Yeah, I'm back. Sorry it took so long.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the song.

Orochimaru was sitting in his office all alone one night. Because Kabato pissed him off so he sent him home before he would have to kill him . "Well here I am, bored," Orochimaru said to himself, "but what can I do." Orochimaru then remembered his mp3 player was in his desk. So he pulled it out and hit play. "I love this song!" So he decided to sing along. Of course with his own words.

(A/N the part in parentheses Orochimaru doesn't sing.)

"Close the door behind us. Don't open it to strangers. You know where to find us. Sure I got your numbers?
(Don't you) You gotta start sometime. (wanna sit next to me?) Show me as I show you mine.
(I'll show) Can you keep a secret? (you a secret, or two, or three)" by this time Orochimaru is standing on his chair singing into a pen that he grabbed off his desk.

"Sasuke, Sasuke, (your such a)Hottie, Hottie, and one thing I chose to admit. Is that your momma momma momma. Shouldn't let me baby-sit." (A/N I am saying he's gay. Deal with it!)

"Can I crawl in bed with you?" He jumped out of the chair so he could dance was still singing into the pen. "I'll let you stay up real late, and do what you wanna do. If I can be a playmate.
(Don't) You can be my ninja scout (you need someone to tuck you in?) But you gotta turn the lights out." Orochimaru kept on dancing. He picked up the remote for the stereo system and used that instead of the pen.

"Sasuke, Baby, (your such a) Baby, Baby, and one thing I chose to admit. Is that your daddy daddy daddy
Shouldn't let me baby-sit." Now he was dancing like a maniac. He some how managed to knock over the chair. He wasn't even standing in it anymore.

"You gotta start sometime. It might as well be now. I wanted you to be mine." He hit the volume button and put it on full blast. The music was so loud he didn't even hear Kabato come in.

"Never let me baby-sit. Sasuke , Sasuke, (your such a) Hottie, Hottie, and one thing I chose to admit. Is that your momma momma momma. Shouldn't let me baby-sit." Kabato stared at him wide eyed he couldn't believe what he was seeing. He wished he had a camera.

"(Never let me) Baby (sit), Sasuke , (your such a) Hottie, Hottie, (never let me), and one thing I chose to admit.
(Never let me) Is that your daddy daddy daddy, shouldn't let me baby-sit."

"(Never let me) Baby (sit), Baby, (your such a)Hottie, Hottie. And one thing I chose to admit. Is that your momma momma momma, shouldn't let me baby-sit."

"I love that song." Orochimaru said as he hit the pause button.

"Ahem…" Kabato coughed.

Orochimaru turned to see him standing in the doorway.

"I left some papers on my desk," Kabato stated.

"Are these it?" Orochimaru asked handing him a stack of papers.

"Yeah," He said as he left.

As soon as he was gone Orochimaru hit the play button again, and singing along.

"My snake brings Sasuke to my yard…"

Mother's of little boys beware. Orochimaru IS out there.

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