White Girls Kick Widow Ash

Stare. Miroku cautiously at Sango, Kouga jumpily twords Ayame, Inuyasha curiously twords Kagome, and Sesshomaru boredly twords the TV. Stare. Sango angrily at Miroku, Ayame fearfully at Kouga, Kagome tearfully at Inuyasha, and Rin hungrily at Sesshomaru. Stare. Jakotsu amusingly at all of them.

GKA's official band manager had arrived that morning to a very narcissistic group of teens still hung up on things that were to frightening to think about, and so they had all sat on the bus for a band(s) meeting, without actually holding the meeting.

Tic, tock. That stupid clock was just about to drive Inuyasha insane, too. Tic, tock. When on earth had they gotten a clock in the first place?

"So," Jakotsu grinned. "How was your sleeps?"

Kagome's back went rigid against the back of the couch and she turned in Inuyasha's embrace to bury her head in his shoulder. "Dun wanna tech pouf it."

Sango flicked Miroku's forehead so hard that it banged against the titanium of the buss's side. "Why don't you tell him, you womanizer?"

Rin blushed. "I dreamt something that had better come true soon, or I'll go crazy!"

Ayame shuddered and looked at Kouga. "Pretty, pretty please don't turn into a singing beaver any time soon!"

Kouga barely looked at her, "I wo"– His head snapped back to her face, "Wait, what?"

Sesshomaru handed Jakotsu a water. "The people in our bands decided to have sugar before bed. They've all had strange dreams."

Miroku frowned at Sango and rubbed his forehead. "Have you ever written a song called Womanizer?"

Sango thought, "No, but I think that chick did."

Jakotsu looked at her. "Sango, honey, 'that chick', does not help anything."

Kagome's head popped up and she snapped her fingers as she met Sango's eyes. "Oh, I know who your talking about! That chick with the voice!"

Sango nodded.

Inuyasha looked at them. "That doesn't explain anything."

Rin glanced at the hanue. "Oh, come on, Inuyasha. She's the chick with that song, you know the one." She looked at Kagome. "Her voice was strange in that song."

Miroku sighed. "Still not helping."

Ayame grinned. "Oh, I know now! It's that song on the album, right? The one with that cover?"

Jakotsu frowned. "Did I miss something?"

Inuyasha sighed and he and Miroku said unanimously, "It's a girl thing."

Kouga jumped up from his place on the recliner. "Oh, for gosh's sake, it's Brittany Spears!"

They all looked at him. "How on earth did you get that from their none sense talk?"

Kagome ruffled Kouga's hair. "You guys didn't know? He was a female when he was born."

She was chased off the bus.

The manager sighed at his girl's behavior and waved a dismissing hand through the air. "So, what about those dreams, now?"

It was Inuyasha's turn to frown now. "I was interrupted half way through, so mine wasn't finished. But I dreamed Kagome was telling me to go to hell."

Jakotsu nodded. "Strange. Miroku?"

Miroku held a pillow to his chest, and tucked his legs underneath himself, bending over so that he was almost folded in. "It was all good at first... Lots of women, Sango willingly touching me, singing to me, loving me... All good... And then," When he looked up at Jakotsu, there were tears in his eyes. "And then poof! My beloved was calling me a womanizer in front of millions of people... and they all hated me... They were attacking me... I was so scared!" His tears over flowed and he fell on his side, burying his face in Sango's knee.

Sango grabbed his ear and pulled him off, none to keen with having him so close to her after last night. "I dreamt that Miroku and a bunch of guys were stalking me, trying to get me to do adult things with them."

Jakotsu shook his head. "Rin?"

Rin held up both hands and sat on her knees. "Nope. Not saying. Good dreams go bad once you tell them!"

She received a strange look from everyone, but no one could push the topic because Kouga came back through the door with Kagome rope tied and thrown over his shoulder. She looked like she was having a heart attack, eyes wide, skin sweaty, and then when he stopped to put her on the couch next to Inuyasha, who was threatening to murder Kouga if he ever touched Kagome like that again, she screamed at the top of her lungs, "I am not a Barbie Girl!"

Did You Know: That this is basicly a continuation of the Dreams scene of the previous chapter? Haha. Betcha did. :D

Did You Know: That the whole, "Good dreams go bad once told," thing that Rin tells everyone is actually true? I talk from experience. If you tell about an absolutely good dream, the next night your bound to have a nightmare about it.

Did You Know: That while I was writing this, I was laughing so hard that I literally accidentally broke my keyboard?