DREW'S IN THIS CHAPTER WE SWEAR!

Disclaimer: Muzuki says that Masami is not cool enough to own pokemon.

After much arguing and changes of drivers (Kelly tried to hijack Harley's car), Danielle finally managed to park the car in the parking lot. Harley jumped out of the trunk, grabbed the few boxes of cookies and a table, and set up a cookie-buying stand outside the electric sliding doors at the entrance of the supermarket. Max had been hiding in the trunk as well, so he managed to stop bleeding on the way, which lasted for most of the day.

"Okay girlies, time to make some money for Harley! I mean, raise funds to donate to the poor. Ya'll stay out her and yell at old people, while I tackle those who enter the store without buying anything from us." With that, Harley positioned himself hidden from view next to the sliding doors.

"Hey, who are those guys?" asked May, as she watched three people set up a table identical to theirs, only nicer looking and not covered in barf from the earlier incident. Harley paused as he took a good look at their visitors as well, and gasped.

"Troop 987344…" he whispered.

"Who?" asked Mary, who was spitting out one of Harley's cookies she had snuck when he wasn't looking.

"They're my rival troop!" answered Harley. "We've been enemies for the past 47 years."

"Um, you haven't been alive for 47 years…" said Julia.

"Well, if it isn't troop…uh…I forget." said a woman, appearing to be the same age as Harley.

"Troop 7819443585!" said Harley.

"Isn't that your phone number?" asked the man of the troop. Harley nodded and made a pretend phone with his hands mouthing the man to call him.

"Well, go away! This is our territory!" roared the other woman, who was extremely loud, maybe even louder than Kelly if possible.

"Bite me!" said Harley, ready to throw some of his prized cookies at the other troop to scare them away.

The verbal fight quickly turned into a marketing fight. The other troop, made up of Jesse and James (formerly part of Team Rocket until Giovanni finally got around to firing them) and their troop leader Miranda, had found a megaphone somewhere that they were using for their evil purposes. Luckily for Troop Harley, they had Camden the marketing genius. Before long, there were national commercials and live broadcasts, covering the battle of the cookies. People all over the world, including George Bush, Oprah, Fergie, and the Pope, had tuned in via radio and satellite. All the other networks were complaining that the ratings of their shows were going down because this "stupid competition" was getting all the ratings.

An unsuspecting Drew in a sweat suit jogged towards the scene. He had been working out his eleven year old body all day, and was on his way to buy some more Slimfast. He saw the girl scouts, then Harley juggling for a crowd of potential buyers, and turned around to leave. He didn't like to associate with those kinds of people.

"Drew! Hey, Drew over here!" yelled May or Harley, Drew couldn't tell which. He spun around to see who was calling, but he found himself in a headlock a few seconds later.

"Buy some cookies sweetie!" yelled Harry Potter Ellen, driving Drew's head into the ground. He was throwing punches, trying to protect his perfect green hair.

May tackled Ellen, pulling Drew up from the floor. A man almost ran them over, running in the other direction away from a screaming Harley.

"Are you alright Drew dear?" said May, kicking dirt in his face before pushing him into a wall. Drew was thinking that he was more of a punching bag rather than a boyfriend.

"Yeah, just awesome…why are you wearing a soda fountain?" he asked, questioning her attire.

"Why aren't you being an individual?" she asked, feeling very superior for once in her depressing life. She tried to show off her fountain figure to Drew, but only managed to push him to the ground again.

"Hey Drew!!! Guess who?" said Harley, covering Drew's eyes from behind and giggling. Drew was feeling very claustrophobic. The walls were closing in!!!

"HI YA!" yelled Drew, pulling some of his best karate moves on May, whose stupid form was in his way.

"Drew! You're hurting me!" said May, trying to stand up but found her uniform too heavy.

"You people are so creepy!" yelled Drew, pushing Harley and May away.

"Oh my god, THE Drew works out!" squealed Harley, noticing Drew's sweat suit.

"Must maintain a good appearance for the fans." said Drew, feeling very uncomfortable.

Harley ran back to his cookie booth at an alarmingly fast pace and returned with cookies, which he threw at Drew.

"Buy some cookies hun?" he asked, blowing kisses and looking all around questionable.

"Um, I'm on a diet you know Harley." said Drew. It was either Slimfast or cardboard for Drew.

"Oh come on! Live a little and help me move out of my motel room!" said Harley, forcing the cookies into Drew's hands and attempting to locate Drew's wallet.

"Okay, okay, I'll buy the cookies. Could I have some Thin Mints if anything." said Drew. He reasoned that if the name had the word "thin" in it, it must be okay.

"Okie dokies kiddo!" said Harley, feeling very excited that he didn't need to beat cookies into at least one of his customers. He ran off after a very old lady after he was done doing business with Drew.

"Okay May," said Drew, wanting to get back to his run. May grabbed his hand instead and pulled him over to the booth again.

"Drew, I want you to come to the Girl Scout Square Dance with me!" she said, not bothering to ask if he was busy with coordinator stuff. Harley had dropped competitions for a little while to work with the scouts himself.

"Alright May fine." said Drew, almost walking away before questioning May again. "Wait, a square dance?! I don't dance!" exclaimed Drew, getting very nervous. "I thought we went over this last time you tried to drag me into one of those after Grand Festival parties? I'm not a dancer!"

"Well, take some ballet beforehand!" said May, before running into the crowd of people trying to escape Harley.

"Why are all these people here anyways?" asked Drew, noticing that most of the small town was running into the store or away from the girl scouts' booth.

May stopped beating a group of school children towards the cookies and ran back to Drew.

"That was Camden and Harley's idea. See, Harley flattered his way into the water controls to the town and we dumped sewage in the main pipes that housed the entire town's water supply. After that, we contaminated all of the food that goes to every supermarket in the next ten miles other than this one!" said May, seeming to feel very proud that she had so much panic and discomfort to the population of the town. Harley himself knew four people had already died, but he still smiled and kept that information to himself.

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