White Girls Kick Widow Ash


Kagome and Inuyasha sighed as they watched their friends have yet another argument.

"Pizza!"

"McDonald!"

"Big Mac!"

"You're a Big Mac!"

"Miroku, I swear to Kami, if you touch my arse one more freaking time!"

"I'm telling you, Round Table is great here in America!"

"You think Everything is great in America!"

"It's just because it's foreign."

"Miroku, I'm telling you, keep your hands to your fugging self!"

"I say we all go to Chucky Cheese!"

"Kami, your such a child, Rin!"

"Would you leave her alone, Kouga? Just because your not getting pizza does not mean you get to make fun of her!"

"How bout we just get a little of each?"

"We are not driving all over Nevada just because you all want something different for dinner!"

"Chinese food."

"Sesshomaru, we're from Japan, Chinese food is just to regular!"

"Kami!" Kagome shouted. "Would you all just shut up?"

"Fuck it!" Inuyasha growled. "We're having Taco Bell, alright? No arguments!"

"Geese." Kagome and Inuyasha turned and walked back to the buss, telling the driver where to take them.

In the end, they all just ordered from the Two Dollar Deal Meal.

When they returned to the buss for the night, Kagome and Inuyasha took up residence on one of the couches, sitting side by side leaning against the wide arm rest, with Inuyasha's arm around her as they stretched out across it. Kouga and Ayame sat on the other couch, Ayame on her stomach with her chin resting in her hands and her feet on Kouga's lap. Sango and Miroku shared the love seat, each leaning against the small arm rests with Sango's feet resting in Miroku's lap where he was massaging them. Rin and Sesshomaru were forced to share the rather large cot that stretched out in between the two couches. Rin was on her stomach with her chin resting on her folded arms. Sesshomaru was sitting up with his legs outstretched in front of him, resting back on his arms. All were turned toward the portable DVD player in front of them, playing an American movie that Kagome and Inuyasha had picked out called Silent Hill.

Rin cringed when a deformed man with no arms walked toward the cop. Sesshomaru's ankle pressed against the side of her arm in as much comfort as he was willing to show. Rin smiled gratefully.

Ayame whooped as the cop squished a beatle with the ball of her foot and then her eyes widened excitedly as a heavy sword was shoved through the door of the two's temporary sanctuary. Kouga grinned at her antics.

Kagome's eyes widened and she hid her face against Inuyasha's chest when a large deformed man with a giant medal thing on his head ripped the skin off of a crazy girl. Inuyasha petted her hair reassuringly.

Sango grimaced when Miroku took every chance he got to fake being scared and bury his head in her chest. Soon, Miroku found himself sitting on the floor beside the love seat as Sango finally got to watch the movie.


Inuyasha tapped his foot against the stage and sang into his microphone.


Well now that its

morning

Where do you want

to go from here

Well now that we're

sober

Are your thoughts of me

more clear

Ooh, yeah,


He nodded his head along with the beat his boys were playing.


And now that your head

is right

Did ya dig last night

It keeps playing in my

mind


Inuyasha turned his head and smirked when he caught Kagome's smile from where GKA was watching them from the entrance to the back stage. He kept his eyes on here as he sang.


Cause girl I got a

thing for you

And I think it's

kinda crazy

Cause I know you had

someone too

Wonder where you were

last night


He smiled when he saw her bite her lip.


For now we'll say goodbye

But don't think we're

through

I got a thing for you


He walked over to the entrance and grabbed her hand, pulling her on stage with him. He walked her center stage and one of the crew tossed him a microphone and he handed it to Kagome who sang out an Ooh.

At her questioning look, he mouthed take it. And she did.


And now that your home

Will I be the first thing that you

see

Ooh


She shrugged when Inuyasha shook his head.


I know you'll compare us

How does he match up next

to me


Kagome, catching the beat, slipped her hand in his and leaned her head against his shoulder, gazing out at their audience.


Ooh, yeah,

And now that your head is

right

Did ya dig last night

It keeps playing in my mind


Inuyasha took over, turning her to face him, he stared into her eyes as he sang.


Cause girl I got a thing for you

And I think it's kinda crazy

Cause I know you had someone

too

Wondering where you were last

night

So girl I got a thing for

you


Kagome cupped his cheek in her hand.


I know that night was hazy

But I still remember waking up

And kissing your head

one more time

For now we'll say goodbye

But don't think we're through

I got a thing for you

Ooh, yeah,


Inuyasha grinned at her and turned his head to kiss the palm of her hand, his eyes never leaving her face as she blushed.


Well I remember laying your

head down

I remember loving all your

sounds

I got a thing for you

And I think it's kinda crazy

Cause I know that you had

someone too

Wondering where you were last night

So girl I got a thing for you

And I know the night was hazy

But I still remember waking up

Kissing your head one more time

For now we'll say goodbye

But don't think we're through

I got a thing for you...


As the last beat was beat, Inuyasha leaned down and kissed Kagome full on the lips, grinning as her eyes widened and her blush deepened.

When White Widow was walking off stage, Kagome turned back to the crowd. "Well that was." She cleared her throat. "That was something else. White Widow, everyone." She laughed at their excited applause and then addressed them again. "Okay, well, this is your favorite Japanese band, all the way from Tokyo Japan; Girls Kick Ash!"

Their applause erupted ten times louder and she giggled.

And they began.


According to you

I'm stupid,

I'm useless,

I can't do anything right

According to you,

I'm difficult,

hard to please,

forever changing my mind


Kagome skipped across the front of the stage, giving as much attitude as she could muster as she sang the song she had written when she had broken up with her ex-boyfriend Hojo.


I'm a mess,

in a dress,

Can't show up on time,

even if it would save my life

According to you,

According to you


Walking back to center stage, Kagome placed her free hand on her hip, moving in a low arc and then coming back up looking angry.


But according to him

I'm beautiful,

Incredible,

He can't get me out of his head

According to him,

I'm funny,

Irresistible,

Everything he's ever wanted


Kagome's back up dancers came on stage, and they completed the dance they had choreographed. Kouga and Inuyasha had volunteered to help out with this song, and they both walked onto the stage, Kouga stage right, Inuyasha left.

The boys walked over to her, and Kouga tried to cup her cheek, but Kagome slapped his hand away and huffed, turning towards her silver haired hanue volunteer.


Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it

So baby tell me what I got

To lose,


She looked over her shoulder at Kouga.


He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you


With a sigh, Kagome bowed her head and turned away from Inuyasha to Kouga. She placed her hands on her hips and leaned toward the wolf demon, glaring at him.


According to you,

I'm boring,

I'm moody,

You can't take me anyplace

According to you,

I suck at

Telling jokes

Cause I always

give it away


Kagome rubbed her temple as if she had a headache and squeezed her eyes shut, leaning toward Inuyasha when he stepped forward to rub her shoulders.


I'm the girl with the worst

attention span;

You're the boy who puts up with that;

According to you

According to you


Turning, she whirled on Inuyasha and jumped into his arms, wrapping her legs around his back and holding the back of his neck in her hands as she leaned back to smile at him.


But according to him,

I'm beautiful,

Incredible,

He can't get me out of his head

According to him,

I'm funny,

Irresistible,

Everything he's ever wanted.


She leaned back as Inuyasha spun them in a circle, and when they stopped, Kagome had one foot on the ground, and the other leg around Inuyasha's waist, her arms around his shoulders and his around her waist as she looked to the side at Kouga's frowning face, his arm stretched out toward them.


Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

So baby tell me what I got to lose,

He's into me for everything I'm not,

According to you


Kagome unwound her leg from Inuyasha's waist, and gazed at him.


I need to feel appreciated,


She looked at Kouga.


Like I'm not hated

Oh–

No–


Kagome took Inuyasha's hand in hers and let him twirl her in a circle, and when she stopped, her right arm was crossed over her red torso, holding Inuyasha's hand over her left shoulder and facing Kouga.


Why can't you see me

Through his eye's

It's to bad your making me

Decide


Inuyasha twirled her back around and away from Kouga, who frowned and danced after them.

Ayame's guitar following them all the way.

When the chase was over, Inuyasha was standing smirking at Kouga with his arm around Kagome's shoulders. They stood center stage and Kouga was facing them, his arms crossed over his chest as he glared at Kagome.


According to me,

Your stupid,

Your useless,

You can't do anything right.

But according to him,

I'm beautiful,

incredible,

he can't get me out of his head.


Kagome banged her head forward and gripped Inuyasha's shoulder for balance before breaking away and singing with as much enthusiasm and attitude that the petite girl could muster.


According to him,

I'm funny,

Irresistible,

Everything he's ever wanted


Kagome gripped her chest and bent forward, singing her heart out with the song.


Everything is opposite,

I don't feel like stopping it,

She whirled to face Kouga and pointed at him.

Baby tell me what I've got to lose,


She turned to Inuyasha only to find that his back was facing her as he looked out over the audience. Thinking fast, she jumped on his back and kissed his neck. The audience roared. Inuyasha smirked.


He's into me for everything I'm not,

According to you

you, you

According to you

you, you


Sliding off his back, Kagome took his hand in hers and addressed Kouga, now sitting down with a knee bent upward, his arm resting over it, and the other knee bent under it, leaning back on his free hand. He looked up at her when she came and gave her the finger. She let go of Inuyasha's hand and Kagome grabbed that finger, and jerked it toward her. Kouga growled. She was right in his face as she sang.


According to you

I'm stupid,

I'm useless,

I can't do anything right


Before the last beat was beat, though, Kagome swirled back into a standing position, back into Inuyasha's arms. The crowd went wild.

Breathing heavily, Kagome almost missed the faint pressure against her left temple. His lips perhaps? "That... was... amazing." He managed to get out.

Kagome smiled up at him. "Are you breathless because of me... Or because of all the dancing?"

Inuyasha smirked and leaned down. "A little of both... I think." And then he kissed her.


(A/N) Thanks soooo much for all the reviews! 70-something to date! :D

Did You Know: That the song According To You was brought to my attention by the substitute in my art class, who played Orianthi unhindered? :D

Did You Know: That when I started this story, it was only supposed to be a quirky little venting thing for my run-away-imagination? It's turned into sooo much more. Thank y'all! :D

Did You Know: That every time I write Kagome, Sango, Rin, and Ayame's characteristics, they always end up as epitomes of feminine power?