White Girls Kick Widow Ash

On stage, there were four microphone stands hooked up. Each with a different mike. The first one was black with a white skull on the front. The second was red and W.W was printed in silver chiller letters down the side. The third was purple and black plaid. The last was plain black.

Sango sat at the drums, hammering out a catchy rhythm, Ayame was at the lead guitar, Rin at bass, Kagome clapping with the beat in front of an all-around-sound microphone.

Inuyasha jumped in front of the red microphone.

HEY!

Miroku jumped in front of the purple one.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh

Kouga walked onto the stage backward, dragging Sesshomaru by his hair so that Sesshomaru had no choice but to stand in front of the black mike. In a monotone voice, he sang.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh,

Kouga then jumped in front of the skulled mike.

HEY!

Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku hooked arms and kicked one leg up half height, and then again at full height before doing the same with the next leg. Miroku was hooked arms with a limp Sesshomaru who refused to participate.

Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku sang.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh

Inuyasha made a face at the stunned-to-silence audience and Kouga, Miroku, and him quit dancing. Inuyasha sang.

Four years,

you think for sure,

that's all you've got,

to endure.

Miroku looked at Sesshomaru.

All the total dicks,

Then at the girls behind him who flipped him the bird.

All the stuck up chicks,

So superficial

Sesshomaru sighed and monotones.

So immature.

Kouga shook hands with Inuyasha animatedly.

And then when

you graduate

Then he looked back to the audience, still holding hands with Inuyasha and the silenced audience could swear they saw sweat beading on his forehead.

And then you take a look around

and you say,

Miroku and Inuyasha sang together, holding their heads with one hand, and pointing the other hand out into the audience.

Hey, wait!

Kouga sank to his knee's and rubbed his temple. They all wore Japanese school uniforms.

This is the same as where I just came from.

Sesshomaru pinched the bridge of his nose.

I thought it was over.

Kouga used his demon reflexes to push himself back to his feet in one smooth move and he gripped his hair like he was about to pull it out.

Awe that's just great.

The guys hooked arms and did the strange kick-dance again, a limp Sesshomaru just standing there.

The whole damn world

is just as obsessed

with who's the best dressed

and who's the best sex,

Miroku sang.

Who's got the money,

who gets the honey's,

who's kinda cute,

and who's just a mess.

Inuyasha did the disco dance as he took over.

And you still don't have the right look.

He stopped disco-ing and put his arms around Kouga and Miroku's shoulders.

And you don't have the right friends.

Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends.

They all turned to the girls and pointed and the girls shrugged and asked, "High school never ends?"

Inuyasha grinned and they turned back around.

HEY!

Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku hooked arms and kicked one leg up half high, and then again at full height before doing the same with the next leg. Miroku was hooked arms with a limp Sesshomaru who refused to participate.

Inuyasha, Kouga, and Miroku sang.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh

Oh, oh, oh-oh,

oh, oh, oh-oh

Miroku, Inuyasha, and Kouga leaned toward the side and pointed at the girls.

Miroku fanned his face with the other hand and sang.

Check out the popular kids

Kouga pointed toward Ayame and sang

You'll never guess what Jessica did!

Miroku pointed toward Sango who, after he sang, stopped druming and would have attacked him if Kagome hadn't caught her arm and steered her back.

And how did Mary-Kate

loose all that weight?

It was Kagome's turn to try to tackle Inuyasha (It took Rin and Ayame to stop her) when Inuyasha pointed toward her and sang

And Katie had a baby

so I guess Tom's strait.

Miroku mimed climbing a latter,

And the only thing that matters

is climbing up that

social latter

Inuyasha petted his long hair, fondling it fondly.

You still care about your hair,

and the car you drive

doesn't matter if your sixteen

or thirty five.

Kouga pointed at Rin.

Reese Witherspoon,

She's the prom queen,

Inuyasha pointed at Sesshomaru who gave him a look that promised death.

Bill Gates,

Captain of the chest team,

Kouga pointed at Miroku,

Jack Black the clown,

Inuyasha pointed at himself.

Brad Pit the quarterback

Sesshomaru sighed.

I've seen it all before

I want my money back.

The guys hooked arms and did the strange kick-dance again, a limp Sesshomaru just standing there.

The whole damn world

is just as obsessed

with who's the best dressed

and who's the best sex,

Kouga sang.

Who's in the clubs,

Who's on the drugs,

Who's throwing up,

before they digest?

Inuyasha did the disco dance as he took over.

And you still don't have the right look.

He stopped disco-ing and put his arms around Kouga and Miroku's shoulders.

And you don't have the right friends.

And you still listen to the same shit you did back then.

Highschool Never Ends

Did You Know: That I'm absolutely in LOVE with this song? ^_^

Did You Know: That this was written to cheer up WGKWA's faners after last chapters melancholy mood?

Did You Know: That I could positively picture this being done just randomly?