Disclaimer: My master does not own Pokemon, but apparently she does own me, one of the Girl Scouts under the rule, excuse me, leadership of Harley.
After serving snack, some of Harley's famous cookies, he decided to fit them for their new uniforms.
"Ok! I am an individual! So why don't you all be individuals?" he said. "But don't look like me, because that's not being individual." he added quickly. He opened up his closet which was filled with all this unnecessary crap that he probably got from a 60's convention.
"Hmm…Oh! I know who I want to be!" cried Mary, waving her arm around.
"Ok, pick out your costume!" said Harley. Mary smiled made her way over to the closet, taking out her costume.
"I'm going to try it on!" she declared, walking into the bathroom. After about 10 minutes, Mary came out dressed up like a peanut and jelly sandwich.
"Don't I look stunning?" she asked, twirling around.
Kelly shoved Mary out of the way, diving into the closet. "It smells like perfume in here!" she said, waltzing out as a Kelly. She was dressed exactly the same as she was about two seconds ago.
"Nice costume!" said Harley. "You wanna give it a go Caroline?"
Caroline armed herself with a knife and entered the closet. She came out in a huge pink gown and a funny thing on the top of her hat.
"I'm a pretty pretty princess!" she yelled, trying to stab Lily with her now bloody knife.
"Hmm…Lemme pick el costume!" cried Julia, charging into the closet. A minute later, Julia came out as a vacuum cleaner and began chasing Ellen.
"You're dirty! Lemme clean your face!" screamed Julia.
"No! Get away you IDIOT!" pleaded Ellen. All of the sudden the whole room got quiet, and Caroline gasped.
"You said the I word!" she said, nearly choking on her words.
"My ears! My perfect fragile ears! I've been scarred!" cried Harley, beating Camden over the head in his depression.
"Um, can I pick a costume?" asked May, sitting on the floor with her legs crossed like an angel.
"Oh, I forgot you were here..." admitted Mary.
"Well, I'm the life of the party, so, yeah!" May said, marching into the closet.
It was very dark in Harley's closet, May couldn't see very much. Her foot caught on something spiky. She fumbled for a light switch, found one, and ripped the spiked collar and boots off of her skin. There were some dresses and many copies of Harley's usual attire. May tried on one of Harley's Cacturn hats for fun. She found an empty soda fountain and put her head through it. When she found that she couldn't get it back out, she decided this would be her unique costume. Grabbing some soda bottles from the tiny refrigerator, she made her way back to the circle.
"OH, what a cool costume May!" said Harley.
All of a sudden, all of the girl scouts lined up in front of May.
"Yeah, I'll have a Diet Pepsi." said Camden, placing a cup under May's mouth. May was about to protest, but a rapid stream of Pepsi shot out of her mouth.
"Thanks." said Camden, sitting down on the floor next to Harley.
Kelly ran over to Camden and tried to smash his drink in his face, but got Pepsi all over Harley instead.
"Pepsi is so evil." she said, getting some Coke from the May soda fountain. May found it odd that soda was coming out of her mouth.
Harley tried not to retaliate, walking into the extra small bathroom. His shoes were all brownish now. He pulled out his handy-dandy Tide To Go stick and tried to be rid of the Pepsi stain. Max was looking through the window, taking pictures now and again. His mother had forgotten to take him home.
Harley was about to use the toilet when he noticed a very young boy looking in his window. He was May's little brother. Moving very slowly, Harley reached down into the magazine rack. Before Max knew what had hit him, he was falling off of the bow he had positioned under Harley's window. The window had shattered when Harley had thrown his 10,000 page dictionary at him. Max started crying, he had only been innocently spying on a love interest!
Harley shuddered in disgust, prancing back to his bedroom. The other scouts had already picked out their uniforms; they all ran up to Harley to show off their outfits. Ellen was Harry Potter, Danielle was a tree, Jacque was wearing a karate outfit, Lily had on some black clothes that made her look like a secret agent, Camden had on a tuxedo with a huge purple bowtie, Coco was a cat, and Amy was a cowboy. May could barely stand up from the weight of the drink dispenser. Harley applauded before leading them out into the wild, with a bleeding Max behind.
Yeah chapter four! Yeah! Ok yeah, um, so next chapter they're going to sell cookies! Yeah! R&R!