Dear Romania,How are you?I was wondering what you thought of Serbia, and the others as well.I don't like Serb getting all the hate, can you think of a good thing about her? Like when you guys were younger?

Dear Catcarer,

I'm great, how are you? Well, maybe not great, right now I'm hiding from Hungary, but while I'm hiding, I'm great, so therefore, I'm great. I'm also hoping Bulgaria will calm her down so I don't have to stay in here for long, it's hard to write while sharing room with a broom, mop, two dust pans, and America's little alien friend….he says hi by the way.

What do I think of Serbia…hmm. Well, I personally have very little, if not nothing against her. Bulgaria doesn't like her very much though, so I don't hang around her a lot because, well, you know how Bulgaria is. I feel like Serbia's done some shitty stuff in the recent past, but I think it's more of her government being stupid and not her people.

Plus, I see where she is coming from with the whole Kosovo thing, I lot quite a hefty chunk of my land and I was sick in bed for days because of it.

And the rest of my neighbors arent that bad. Moldavia is kind of rude to me a lot, and Bulgaria has a stick up his ass and Hungary's just mean, but most of them are bearable.

Oh, got to go, now both Bulgaria and Hungary are mad at me. Apparently filling the meeting hall with live bats for Halloween is frowned upon in this establishment.

Thanks for writing!

~Romania