Author Note: Hey, it's been awhile, so I thought of making at less another story to brighten more Freelance Police fans with this? Also, urgent announcement at the end of this story!
Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM! (Wrestler Hall for All Mania Known Assemble Battle Overly Outbreaking Melee)
Before anything begins, we see Sam and Max….in their OFFICE? That's right, and with a rolling camera on that's filming them as we speak which was used during President Max's speak announcements! Just what is going on that our favorite Freelance Police Crime Fighting Detectives of Mayhem And Calamity which mostly is Max's doing, are up to at this moment?
"Have Sam, I think the camera is rolling?" Max spoke from noticing their camera was running without them knowing it?
"I think that's cause you plugged it to run on the same broadcasting channel as our welting station, Max." Sam pointed out from a second cable with the words (WHAM-KABOOM) labelled on the side lines.
"Right, I musta forgot, hay out there in the boring world we call life." Max replied from getting it while waving his dirty fingers in the lens of the camera.
"Greetings, if you are tuning in onto us, then you might be wondering? What are we doing?" Sam also spoke a 'hello' while stating a thought of what's on the folks minds at this moment.
"Aside from lazily sitting around, throwing darts at mugs, dropping dangerous stuff onto strangers out the window, and taking pistol lessons on the roof where the birds are the moving targets?" Max pointed out a lot of things that he and Sam usually do at home which wasn't what 'most' folks these days do and some were pretty brutal in a manner of speaking.
"I was going for a settle approach in answering the audience's view of why we're here and not at our wrestling stadium? Chimp-head!" Sam quoted what he was actually going to say to the viewers while making a remarking insult towards the rabbit for not only interrupting him, but getting the wrong conclusion to their response.
"Oh right, that wondering question?" Max replied slowly while now seemingly understanding where they were going with this?
"In any case, we can tell you what happened since our last show-boating…?" Sam rubbed off the feeling and got back to chatting with those of us watching them from the camera.
"But rather then go through an on and on story of HOW this came to be, we found a simple way to do this." Max exclaimed out in a bored manner and not caring attitude of a quicker way to solve things.
"Right Max, we manage to get a taping of a broadcast just for you folks at home to see and understand what happened." Sam exclaimed with agreeing with his partner. Soon Sam pulls out a tape from his pocket labeled 'Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM Footage #2' on it, and seemed like to hold some answers. "Trugcruvhmmm…" The dog was installing the tape into their tape player with their small TV on top of his desk.
"I'll get the popcorn, candy and soda along with any other junk food lying around to munch on!" Max announced, as he rushed out to grab some snack meals and drinks for the two to enjoy a nice meal time.
"Make them large, little buddy!" Sam told his partner while he was busy fiddling with their T.V. to get the station right and getting the signal fix. "Now I just rearrange this here, connect the wiring to this, meddle with this thing and….Got It! It's ready, Max!" Once he was done, he went ahead to call his pal and crime fighter to come on in as he was getting a sofa out from their closet (don't ask how that got there?).
"I'm all set and ready for a Movie Night Sam, what's it called?" Max replied, as he got himself in his seat and got comfy for a movie show, etc.
"For starters, it's a spoiler scene of what happen to us, and secondly, I'm thinking it's just called 'Chaos in the House', cause at the end….we'll see why?" Sam explained what the tape's name is while also referring to something that will happen later on in the film, interesting as if sounds for these two. "Brisisisihhh!" As the fuzz continues, it gradually changes to a screen showing an opening title to today's show! It would seem that from their recording, we might just be able to figure out what may have happened with our favorite Freelance Copper's show?
"Tonight…we present the MOST Gruesome Beatings!" A voice spoke out, as we see cops chasing criminals before jumping them and dealing beat downs with their fits! "The MOST Senseless Action…." Next scene shows mobsters shooting at cops while the officers of the law are shooting back without ducking much! "The MOST Mind Blowing Event That's Ever Been Allow to Be Seen On Television Today!" We seen imagines from Cops, to criminal, and back and forth again, as the introduction is coming close, as words appear on the screen! "It's the…Freelance Police WHAM-KABOOM!" The bolded out Letters appeared, "FREELANCE POLICE WHAM-KABOOM!" as we see a wrestling ring and cheering fans screaming out in joy!
"WAaahhhhhhh!" The fans get relentless at the excitement, it's pack with many folks from different places, some not even humans, but many are families that came to join in watching this show! Now we see some interesting stuff, as two creatures are seen on the box office platform just above the ring itself! On the far left side of the viewing of our sitting spot, was a brown fur dog wearing grey detective like cloths, his name was Sam, of the Freelance Police! Next to him on the right side of our sitting view, was a short white fur rabbit, he practically had no cloths on, but that didn't matter, his name was Max, another member of the Freelance Police and Sam's little buddy! There names showed underneath their box office seats saying "Sam" for Sam, and "Max" for Max, as logo's vanish, the two decided to speak to you people!
"Greetings all you folks out there sitting in front of your T.V's, Computers, Ipods, the whole Shebang of whatever you got!" Sam wave off to say hello to you viewers, as he went ahead to introduce himself. "Welcome to our Story Series, I'm Sam of the Freelance Police!"
Max's turn came next, and was again, making a long hello and began blabbing about himself like no tomorrow! "And I am his Royal Highness, the Duke of Mayhem, the Count of your Despair, The Marshal of your Pain, and I mustn't forget, President of The United States,….and…!"
"Can you ever just say your name and be done with it, Max!" Sam interrupted to remark his partner from stalling.
"Ehh, where's the fun in that, I'm Max, another member of the Freelance Police, and with my best pal Sam here!" Max shrugged off and finished his intro while making a nice comment for Sam.
"That's nice of you to say Max, but last time you were trying a stunt last I recall?" Sam replied in remembering….!
"Who said I was being thoughtful this time, I'm just reading the same cue-cards these guys are having me read out during our intro since last time we did this!" Max summarized as he pointed at something, and down below was a guy holding cue-cards like the rabbit said!
"Never a dull moment with sarcasm I see, little pal of mine." Sam replied in seeing how his little buddy can be a riot sometimes. But he shook it off to get back to what they are suppose to be doing. "We are thesponsors of this great evtn we unvale to you all, for all you Freelance Police fans out there!"
"In short, we're throwing a Wrestling show out of pure enjoyment and madness!" Max added out to simply say, as he waves his fingers out in excitement!
"That's right Max, for now we're up for grabs on this week's amazing display of Freelance Style fights!" Sam replied in commenting what Max was stating out with his own thoughts for say.
"In the first match set today, we have two of the most ANNOYING people from two Freelance Police Divisions go at it!" Max exclaimed this news while secretly gritting his teeth like the mere mentions of the 'annoying' part was getting to him!
"And the annoying part was added by the hare of the moment here!" Sam pointed to Max in knowing he added that as an extra attention look on his part.
"I can't help but make my pointers any clearer!" Max shrug off to state in knowing he's gonna make his points clear, even if it's those he don't like or just plainly hates.
"Also, tonight we actually have the first female fighters going at it!" Sam announced of another event that they have planned for the viewing audiences to enjoy. "Who's to say, 'who' they are or where they came from, as long as they can take a lickin' and keep on tickin'!" The dog exclaimed that no matter 'who' the fighters are, as long as they can perform some good old fist fights, it's all good.
"Plus, who doesn't like see women fighting for us!" Max exclaimed another thing to add while mostly talking about himself.
"That's just it Max, there not! Besides, you were never one to be caught by many women folk." Sam interrupted to point out a fact that his little rabbit pal may have missed or mistaken.
"Oh darn, and here I thought they fight for me." Max cursed with his gripped fist, so much for that strange and bizarre twist of entertainment.
"Keep dreaming pal." Sam exclaimed a rhetorically remark to that statement before continuing with a last announcement. "And for our final even, another event match, it's a Hoagie & Stitch tag-team fight against a number one enemy of their's from the JusSonic sponsoring development division!" That got a lot of folks attention, as the mention names are by far the most catch Freelance Police since the original duo!
"And if we don't comment the guy that made this team up, there might be a suing!" Max added up to state a possible suing on their part which would not be a good thing, etc.
"Wouldn't we still be sue if we didn't ask first, Max?" Sam asked a puzzling question of first using these patch up Freelance Trainee's first by who originally put them together?
"Ahhh, water under the bridge Sam, this here's a Free Country, I should know! I OWN the World!" Max shrugged off his pal's worries by assuring him that everything is all good, especially if one is President of a country on his planet!
"I wouldn't go that far?" Sam remarked that claim of Max's tyrant to power for long with that attitude. "In any case, let's check out the first match under way!" The dog spoke as he and the rabbit looked down into the match ring where words soon popped up in the middle of the TV Screen with the name of this fight!
~FRIEND FOR LIFE TITLE BATTLE~
In the center of the ring was non other then Bosco, Sam and Max's store-keeper, and paranormal pal being the judging referee!
"In this corner, the biggest fan that Sam and Max have ever had, it's non other then…." Just then, Bosco got interrupted by a pudgy nerdy man with white skin, pointy mohawk hair, and worn square glasses on his long nose. He wears a tan-brown baggy pants, a square yellow shirt with red-lines across it's square pattern, blue sneaks and a blue bowtie around his collar! He pushed Bosco out of the way to speak out to the crowd and mostly to the Freelacne Police duo in the box-office.
"ME! LORNE!" Lorne announced himself to the world in joy and cheer, and then….just then an image of the said fan person appears as an offscreen Chorus sings happily in an annoying tone of matter.
Chorus: It's Lorne, The Friend For Life!
"Hay guys, isn't this great! I get to be on your very own wrestling show, of I think after this, maybe we can hang or something?" Lorne was yapping up a storm while chatting with his care free life away at meeting his idols which were starting to lose patiences.
"Ugh, again Sam, how'd we let this guy in?" Max groan at being stuck in the same place with this nut-case of a fan of their's is TOO much to handle.
"Cause we wanted to get him off our backs last week and promised him a spot on our new show." Sam reminded his down partner of how they needed to shake this guy and ended up with a deal which seems to haunt them now?
"Courghm….if I may continue….!" Bosco cough to get some attention while continuing…"Now in the next corner, it's another Junior Fan, but of the Freelance Police; Hoagie & Sttich, he's know as….wah?" Then his mike got taken from him aGAIN, by a new person entering the scene. This figure is a fat nerd with glasses and black hair. He wears a green cape, a white shirt with a green "F" on it, a pair of orange underwear, white socks, and black shoes. ""
"ME! FANBOY!" Fanboy shouted out his name and just like before, an image of the said fan person appears as an offscreen Chorus sings happily in an annoying tone of matter.
Chorus: It's Fanboy, The Friend For Life!
"AHHHhhhhhh! Shut that OFF!" Max shouted at hearing that annoying song once again, twice in one row is too much. "There's only SO MUCH a Person can handle that song!"
"Hay, where's Hoagie and Stitch, as their biggest fan, I wanna see my two BESTEST idols of the Freelance Police!" Fanboy was asking and searching around with his eyes to spot his favorite idols, Hoagie and Stitch?
"What are you talking about, it's Sam and Max that are the greatest Freelance Police!" Lorne asked as if this guy was nuts or missing the point on who's best?
"No way, the new guys are a lot more things, Hoagie's a Kids Next Door with a scientist mind and 2x4 technology along with his crazy and super strong pal, Stitch, one of Jumba's creations; Experiment 626!" Fanboy shook off while explaining how much better his Freelance Police are out of the old originals that are so last season.
"Please, Sam and Max are WAY more popular with their crime fighting skills and amazing talents that no one else can do!" Lorne remark with a chuckle at seeing this guy wasn't anything of knowing his guys true value.
"I've seen my guys do things just as good!" Fanboy snapped at Lorne in being annoyed with him now suddenly?
"Not so!" Lorne snapped with his face stuck out with an angry expression.
"Is So!" Fanboy snapped with his face stuck out with an angry facial look.
"Not So!" Lorne snapped again and with his face crushing against his opponent.
"Is So!" Fanboy snapped again and with his face trying to crush against Lorne's face?
"Alright! Alllllllright! Enough!" Bosco cut the two off while trying to talk to them as the referee! "If you two wanna go at this, be my guest, but only after we started the match!" Then he snatched his mike from Fanboy while snapping at him for taking it in the first place. "And give me back my mike, I'm the one using it!"
"Awww, I wanted to see them tear each other off before then?" Max whined in not getting a chance to see more brutal action now?
"Patients Max, perhaps that'll come sooner then we believe." Sam spoke to ease his unwilling partner to keep his cool and to watch what happens next.
Down below, Bosco is doing his best to hold the most dangerous men on the planet (to any Freelance Police duo that is)! Then without warning, the catchy, yet annoying tune sound comes into play while saying this once again in surprising everyone! "The Friends For Life!"
"Waaahhhh!" Bosco screamed from being shocked at hearing that song again, but tried to get himself together and explain the rules to the two Super fans! "Okay, getting off topic here, we remember the rules, who ever is knocked out or gives up, is the winner of the match and will move onto the next battle!" After Bosco finished his briefing of Lorne and Fanboy, he swang his arms out and started the match to begin.. "Now I want this to be a good, clean fight, got it!"
"Roger!" Both competes agreed and stared down at one another with witty eyes and pride on the line.
"Then let's get it on, already!" Bosco announced with a wave off of his hand, and he left the ring before the bell sound started it all.
"GArrughhh!" Lorne made the first move by tackling his competitor against the side of the ring.
"RUUrgh…chomphh!" Then Fanboy roared and chomp on Lorne's hand to get himself free which worked.
"Oww!" Lorne yelped from the pain of his hand getting bite on.
"Yeah, take that!" Max cheered from watching the brutal fight go on, and with his annoyed fan getting a nice little beating to boot.
"Yah think we should be good spots and support Lorne?" Sam asked his pal if perhaps they can be a little more supportive of their friend fighting for them.
After a few moments of passing time, the two in the box-office seats made this remark in union. "Naaah!" It's in agreement, they won't cheer for their psycho friend one bit.
Back at the fight, both Fans of the Freelance Police were struggling with the other, and making some chat on their life. They kept trying ti bite the other's head off and tried to wrestle, struggle, punch and kick, whatever while they spoke.
"If you are a fan, tell me, what did the Freelance Police have in common." Lorne asked his opponent of what the Freelance Police they worship have even in common.
"Duh, they somehow get cases similar since they were made from the originals!" Fanboy remarked in answering that question while getting out of an arm-lock around his neck.
"Then if you are…Gurrgh, ME, then what did Sam and Max do on Case # 74?" Lorne panted from the fighting before asking a question to this so called fan of the Freelance Police.
"Same with my guys, they went to the swamp lands to battle against mind control zombies!" Fanboy responded to that answer like it was a snap for him to guess.
"Correct!" Lorne replied in seeing this guy knows some knowledge, but does he know more, that's the question?
"Now it's my turn, what did Hoagie and Stitch do on their case of Mind Control?" Fanboy went off to ask Lorne a question referring to his Freelance Police while slowly coming up to him.
"That's a simple thing to answer, Buddy made a calculated plan to branch off his hypnosis stuff to the people! Same with Hugh Bliss which Sam and Max turn his molecules into boiled state of making him pass over!" Lorne exclaimed his story of what his Freelance Police did, even to state how they beaten their foe in an amazing feting manner that the enemy never saw coming.
"No kidding, same with my guys?" Fanboy replied with a smile against his foe, actually becoming friendly suddenly?
"Say, did your guys ever let you in on the action of capturing a villain and being a hijacker?" Lorne asked suddenly in starting to like having this talk, though most people shrug at what bothersome chatter they are going on about?
"Oh yah, that was the best times to hang with Hoagie and Stitch!" Fanboy exclaimed from recalling how he had the pleasure to hang with his best buddies during those memorable moments.
"The same can be said with me, Sam and Max!" Lorne stated with his hands placed on his chest to exclaim out his point.
"Man, we got a lot more in common then we let off ourselves to knowing?" Fanboy exclaimed with a witty smile in seeing that he was all wrong to misjudge this guy?
"We should make a TOTALLY Freelance Police webpage to dedicate to all known Freelance Police of any obvious SUPER FANS, like US!" Lorne exclaimed as he and Fanboy hang their arms around the other's back, like they became good pals suddenly?
"HAY! QUIT CHATTING! WHERE'S THE FIGHTING!" Max shouted in being annoyed that there's no fighting, brasses, and that it's not of the guys that either Freelances can't stand?
"Sorry Max buddy, I know I promise to duke out my hardest for you, but…." Lorne spoke in apologizes to his hyper-active rabbit friend before a tear escape his eye and rubbed his stuffy noise while staring at Fanboy to continue his point. "Snifff…I can't, I found a kindred Spirit who understands me so well!"
"But what about the match, and everyone wanting to know who is the Friend for Life?" Sam asked in stating that if these two leave, what'll happen to the planning and title match?
"That maybe so, but now we can be known as….the Friends For Life!" Fanboy exclaimed that even though they won't win a match, they have the other and will be known as their new calling name!
"Oh no, please don't let it be…." Max yelped in worry, in knowing what might end up coming next is…that annoying theme chorus song?
The Friends For Life!
"AAAAAAHHHH!" Max scream from not only from the song, but from seeing TWO fans joined together with their happy-go-getters attitude. "My worst fear come true, Annoying Fans have joined forces?"
"That's scary in the meaning, Max." Sam exclaimed in feeling the same thing as his partner is thinking.
"Say guys, how's about we gather everyone, Freelance Police and Super Fans together and hang out?" Lorne requested that they all get together to hang, etc. and that answer was...
"IN YOUR DREAMS!" Max snapped in saying 'Not Gonna Happen' kinda tone with his angry eyes!
"Well how about this, why not create that website since you two wanna do it in the first place?" Sam suggested to the two to just make that fan site they were talking about so that they won't preach on them.
"But that means it'll take more of our free time, it might take years for all the fans to even complete, and then their's a lot of reverse engineering to it?" Fanboy stated in knowing that from doing all that complicated work, it might take forever to finish?
"No sweet, if we work together with other Super Fans of the Freelance Police, we can do this!" Lorne encourage his new pal to not lose hope on their Freelance pals which made Sam and Max groan at listening to this talk.
"Right, neither of our Freelance buddies no the meaning of quitting and neither do we!" Fanboy replied with a renew smile and courage, as he and Lorne patted and shook their free hand's on that agreement.
"Chu, fello's!" Lorne waved goodbye to Sam and Max in the box-office above them, as they prepare to leave the ring.
"Tell Hoagie and Stitch I wish them good luck!" Fanboy waved out his own goodbye, as he leaves with a new friend.
With that, both 'Friends for Life' left the arena ring and out the door, with no winner?
"Okay, in accordance to the rules, since neither finished the fight, this match is NON-INVOID! In short, NO Winner, It's a simple cause, darn it all!" Bosco exclaimed what the outcome of the match turn out to be while dryly remarking how some people can't handle the understanding of what just went through here.
"Awwwww?" The crowd moans at not having a winner?
"We were so close to having them beat each into pile-driver Sam!" Max exclaimed with agony at seeing neither their annoying fan or the other Freelance competitors got them out? "And they go and ruin it with their freakish behavior and likes?"
"I'm not to please that that fight ended in a draw either Max?" Sam replied in understanding his partner's feelings, so he tried to point out the good from the bad. "But on a small good side, maybe this could be better?"
"Why's that?" Max asked puzzled as to why this would be good in the remote sense of the meaning?
"Well we gotten the most annoying fans off our backs for the brief moments of our social lives." Sam stated out that with Lorne with a new Super Upsetting Fan like himself, he could leave them alone for a bit more then usual.
"Hmm, I guess that's technically okay?" Max lightly shrug off his personal feelings on the subject being slitly okay for now?
"Brrisisiisihhh!" Suddenly, the signal of the showing is cut by fuzz, not showing us anymore of what happens afterwards?
We suddenly return to the office of Sam and Max, as Sam pauses the video for a brief moment.
"Curses Sam, I wish that fight would have ended and we be a lot happier!" Max snapped in annoyance that if Lorne didn't become friends with Fanboy, it would been a lot more entertaining for them.
"I'm as disappointed as you Max, but we can't change the past?" Sam exclaimed in feeling the same, but can't do a thing about it?
"Or can we?" Max slyly remark with a wicked smile for getting an idea?
"Nope!" Sam spoke in not going along with what twist his partner may have cooked up.
"But what if we…" Max tried to explain his idea, but...
"Nope!" Sam interrupted him in not hearing of it.
"Can't we even just…." Max tries to get his best pal to see his reason, but...
"Nope!" Sam interrupts again in still not listening to it.
"Not even a little…." Max pleaded for them to do something, but...
"Nope!" Sam replied the same message as before, and nothing was gonna change that.
"Are you great?" Max suddenly asked a bizarre question which he kept a hidden smirk in knowing what he just did.
"No…HAY?" Sam caught himself before snapping at Max's sneaky stunt trick to get him to say something he didn't wanna say about himself. "No fair using the Bosco Reverse Physiology stuff on me, Max!" Seeing they dealt with Bosco's 'no' to anything he had in the store until they got to something that he had was just plain annoying.
"Ehh, when in Rome, do what the Romans do." Max shrug off his shoulders while making a statement.
"Visit Greece?" Sam asked in wondering if that was even an answer to that strange question?
"Nope! Trick your enemy to defeating himself in a funny way possible!" Max remark in a funny statement of his idea of a joke.
"Cute Max, real cute. But even so, that won't change anything." Sam dryly exclaimed his partner's humor to be put on the side for now.
"I know you are, but what am I!" Max remark in a witty-banter kind of sarcasm, he was starting to get into trouble here!
"Anyway folks, just after that fight, we prepared another fight to take place." Sam stated to the viewing audience of their office's camera, as the dog pressed a button on the tape player to their TV's system. "Brisisisisihhhh!" After a bit of fuzz, it started to show a new screen with the returning title and new match already prepared and under way!
Meanwhile, back at the stage, another planned fight begins, and it's non other then….an Amazon Battle?
"Tonights guest fighters are two women to be duking it out today, folks?" Sam stated out tonight's match news to you viewers watching them on the screen.
"I always wanted to see how cat fights go!" Max exclaimed with a curious expression pasted on his face.
"With an attitude like yours Max, it's scary to wonder what you even think?" Sam remarked on his partner's face expression of whatever kinda thoughts he thinks of?
"Didn't you see what goes around in my head once Sam?" Max asked a puzzling question of recalling what his pal Sam did once, like seeing what makes his brain tick?
"Yes, and that was some scary narrator from a Twilight Rip-off of an ego you had." Sam remarked from recalling a case of entering Max's mind, those were something else? "Anywho, let's ask how Bosco's doing with the new fighters?"
"Right! Hay Bosco, are the ladies ready?" Max nodded in response before shouting down below for his store-keeper/referee to reply to them.
Bosco turn from within the ring to recall that message. "Darn to it, they are ready, I just was about to start." Bosco got himself prepared and was now about to begin the announcement of who's about to enter the fight! "In the red corner, she's an eleven-year-old chinese-American girl from Orchid Bay, the girl with the title of Te Xuan Ze, meet…Juniper "June" Lee!"
Then what entered was an Asian girl of the right spoken age that had brown eyes, freckles, and long raven hair, except for one strand of hair, which was actually pink. She is wearing a green t-shirt (in which the rims of her sleeves were red, and the collar of her shirt was red, and there was a symbol on the front that looked like a red dragonfly), along with a brown wristband (which had purple gems on it) on her right wrist, along with a brown belt with a yellow belt buckle, blue jeans, and brown shoes. This girl was the one called Juniper Lee, A.K.A. June and the known Te Xuan Ze!
"Alright, who's ready to play!" June replied in getting his fist ready to deliver some smack pounding to her opponent.
"Ugh, Sam, correct me if I'm wrong?" Max asked his partner something up in the box-office?
"Oh, and what's that Max?" Sam replied back in wondering what got his pal so confused now?
"Wasn't this June suppose to be like….twenty-three years old from JusSonic's Hoagie & Stitch series?" Max quoted out that June was suppose to be staring as an older woman, not of a middle-age junior high-school student?
"WHAT'S THAT RABBIT! YOU SAYING I AIN'T OLD ENOUGH TO COMPETE!" June snapped from apparently hearing that remarking comment about her age being a problem with her fist waving it in the air to tempt that rabbit to dare say that again to her face!
"Gulp!" Max gulped in seeing he just made this girl very angry, and that ain't something he wanna see from someone like June Lee?
"That answer plenty for your Smart-Alec mouth, genius." Sam remark to his partner for once again, causing trouble with woman again?
"Yah, I say we can allow the original series character to compete at a young age." Max corrected himself from not wanting to make his situation any worse for ware at the moment. "So who's she gonna fight against Sam?"
"Against her brute force, a real talent for insults, I can't say who's man enough to do it?" Sam shrug off his shoulder's in not knowing who would be brave or foolish enough besides a Freelance Police member to take the taste?
"Then you boys don't count on a woman to do things!" A sudden female vouch shouted in the air that got their attention.
"Wait! Isn't that voice…?" Max was about to state on that familiar voice when suddenly, he got cut by the announcement?
"And in this next corner is one with a constant of skills that might back her up in life, here is….ggough?" Suddenly, as Bosco was introducing the next opponent, she took the mike, and it was non other then…
"SYBIL?" Sam and Max shouted from their box-office from recognizing the next challenger! A mid-age woman with white skin, tock black hair with a bun in the back and brown eyes seen from her half-cut-shaped oval red glasses. She wears a red dress with a maple leaf on it and black spandex pants with red heels, and appears to wear earrings.
"Right! Sybil Pandemik, at the service!" Sybil called out while speaking out her careers to everyone here. "I've got experience in fields of tattooing, dark wizardly, veterinarian-ship, scuba diving, brain sugary, psychoanalysis, tabloid publication, court witnessing, dating service, carbon dating service, beta testing and Queenship of Canada!"
"Wait Sam! Can she even be apart of this fight?" Max asked his pal if the Sybil from their street can even be apart of a match when she's suppose to be interviewing them?
"Apparently, this clip here shows why Sybil is doing this?" Sam pointed out to a nearby TV monitor which turns on and show's a 'REC' mark on the side with Sybil and June's pictures showing up.
PAST MOMENT!
The two were in a room for the girl competitor's own privacy except for other girls. At the moment, Sybil was doing some interviews with the Te Xuan Ze, and all was going well until…a certain question broke someone's back?
"So tell you, does your guy playing the Abe role, as good as mine?" Sybil asked June if her guy can be just as good at being an actor in a Freelance Police spin-off story like the originals.
"What are you talking about, my Danny is cooler in JusSonic's version with all his ghost powers, and he looks like a cute little puppy." June exclaimed after tying her shoes to state how much cooler her man is then anyone else is.
"No, my Abe is best from the original from being a famous President and he's nearly fifty-stories high!" Sybil exclaimed rudely in almost thinking this girl was insulting her lover?
"Yah right, the guy's a statue, my Danny's famous while not being a cloned dog or President from his series, but at less he's in his organic status and not made of stone." June remarked Sybil's claims with her own witty banter of comments and remarks on the status of who's got the better person for the role in a Freelance Police series season game.
"Well…well my ABE….is the…the better MAN then you would ever have!" Sybil tried to think of a witty comment, but was on thin ice, and just went with whatever sounded good enough to get the last word.
"Gaaahhh! You take that back! Unless you want to invite me to make a special deliver, to your face!" June gasped at what she heard, and became furious to almost wanna throw a punch at Sybil for what she did, until….
"How's about we settle this in the ring, woman to woman!" Sybil declared a challenge with her serious eyes staring at June, not leaving them for a second.
"Oh, IT'S ON, SISTER!" June exclaimed in wanting to go out with a battle against this person, and was gonna bring something fearsome.
PRESENT MOMENT!
"Shish, girls getting angry for thinking their guy is better then the other?" Max remarked in not believing how much trouble these two are making such a habit out of things?
"No argument there Max, in the world of women, they are a mystery to us all." Sam exclaimed in lightly agreeing with his partner on that subject before focusing on the upcoming match for them. "But in any case, let's watch this Amazon Match take place anyhow?"
~AMAZON BATTLE!~
Meanwhile, Bosco was about ready to call the match of the two growling girls ready to tire the other apart.
"Alright, now we want a nice clean fight, so don't just…?" Bosco was stating out the rules of the match, but these girls became annoyed with him.
"Just skip the rest, we get it!" June snapped in wanting this match to begin so they would hurry this up.
"Oh fine, wanted an aery break start anyhow?" Bosco remarked from the imprint girl's temper, but made a wave out for the match to start. "Match start! So get it on and be wild like Tigers, girls!" With that, Bosco went off to his own safety and away from the soon to be out of rage control girls with standing for their lovers in question!
"RUUUrghhh…Gooupphh?" Suddenly, as Jumne charge to land a hit, Sybil amazingly deliver a straight kick that pushed her back. "Ohhh, that had to hurt?" As June looked up from her groans, she notice Sybil making some stance moves to confuse her, yet puzzled her and the rest of what this woman was up to? "Where you learn those moves?"
"I happen to take a degree in kick-boxing, karate, and self-defense courses to maintain myself in battle." Sybil explained of where she got her skills from, and it's another shocker of her list of degrees in job searching.
"Wow, this just keeps getting more and more complex Max, who know Sybil learn how to fight?" Sam replied in being amazed that their old friend could use such moves when she never before?
"Probably from doing that battle moves in Reality 2.0 before we shot a rat in her face to not her game goggles off her head?" Max stated out from last time Sybil was doing 'some' form of fighting before they snap her out of it.
"How's about we keep her from recalling that before she decides to take her anger out on us?" Sam exclaimed with a nervous expression in seeing this might not bold well if Sybil wants to have a 'chat' with the two about that moment?
"Shutting up is a go then!" Max replied in agreeing with his best pal in not to push his luck any further on the thin line.
Down below the two, Sybil and June were literally tearing apart the ring with their crazy moves and brute strength! June displayed her strength by picking up some chairs not bolted to the ground (well mostly) and tossing them against Sybil. But Sybil manage to use some silk moves to dodge those and used the ring's rope bars to launch them back like a sling shot. June got hit by one, but growled and jumped against one rope bar that launched herself as a torpedo to smack her feet into Sybil's gut. That caused the old girl to cringe from the brief pain, but it passed as she and June made it into a lock arms combat! Sybil tries to hold, but June was using harder with her extra boost in strength, and that was an advantage. But Sybil kicked June underneath her feet and thrown her across the ring. When June got up, she turns to glare at the rival of her character role!
"RAARrrAAAahhhhh!" June roared as he ran with her left fist drawn back for a punch attack.
"HIiiYAaahhhh!" Sybil ran at her foe with the same plan in mind before they each thrown a shared punch that blinded everything from the lighting system!
It had nearly been an hour since the fight, both girls were in a mess and panting like mad with sweat down their faces and their cloths nearly ripped apart from all the brutal action!
"Give…up…!" June panted out in asking for her foe's surrender?
"Ne…ver!" Sybil slowly replied with her breath in not giving in yet?
"Haugh…Haugh?" June panted heavily now, as the fight had really taken a lot out of her.
"Pant…Pant…..?" Sybil started to sweat up a storm, her vision began to blur out from lack of site?
"UUuughhh….." Then both girls suddenly let out a little cry and both fell forward with their eyes shut and then...
"CLUumppphhh?" They lied face up on their backs, completely out cold and their arms open wide. Bosco came in to check on the fighters and after much thought from seeing their conditioned states, he made the call.
"Both are KNOCKOUT! I repeat myself, they are out cold, their forth, it's a DRAW! NO ONE MOVES UP!" Bosco made the calling and waved his hands out in declaring the match over, a draw was the result!
"Ohhhhh?" The audience signs at this, yet know that it was a good fight while it lasted enough.
"Man Sam, I think we're gonna need some serious up takes to bring in the violence." Max exclaimed to his pal in knowing that if this keeps up, they may need more fighters and more violence just to hold an audiences attention?
"I think with our last to go fight plan, it just might!" Sam replied to his pal while also stating of the next to last match they have in store for us viewers today. "Right after these messages!" Sam stated that they'll continue, after a short break for the time being which then happens that the screen fuzzes out suddenly?
Again, we return to the scene getting fuzz while Sam tries to 'smack' some sense into the old device.
"Darn things on the Fritz today?" Sam remarked as he got up and tried to whack some sense into their portable Television set which was acting up with it's pictures.
"I told you to hire a repairman!" Max exclaimed for his pal to get some repairman to fix their broken TV so they wouldn't have this problem.
"You fired the one from the White House last Tuesday, Crabby-mack!" Sam remark what his rabbit friend did to the last guy they had while turning some knobs on their monitor's set?
"Oh that's right?" Max exclaimed to himself from remembering that he did do something like that before? "Well he didn't do a good job fixing what I needed fix?" The rabbit snapped in annoyance at knowing something he wanted fix, wasn't fixed at all.
"That was your pistol genius, and he was a TV Repairman, it's clear he didn't know what to do while you held that thing so close to him." Sam remark to his partner for getting their local TV repairman to try fixing a gun, which made no sense in the meaning. Even more so, to force them to do it…with it pointing straight at them is PURE MADNESS!
"Ehh, I said I fire him and he ended up giving up his job and moving to someplace far and out of state and country…all cause he thought I was gonna shot him?" Max shrug off to remark of what he did and what that ended up causing to the poor slack's life which he pay no mind or hinder of thinking of his actions.
"That's what happens when you say 'Fix this, our you'll be Fired Next Week Till Sunday All Over' with a furious expression to kill!" Sam exclaimed what his partner said to the very man which started the whole mis-confusion in the first place!
"So I went over board?" Max shrug off in his defense to his claim while trying to act out all innocent and stuff. "I just can't concentrate with a broken gun?"
"For shooting or for hitting?" Sam asked while he tried to rewire the cables to their TV set on the desk top?
"Well for shooting, that lets me shot things afar while I hit people close by with this with ease." Max exclaimed what he do with his pistol gun while he aim and waved the bottom handle like a club, demonstrating it's usage in a fight!
"You crack me up little buddy, only you can be so crucial to use a gun that way?" Sam exclaimed from looking over his partner's ego behavior as a funny thing while trying to untangle his hands mixed with some wires by accident?
"And you're tangled up, Sam!" Max quoted on seeing his pal is tangled in a pile of wires.
"Funny mister 'Sit and Watch my pal do all the work' kinda guy." Sam remarked at his rabbit friend's joke of his state. "Now I just gotta…there!" Now Sam was free from his in-tangledment and now saw a messy pile of wires on the ground.
"Think we need to hire a cleaning lady after this, Sam?" Max asked his pal if they needed someone to clean up this mess they made?
"Can't see why not, but would you really wanna clean the office?" Sam shrug off the idea while asking if they would be okay with doing something like that?
"As if I wanted our hard earn stack of nicely piled junk to get disorganized." Max remark the very question out of his brain which would have been a crazy thing to do in the first place?
"Just as I was thinking." Sam replied to his pal in seeing an agreement to not clean their office (at less too much) for the time, as the dog finally finishes his last set ups on the TV monitor. "Alright, that should fix the system to allow us the final moments of what happen next."
"Was that before or after that incident happen that we….?" Max asked his pal in wondering where this next act is suppose to take them?
"Best not to give away too much Max, otherwise, we be spoiling the fun." Sam warn his rabbit friend to not spoiler anything before they even get the chance to see it themselves.
"Gosh Sam, what was I ever thinking?" Max gasped in shock to believe he was almost about to make a mistake on his part.
"I ask that question nearly everyday." Sam dry remark that sarcasm of his to Max's question.
"And?" Max asked in wondering what the answer might even be?
"I still don't have the answer to that." Sam shrug off his shoulder's to respond that he doesn't even know yet?
"Oh, ah who cares, let's just see what happens next in the third fight!" Max replied while shrugging the feeling off to wanna watch more of their match fights.
"You got it Max, and for you viewers at home, here's something with extra class!" Sam replied in the same agreement while making a note to the folks still watching the duo by the other camera.
"But it's not school work, that much you can be sure." Max added up to state that this wasn't like homework or anything relative to that.
"Sit down and just watch the next scene, popper-head!" Sam order his hyper-active friend to sit down so that they can watch the next thing on the screen.
"BRRisisizizizihhh!" Suddenly, the fuzz acts up again, only this time, the picture was just about to get a bit more clearer. Now we return to seeing the wrestle series continuing, and just in time for the final parts of it's show too!
Just then, a big title shows itself on the screen which labels out the next term of the fight to be taken part of!
~ALIEN MANICE BATTLE~
The scene shows a wrestling Match commencing, with Sam and Max hosting, and down below are two competitors, Hoagie and Stitch VS. Hamsterviel and Robot Drone!
"I gotta say Sam, after the last battle this gerbil had with these guys, I thought he call it quits?" Max remarks at Hamsterviel's attempts to beat this duo, after his last try. (Back in the first chapter from the series!)
"I AM HAMSTER, you TWIT!" Hamsterviel shouted from the wrestling ring at being insulted, but those in the box office just ignored him!
"And he seems very eager to have another shot at battling his arch rivals in World or Universal Domination, Hoagie and Stitch?" Sam announced from watching this battle and going into detail on the subjects background.
Down in the ring, Bosco makes the call out. "Alright, we need a massacre of this fight, folks are starting to doubt of our program, show go WILD and Crazy!"
"And your gotta stay there watching?" Stitch asked curious of this purple fell to be with them during this whole thing?
"Heck no, fool! I'll be down over their in the stands were it's SAFE!" Bosco snapped at Stitch's question before leaving and then making the match call out. "Match Begin!"
"BRingggnnhhhh!" The Bell has rung, that means the match has started?
"Well little buddy, when in doubt, go with the flow?" Hoagie shrugged off to say at seeing they may as well just do this anyhow?
"Hah, and another hah! I've got the element of surprise on my side, you foolish-fools!" Hamsterviel tainted his fools with the atmost annoying chuckle.
"What, with a tin-can?" Hoagie remark in pointing out to the rodent's so-called robot, like it was even a match against the two.
"Yep, Stitch remember he used that to make conversation deals with Mertie once, meega trashed it afterwards." Stitch remark in remembering such a time that once happen, all a while back before he meant Hoagie.
"But this time, he comes bitterly equipped!" Hamsterviel announced, as he pushed a button from behind it's back. Then it sprung into a "weapons mode", with loads of weapons, blasters, you name it, and the meanies looks from it's screen.
"Wooh, didn't see that coming?" Hoagie exclaimed in surprise, as he and Stitch had them 'Uh-Oh' expressions on their faces saying, 'this won't be good' in their manner of speaking!
"FIRE!" Hamsterviel shouted his order, as the droid step up with it's screen glowing brighter red before…..
"Pouwwhhh!" It fired off one of it's plasma blasters at the two.
"Pluaghhh!" It hit it's mark, or rather, it got caught in someone's hands?
"Waahhh?" Hamsterviel replied confused, he see's Stitch has the plasma blast in his hands, like it was a ball toy?
Hoagie smirked from behind his indestructible buddy, as he remarks this to the gaping hamster. "There are times I'm glad your body can handle catching a plasma blast in your little hands, Stitch."
"Eph, but meega remember that it's still hot! So Meega return to Stupid-Headed Hamster!" Stitch stated, as he juggled the blast in his paws before throwing it back at it's source. "Froommhhh!"
"Waaaaaahhhh!" Hamsterviel screams and gets behind his mech which took the blast.
"Poowhh, poowhhh, pannguhhh?" Of course what they didn't know, was the blast rebound off the droid and bounce against other things before hitting behind Sam and Max's booth where surprisingly, a record player was kept? If that wasn't strange enough, it started playing "Hound Dogs" By Elvis Presley.
You ain't nothing but a hound dog!
"Oh, I love this song. Heck, I didn't know we had a record player here, Max?" Sam replied from above the office box, apparently grooving to the tune?
Cryin all the time
"That was a record player, I though it was CD Player?" Max replied puzzled, he thought it was something else?
You ain't nothing but a hound dog
"As usual Max, you crack me up?" Sam replied while was getting into the groove some more.
Cryin all the time
"Do you ba-FOONS think this will stop me?" Hamsterviel remark, as he got out to see it's safe, as his bot prepares to attack the two targets.
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
"No, but Meega give you a gift meega made in honor of Scruffles!" Stitch remarks and throws a green voodoo doll which Hamsterviel's mech catches suddenly!
And you ain't no friend of mine.
"What the?" Hamsterviel looks puzzled at this thing for a moment before…
"BLOOophhhh!" It explosives in a big green goop which tosses the two to the other side of the ring.
"Gaaahhh?" Hamsterviel cries out from taking the hit, as he and his drone stands up, with the hamster annoyed.
Hoagie laughs at this just as the song has stopped suddenly. "Heheh, that trick was once used when Jumba tried to capture my buddy a while back!"
"Eph, hope Jumba not still upset about that time?" Stitch replied while reminding in concern of his manner with his creator.
"Thinking you use that trick against his hated arch-rival, I don't think he'll mind?" Hoagie assured his little buddy that he be fine.
"Gaaahhh, don't think you've won, you annoying little pestilence!" Hamsterviel snaps at his foes, as he gets up and dusted himself clean while his bot stood up on it's on.
"There he goes using words kids just don't get these days? I cut back if I were you, pal!" Hoagie taintly remark with a joke to tell the guy off.
"Grrrr….You want some cut ups, then heres one for you!" Hamsterviel snarled before he brought out a controller and pushed the button on it to activate a hidden compartment in his bot. Which in turn reveal sharp buzzsaw blades starting to spin, as the villain remarks this before he cackles at his doom foes. "A REAL CUT UP! GWAH-HAHAHAHA!"
"Whoops!" Hoagie yelped in surprise and shock, didn't expect that one to be coming?
"Big Whoops!" Stitch replied in surprise and shock along with his partner, they really didn't see this one coming?
"Bizzshh-bizzssiihh-bizzssissihhhh!" Soon the droid was launching sharp disk blades out of it's chest, slicing everything in it's path! The duo manage to dodge and duck away safely while most of the crowd yelp from the things nearly giving them buzzcuts! Once more, they nearly came close to cutting the original Freelance Police in the Box Office!
"Wooh! Shish, does this villain ever cut it close?" Max remarks off from nearly making it out from a close call there, no need for a shave.
"With corny dialogues like that Max, we might as will be juggling these things with reenforced steel gloves!" Sam stated from his little buddy's choice of words.
Meanwhile, Hoagie manage to take a few standard chairs to use as a barricade while Stitch climbed the ceilings!
"Get him! GET HIM! Shot 626!" Hamsterviel demanded of his robot to shot his buzzsaws up which it did! Most of which ended up missing and started to make cut holes where the setting lights are attached!
"I maybe a tech expert, but even I can't help feel unsafe at where that might lead to?" Hoagie replied, as he tried to shot the robot partner of the villain, but 2x4 technology can't even dent it!
Stitch soon stop his moving to snap at the alien hamster in his alien language. "Carpoolman, giggy!"
"Oh!" Hamsterviel yelp in shock at what he just heard in understanding that alien language, as he snaps back while pointing at the little blue koala. "You leave my mother outta this!"
"Creakiihhh..CRoofff…Booommmmhhhh!" Suddenly while Stitch smirk and crossed his arms at upsetting his villain, he didn't know that the ceiling lights soon broke off and landed in the ring!
"Owww?" Stitch cried out in pain from the ceiling falling on him!
"Ouch! Bet he'll feel that one in the morning?" Sam cringe from the site, that musta hurt badly.
"Ehh, I've had worst?" Max shrugged off to say, with him and Stitch being the destructive pair of their own duos, they're meant to handle some extreme pain?
"Hah, so ends Experiment 626!" Hamsterviel tainted in victory, his greatest foe has been beaten, at last!
"One, he's name is Stitch, and two, I wouldn't celebrate just yet!" Hoagie came out from his hiding spot to point out with a sly smirk on his face.
"BREakkhhhiishhh!" Suddenly Stitch broke out from the wrecked…and with a blue buggy car?
"Blue Punch Buggy!" Stitch cried out in excited, as he wielded the blue buggy at the hamster's robot.
"PLowwhhhh!" Which the hit sent it into the ropes and rebound it off and back at Stitch again!
"No Punch Back!" Stitch called out again and this time threw the blue buggy by letting it go this time and smacked the robot into the middle of the ring.
"Beepphhh!" Then Stitch smashed the car right into the robot which made a beeping noise from it's horn.
"I not even gotta ask where you found that?" Hoagie remark dryly in seeing how his little buddy even did something like that?
"Eph, left in an underground railway while trying to dig out, but made wrong turn. So Stitch back track, and now meega here now." Stitch shrugged off to reply, stating it's no big deal or anything like that.
"Like I said, I'm not even gotta asked." Hoagie rephrased his words again for his stubborn partner to get already.
Soon Hamsterviel went to check his robot, and it's working fine again. "Hah, not even a ridiculous car-concoction will stop my greatest machine!"
"How about a chain saw!" Hoagie stated with a smirk, as Stitch suddenly pulled out a chain saw from outta nowhere from in his body!
"Where he even put that chainsaw?" Hamsterviel asked slitly scared and a little disturbed?
"Non of your business!" Stitch snap at the villain for invasion of privacy.
"BRriizzizizizizihhhh!" The experiment started the chain saw, as it was buzzing for excitement!
"Eh-Hahahahahahah!" Stitch was laughing like a mad-man while wielding his chainsaw like a crazy person!
"Gaaahhh, quickly, fire the emergency program!" Hamsterviel screeched in horror at this emergency situation.
"Powhhh…pluphhh…!" The droid fired it's secret compartment which turn out to be….a plunger? And once more, it knock Stitch off his feet and let the chain saw fall into the audience which made them run like crazy from a out of control chain saw on the loose!
"A plunger? That's your secret weapon?" Hoagie asked stumped, what kind of villain uses a plunger against his enemy?
"Man Sam, that's just sad?" Max said remarkably at this scene, he had to agree with Hoagie's opinion there for a moment.
"Well Max, not even the greatest villain minds can buy the best purchase of weaponry." Sam shrugged off his shoulders to reply, stating that some evil villains these days can't even afford Doomsday like weapons since it's 'too' expensive.
"So they instead buy cheap junk instead?" Max asked puzzled, yet tried to see if he gets this strange planning so far?
"Precisely, little buddy." Sam nodded in letting his partner know he's right about that understatement.
As Stitch was slowly about to get up, he notice a plasma blaster under the rumble, that musta fallen off Hamsterviel's robot? With a smirky smile, he grabbed it and pointed it towards his enemy. "Haah, gotcha!"
"PLouplhhhh…" Suddenly from out of nowhere, a carrot was shot right into the thing's receiving end, stopping it from blasting?
"What! A Carrot? Seriously, how cheap are you?" Hoagie remark in seeing that the villain is still using cheap use of vegetables as his main weapons source?
"Watch it fat boy, I'm a very busy villain and I can't afford everything? And I know you're kind HATES them!" Hamsterviel snapped at Hoagie's annoyance towards him.
"Um….guys?" Stitch replied in getting the attention around him now for some reason?
"Brisssiis..perperiissihhh….." The plasma blaster was making some weird noises, noises that signal many to know this is a 'not good' sound! Even those in the box office know it's not a normal, or friendly sound to be heard?
"Um…Sam, what's going on with that weird noise?" Max asked a bit concern, sensing something's about to happen here?
"Holly Inch A-Lotta of Porks Steaks, on a Marching Band Parade." Sam exclaimed in deep surprise from his emergency replies before collecting himself to speak right. "I think the mixture of a highly explosive force and a vegetational carrot is short-circuiting it's system?" Sam stated out to his little buddy and the viewing audience.
"So in short, it's likely to blow up?" Max simply shrugged off to state their endanger lives?
"Nice to notice that you had paid attention, genius!" Sam dryly stated in seeing Max was paying close attention to him for once.
Back in the Ring, the teams look puzzled at this, as the strange humming electronic-machine noise continues on some more.
"You really shouldn't play with guns, Experiment 626!" Hamsterviel scolded the little koala on handling such dangerous weapons, and from knowing the effects of the blasters malfuncting.
"Oh, okay?" Stitch replies with a nod and gives the plasma blaster to the hamster and his robot.
"Thank you?" Hamsterviel replied as in taking his weapon while his droid seemed slitly confused?
"Don't mention it…ever?" Hoagie replied in remark, as he and Stitch decided to leave the scene.
"Oh, I just remembered!" Hamsterviel suddenly spoke, figuring out what's going on and what the duo coppers are doing. So he improvised by giving the blaster to the two, and made an excuse towards mostly Stitch. "It's your birthday. Happy Birthday!"
"No it isn't!" Hoagie sternly stated, he doesn't want the blaster blowing up in his or Stitch's faces!
"Eph-Ehp-Ehp!" Stitch tried to give the thing back to Hamsterviel who was climbing on his droid and preparing to leave until…."Merry Christmas!"
"It's not Christmas!" Hamsterviel sternly rejected the alien's chance to give him a gift of a ticking bomb.
"Happy Hanukkah!" Stitch tried again while jiggling the blaster.
"It isn't Hanukkah!" Hamsterviel snap back at the annoying alien, clearly not getting he doesn't want it.
"Yes!" Stitch stated and pushed the weapon to his enemy.
"No" Hamsterviel rejected and pushed it away from him.
"Yes!" Stitch repeated himself ands pushed the dangerous near exploding blaster to the hamster.
"No!" Hamsterviel sternly rejected once more, they're just repeating each other in this messy manner?
"Um…I'll let you sort this out, little buddy while I get us some cover!" Hoagie replied nervously, as he decided to get to cover, but not before tying a rope around Stitch's waist for some reason?
In the Box Office, Sam and Max heard screaming crowds running for their lives.
"Well Sam, looks like this fight is drawing to a close?" Max stated with a little calm tone in stating the situation before them.
"Either from that, or the fact that we're sitting on a nuclear site about to blow, and those fighters down their are now playing catch!" Sam remark in stating what childish games going on below them?
"And people say you never have time for fun on Doomsday?" Max shrugged off to mention without caring about his own mentioned statement.
"They musta missed that event from when you went Demon on the states!" Sam dryly reminded his pal of a 'certain' event that he nearly cause Doomsday himself one time.
The noise from the blaster is getting louder, coming closer to the big BOOM feast!
"One potato!" Hamsterviel stated, as his droid gave the plasma blaster to Stitch.
"Two Potato!" Stitch said and gave the blaster back to Hamsterviel once more!
"Three potato!" Hamsterviel stated as he gave the blaster again to Stitch.
We see Bosco turning yellow and running out the exit door while Stitch does another count game! "Four!"
"Five Potato!" Hamsterviel stated again with his game against the blue alien.
"Six Potato!" Stitch repeated again and handed the blaster again to the evil hamster.
"Six Potato MORE!" Hamsterviel stated with a more added boost to his game while nearly everyone was out of the place, as the noise of the blaster gets even louder!
Hoagie is seen going straight to Sam and Max's area while holding his rope, he pants, trying to get their attention.
"Hey guys! It might not be duck season? But I think we need to duck?" Hoagie stated, but then laughs off a bit at his joke, to bad it was a real bad one!
"Yeash, in of a nuclear time-bomb, your jokes stink?" Max remark from hearing this fat kid make even terrible jokes at these hours.
"Considering our options, we're safe since our box office is blast proof!" Sam stated with a few marks of blast-proof marks that have tried to break through their window, but never could breach it!
"But what about the rest around us and the building coming down, Sam?" Max asked a really stupid question which…seeing they never planned that far ahead led to this…?
"Oh….then we better duck below?" Sam yelp in fear, as he and Max along with Hoagie duck and cover under the box office desk, as the scene continues down below.
"BeepBeepBeepBeep-BEEPBEEPBEEEeeepphhh!" The Plasma Blaster is getting bigger and soon won't hold out much longer!
"My…" Stitch states as he throws the blaster to Hamsterviel.
"Mother…" Hamsterviel counters by throwing it back which made the blue alien gasp.
"Told…" Stitch rushfully gives the blaster, even comes close to his competitor of winning this game war before it ends!
"Me…" Hamsterviel sternly spoke while tossing the blaster down to the tog he hates.
"Give…" Stitch in more concerns, throws the blaster up to the hamster's robot as he caught it.
"Our…" Hamsterviel says as he throws it down, and awaits Stitch's answer in repines!
"Gifts…" Suddenly, Stitch spoke low in a frowny voice as he just realize he lost the game in this word-war after giving the blaster at last to his enemy!
"Hah! I win!" Hamsterviel gloated in an evil tone as he turns to the blaster!
"BrooooAAANHHHHhh….SIIiissshhhhh!" The blaster begins to glow green as Hamsterviel's droid wields it like a trophic. But then before they took notice of their 'prize', Stitch yelp from being pulled from above and out of the ring!
"Oh Blitz-Knock!" Hamsterviel quickly says as he notice that while he won the game, he ended up getting the overloading plasma blaster!
We see the outside of the stadium, it seems peaceful, until….."PLURGhhCORRRFffoohhh!" Then a big goopy explosion happened afterwards which rips the places outer walls off and green goopy stuff goes flying all around. Stuff from the place lands on the streets, causing traffic accidents, breaking parking lot cars, store windows, and most of the civilians had to duck or run from the disaster! But then a hamster was seen screaming out of the building and going right for the bay docks? "ARRrrrrhhhhhiinnnnggggghhhh!" He was screaming for his very life, not sure if it was gonna stop until….. "SPllluuussssshhhh!" That may have been Hamsterviel, as the next things that fell on him were his droid bot that was his partner, all scraped, toasted and ready for the recycle bin!
Now inside, we see the box office, the only thing standing had survived, just nearly? Sam and Max got out of the rubble from Stitch's help, who Hoagie pulled him up in time to join them.
"Man, I can't believe you got Hamsterviel to fall for the same ploy that got Jumba's blaster to backfire and blow up half your home, Stitch?" Hoagie replied in surprise that his partner performed well in beating his enemy with the same tactic he used once before, a word-battle of some-how getting to say the words and the one to make the last sentence seems to lose?
"Eph, only stupid-head's bot had more firepower, and meega saw it as even BIGGER Bomb then one plasma blaster alone?" Stitch shrugged off to reply, as not feeling it was that big of a deal.
Sam and Max look around, the place was totaled, but they survived it. "Well….it looks like Hoagie and Stitch have won the Match! Talk about bringing down the house, a Max?" Sam exclaimed in surprise from the outcome of this match.
"Or the fact that it was our own Wrestler stadium? So what now, Sam?" Max pointed out rudely while asking a question of their future?
Sam though of the answer for a while until he finally was able to speak out his thoughts. "Well we don't have to worry about mortgage payment from you, Mr. President, since this is covered by any Wreck-less Destruction Insurance, but it might take time for the new building to be set for the next few fights?"
Max smirk at this news, as he exclaimed his own thoughts into the mix. "Perfect! I'll start deducting pay and threatening Countries for their cause to rebuild, or it's Nation WAR where they'll see the sun won't shine brightly when I'm through!"
"As usually little buddy, you crack me up?" Sam replied half-cheery while shaking his head off from his partner's attitude, somethings never change. He looks to you viewers, as a planning to sign off. "Till next time, sports fans…Good fights!"
That's when Max decided to pop up and take over in front of his partner. !"And Good nights….and stay tune for another fight, as soon as we gotten some laborers to do the dirty work?"
That's when Sam pushes his little buddy outta the way to make a statement on that remark from his over-powering pal. "And even know, Max never kids when he puts his mind to it? Which in truth is scary at times? Seeya?" Sam waves goodbye, as the screen goes black afterwards.
Now the TV in the office shows the fuzz before it gets turned off by Sam, as that explains while ending what happened to the two's wrestle stadium.
"And that's how it happened to us folks?" Sam explained on what happened to them and their wrestling stadium to the world.
"Kinda strange that after so many of our destructive cases that one accident blow up our arena!" Max remark to state that out of so many explosive cases, this one ended up blowing up their favorite place of mayhem!
"Well maybe next time Max, we'll settle for 'Ka-boom insurance' for if that ever happens anytime soon." Sam exclaimed that they need some insurance for such cases if this event should happen in the near future.
"Well in that case, BRING ON THE KA-BOOMS!" Max exclaimed with a wave of his hands in being all excited to think of this news of an opportunity.
"Why is it I'm never surprise by your acting, little buddy." Sam waved his his head off at seeing what Max's response was.
"Who's acting Sam, I'm always the guy to shot first and ask questions…empt, when I feel like it?" Max shrug a bit when answering that one in not caring how he does his business.
"But in any case folks, remember to help give some ideal profits to our direct sponsor, 'VISION-KING Production' to hep support our good cause." Sam stated out an add for those viewing this message to help them out in their cause.
"But Sam, what if they don't have any other way to reach him?" Max asked a pondering question of how anyone would reach them before going over a listenings of choices. "I mean, besides their phones, taxing, lettering, etc.?"
"Well that's a good point, guess that's another case we might have to solve ourselves someday soon, little buddy." Sam replied with some thought to the question itself, but waved it off to continue to send out their message to the world. "But in any case, we like to continue growing our program for any new and young Freelance Police Trainees to appear, any we might have missed?"
"Considering how their are so few people making new matches, I doubt it'll be like finding a lot of needles in a hay stack?" Max remark dryly of finding so many new and un matched talents in a blink of an eye?
"Bucket-for brains, the few the numbers, the harder it is to find them even in a haystack!" Sam snapped at his partner for not knowing the less, the harder since their isn't enough 'pairs', then it makes it tougher to even find any?
"Ohhh?" Max responded in slitly getting the message of understanding that question, mostly that is? "But maybe we should re-enforce the walls so we can use even more destructive weapons for our enjoyments, Sam. Yah know, just to make it less work when we clean up." The rabbit went and made some awkward statement that might not even be apart of the conversation until he added it?
"Can't think of a reason why not." Sam shrugged off in responding to that idea, especially since the less clean up, the better for them.
"By the way Sam, how many fighters of fello Freelance Police Trainees do we still have in the line up?" Max asked a puzzling question of how many more 'other' Freelance Police they still got up in stock to ever partake in their wrestling series?
"From last time's count, only lucky seven on the dice, little buddy?" Sam replied while checking a sheet board on the last checking of the list of entrees the two have, and it's only on that number of participates they got to go with. "And with only this much, we still need like their respectable villains for any Good VS. Evil events?" The dog exclaimed on how they need to find a lot more bad guys to play the respectable Freelance Police Trainees in some of the matches.
"And even more annoying Super Fans with that annoying chime chorus going 'Friend For Life', ugh, tell me if that's even possible?" Max remark with a hated glare of even picturing the next thing the two still got to do, like find more annoying Over-upsetting fans of any Freelance Police, even if it's the new guys going for the new rookies out there.
"Well that's easy if they either make them up or find really annoying and geeky super fans to play Lorne's roll." Sam exclaimed on how and where anyone can find cast members to play Lorne, the 'Friend for Life' and really big and annoying fan of their's!
"I shudder to think think of more Lorne's even more so, if they were clones." Max dryly remark with the less indented humor to even once quote such a fate is the worst kinda punishment to deal with.
"Just be glad Lorne never knew of Mama Bosco's cloning and was out of town during the whole rampaging of braindead Samulacra!" Sam exclaimed to his pal to be glad that there was never a chance for their super fan to make clones of his favorite Freelance Police like that time during their time against clones of Sams?
"Dogglegangers!" Max added his own name calling the clones of Sam that once scattered across the city.
"DUrGURGUrrraaanniiiIIIInnghhh!" Suddenly, their phone in their office rings which gets their attention!
"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!" Max shouted in excitement, hearing that phone ring could mean something…a case!
"BRrruuuunnghhh…." Suddenly, Sam used some wrestle ropes to attach to the sides of their wall, Max got caught in it while pulling him. "Nerrghh…I….GOT…IT!" Max struggled to reach for the phone despite his state until…."POWWFffhhhh…CLASSssiishhhh!" He got shot backwards and rammed himself right into the closet full of their junk and trophies from their winnings.
As Sam smiled at his success, he grabbed the phone to answer it, and once again, beating Max to answer the phone. "You reach Sam and Max, Crime Fighting Freelance Police, and Announcers for a Wrestler's Show?"
"Burgahburgahmah?" The other line muttered some words that only Sam knew what they were meaning?
"Hmm, hmm? Yes, that's right? We're both just awaiting for our building to be…." Sam was replying to the message, as so far it was okay until…."Sweet Nickel On Lady Liberty's Pointed Headed Crown?" After Sam was done exclaiming his long exclamation of surprise shock expression, he spoke off in responding to the news. "We're on the case, you can count on us!" Then afterwards, Sam hang the phone up, ending the conversation from the other line with a serious expression (well mostly his same goofy expression, but it's close enough).
"CLasssiihhTruufffssh?" Then after Sam hang up, Max spilled out of the closet, but the K-9 pay no attention to that.
"Was that the guy trying to ask me if I wanted to order another President's Infinite Feeding Frenzy? Cause it is starting to get on my last nerve!" Max asked on what the caller was or what business they had, and exclaimed that if it was some charity, he's not interested and is getting annoyed by the constant callings for a donation!
"No pee-brain! That was the Commissioner, looks like our Stadium might have to wait if we don't hurry up!" Sam remark his partner for getting the wrong idea of who it was on the other line which was their boss in crime fighting, the Commissioner! "Some nut-job is trying to get people to not come to see our wrestling fights, stating it's all phony!" Sam explained the cause of what the crime is all about with a serious grim, as this was urgent!
"The NERVE! I'll show him what's real or not?" Max snapped in fury, stating their show was fake, that's down right annoying and infuriating at the same time.
"Maybe another time, 'mister spender', since our camera here's got enough juice for one last moment." Sam remarked his partner's urgency to go and cause some major harming to the mug doing this to them while focusing on the camarea still rolling them with it's last bit of juice of battery power. "As my counterpart once said, when in doubt, deal with it. Or in this case, Good Night…"
"And Good Fight!" Max replied his and Sam's farewell goodbye marks for when they just about ready to end their show to the viewers watching them. "Wow, that's a catchy line Sam, how every did we thought of it?"
"Urrgh?" Sam groans at once again, of his clueless partner for forgetting they thought of the lines, but that's Max for you?
Then afterwards, the two ran out of their office, we see them outside their building, jumping into their police car, starting it up and driving off! Seems like in the world of Sam and Max, new crimes are happening, and fights start from anywhere in the world when there's a case no one would ever take. And with these idolize figures, new Freelance Police are born and wherever the originals go and do, their newly made packs of Trainees are sure to follow in their footsteps down the same path. It's a blessing, and a chaotic curse rolled into the same bun, how can we survive…in a world of Freelance Police with the same characteristics as Sam and Max….only we can answer that? That's all from us here, so we watch the originals drive off into the raising sun off the highway, where adventure always awaits them!
URGENT NOTE: Next week during the close part of being June, I will be out for about a week, is my guess? I'm heading off to Cape Hatteras, North Carolina with my family, so I will not be able to upload any chapters while I'm gone. However, I will be giving at less two chapters of my new 'Aladdin' story as a little gift to you, my fello followers and viewers to enjoy it before I return to do more work on it. And for those of you who are fans of the original Freelance Police, you'll like who plays the genies in that story...hint...hint..., well that's it from me. VISION-KING, signing out...for now?