White Girls Kick Widow Ash


Kagome, Sango, and Ayame peeked behind the curtain as Sesshomaru hugged Rin to his chest and sighed contentedly.

"'Bout time." Inuyasha muttered from where him, Kouga, and Miroku hid underneath a table to their left.

"Shh!" Kouga hushed, tears in his eyes as he covered his mouth to stop the sob. "It's so beautiful!"

Inuyasha scooted away a bit and looked at him. "Dude, you really were a girl, huh?"

"Shut up and watch love unfold!"


Sango patted Kagome's back, and held onto the collar of Ayame's shirt, less she try to run out there and give the newly couple a hug. "They're so made for each other."

"And to think," Kagome dabbed at her eye with the blue velvet of the curtain, "That I set them up!"

Ayame smacked her on the back of the head, "Who set who up now? Because I know you aren't talking about Sesshy and Rin and you. I'm the one who set them up!"

Sango stood up so fast that she somehow managed to head-butt Kagome and Ayame both, "When in fact, it was me who set them up!"


Rin smiled. She had a boyfriend! A confusingly hot, sexy, and nonetheless stoic boyfriend! In a band that she was on tour with! My gosh, she's never been so undeniably happy!

Sesshomaru hugged her tighter to his chest. He didn't like public displays of affection, and he did not enjoy having to tell the girl, who should have just known all along, that he loved her, but he was most defiantly not stupid. He would do what was necessary to keep her out of the grasp of others, including the melancholy that he had sensed in her sent.

Just holding her felt better than when he played his drums, complete in a way he never thought possible. Which only served to irritate the great Sesshomaru.

Rin stood on her tip toes in his arms and seemed to be looking over both his shoulders before giving up with a huff and leaning to the side enough to see behind him.

"Rin, what are you doing?"

Rin glanced up at him and then back to whatever was behind him. "There's someone fighting behind the curtain."

And then the screaming measured;

"You did not, admit it, Sango!"

"I'm. Not. Admitting. Anything!"

"Shut up with the lying, you losers!"

"You shut up, Ayame!"

"I swear on all that is good in this world, if you say that one more time, Kagome!"

"Go ahead and swear! Like I care!"

"This is no time to be all rhyme, Kagome!"

"Shut it, Sango!"

"Make me!"

"I will!"

"No, I will!"


Miroku, Kouga, and Inuyasha shared a look and rushed out from their hiding place to tear the girls off each other. Kagome flapped her arms and legs wildly in Inuyasha's arms, screaming, "Let me go!" Sango had resorted to trying to mangle Miroku as she screamed, "Let me attem!" and Ayame, who still thought Kouga might turn into Justine Beiber, went limp and stared at him wide eyed, waiting for the magical turn.

Sesshomaru and Rin made their way over to them and looked at each of them curiously. "What are you fighting about now?"

Kagome pointed one arm at Ayame, and one arm at Sango, and Sango pointed one thumb over her shoulder at Kagome and one at Ayame as they both yelled, "Tell her I set you up!"

Rin looked at Sesshomaru and then giggled and back at them. "Technically, it was the magazine that set us up."


Rin skipped around on stage, her face lit up by the lights, the headset she wore matching the white and orange sparkly mike in her hands.

Sesshomaru hit the drums and Kouga played a short beat on the guitar, Miroku's key board adding a rhythm that was practically hypnotic in it's dance spell. Inuyasha ground on the bass, his claws drawing each cord to it's fullest potential.

Rin sang, jumping around the front of the stage.


She don't wear ribbons

and she don't wear bows,

she's so different,

and everybody knows

It's just like a fairy tale,

but this is how the story goes


Kagome rose up from the bottom of the stage as Miroku hit a beat of one, two, four, four, giving just enough time for her to sing into her red and white plaid sparkly mike.


She was a girl,

who met a boy,

she hated him,

he was so coy


Rin danced center stage, an orange-on-pink light balance giving way to dark curls and white tank tops over white skinnies.


He was a boy,

who met a girl,

he liked how she looks,

so he shook her world


Sango came out from behind the curtain and held a hand to her heart as she walked to join her friends center stage, wearing the same outfit as Rin and Kagome.


They fell in love,

sweet as can be,

she was so shy,

he said, 'fallow me'


Ayame jumped from one of the light beams on the ceiling and landed center stage without breaking a sweat. She grinned at her friends and turned around to face the audience.


He took her around,

He showed her the town,

Nothing she

had ever seen.


Rin spun in a circle and danced around the light.


She don't wear ribbons,

and she don't wear bows,

She's so different,

and everybody knows,

it's a little cliche,

but this is how the story goes!


Kagome stepped forwards and hugged herself, singing into the mike.


She was a girl,

who married a boy,

she loved him so much,

her heart leapt with joy.


Sango wrapped an arm around Kagome's waist.


He was a boy,

who married a girl,

he loved her so much,

she was his world.


Ayame stepped to the left of Kagome and hugged her arm.


They met for lunch,

he spoke with her dad,

said , 'I love her lots'

then he shook his hand.


Rin stepped to the right of Sango and hugged her shoulder.


Now she's dressing their kids

in ribbons and bows,

she's still so different

and everybody knows,

It's just a little bit cheesy,

but this is how the story goes!


They bowed as Rin grinned and they left the stage.


Did You Know: That this song was originaly a poem that I wrote for one of my very best friends six month anniversary? When I couldn't think of a song to use, she suggested that it sorta sounded country-popish in her head.

Did You Know: That this chapter is dedicated to said friends' anniversary?

Did You Know: That I would appreciate any and all commendation for this and all my other stories?