girl had manners.

"I DON'T CARE!!!!" she yelled, slapping Mary on the back, causing her to choke and drop her sandwich, which Lily began to draw on.

"Anyways," said Harley. "What do you like about yourself and your abilities?"

"Um…" Kelly though about her answer thoroughly. "My fingers are conjoined." she said, showing a perfectly normal looking hand off to the circle. Harley gasped and passed out on the floor dramatically. Camden got up, poked Harley with a stick, and declared a state of rebellion against society.

It took Harley a minute to come to, but the room was covered in throw up and sharpie when he did wake up. Harley shrugged, wiping some barf off of his pants. He got the kids back in a circle. Then he went down to the police station next door and got the rest of the girl scouts. Camden returned in handcuffs and a muzzle.

"So," said Harley. "Let's start where we left off!"

The next Girl Scout looked like Camden did, not a lot like a girl.

"My name is Scott, and," he said, before being cut off by Harley.

"You can't be a girl scout, I'm sorry." said Harley, pushing Scott out the door. A few seconds later there was a loud crash, and sirens followed. Harley kept everyone in a circle. They can prove nothing, Harley thought.

Two of the girls were reading something out of Lily's binder, which she always had handy. The one with huge hair was rolling around with laughter and the one with regular hair was throwing up in fits of giggles. Harley got up and looked over their shoulders.

"What choo reading?" he asked, trying to find his contact lenses.

"Fanfiction!" said the one with big curly hair answered. "I'm Julia!"

"Hello!" said the other one. "My name is Harry Potter!" she said, before pulling Harley away from the circle.

"But that's not really my name, I can't be a wizard. I'm a girl!" she whispered. "You kindda look like a wizard though. You have a funny hat!"

This girl was making Harley very self conscience, so he pushed her back into the group.

"Okie dokie! Whose next?" asked Harley, looking at the rest of the kids. A girl was huddled slightly away from the rest of the girl scouts; she didn't look like she wanted to be there.

"I'm Danielle, and my adult figure made me come. You look funny." she said, without smiling. It was making Harley feel very uncomfortable. Smiling uneasily at the group, he was knocked off balance when someone screamed. At least, he guessed it was a scream, he wasn't sure.

"HELLO!!!!!" "screamed" one of the girls, who was extremely tall. "My name's Coco! Nice to meet you!" she said, sounding almost as dramatic as Harley always was. "Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" she said, though Harley didn't know if she was speaking English or not.

"A pleasure to meet your acquaintance, Miss Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." Harley said, turning to the next scout. "And who might you be little child?" The girl was playing with some toy dinosaurs.

"These are my pet dragons, I swear!" she said, a panicky look on her face.

Harley was confused. "I never said they weren't. What's your name?"

"Me?" she asked, becoming very relaxed. "Well, this is Horecrow, and this is Midshinestair," she pointed to the toy dinosaurs. "And my name is Caroline."

"Welcome." said Harley, picking up the dinosaurs, pretending to be interested, and then throwing them out the door. A car alarm went on outside. Ellen and Coco screamed, while Lily got up and did some hardcore dance moves.

"Mosh pit!!!" she yelled, hitting Camden over the head. Mary was trying to crowd surf by herself. Camden was threatening a law suit.

A girl ran up to Harley after fighting to get away from the punching and such violence. "I'm Yujun Jang." she said, looking up hopefully at Harley. He wondered whether she wanted a dog biscuit or not.

"Um…could you repeat that?" he asked, not knowing what she had said or how she had pronounced it.

"Yujun Jang."

"What?"

"Y-U-J-U-N." she said. She was doubting the IQ of this certified girl scout leader.

"Okay, you know what Youjummn. Your new name is Amy!" Harley said, feeling very happy with his decision.

Well, there you have it. See how insane they are? Well, next chapter they get to pick out their uniforms!!! Until next time! R&R!