White Girls Kick Widow Ash
Kagome walked on stage dressed in a red off the shoulder tank top, black baggy cappries with chain suspenders barely covering the tips of knee length converse. She wore red extensions and black and red stripped gloves on both hands as she held her infamous mike.
Walking to the front of the stage, she grinned at the audience and pumped her fist.
Let me hear you say
hey, hey, hey
Rin bounced in behind her, clapping her hands and singing into her headset.
Hey, hey hey!
Kagome grinned and pumped a fist again.
Alright, let me hear you say
Hey, hey, Ho!
Turning back toward the audience, she put a hand on her hip and swung in a low arch.
I hate it when a guy
doesn't get the door
even though I told him yesterday
and the day before
Kagome swung around and faced Sango and her drums, a pout on her face.
I hate it when a guy
doesn't get the tab
and I have to pull my money out
and that looks bad.
She stomped her foot and turned back toward the audience as the back up dancers came out and started dancing around her. She leaned toward Hojo, who had been cohersed into being her counter part for this particular song, swinging her arms around his neck and bringing a leg up to rest on his hip as he walked backward.
Where are the hopes,
where are the dreams
My Cinderella story scene,
when do you think they'll finally see
Kagome used brought the leg that was on his hip up full height and kicked Hojo away from her, watching as he stumbled and fell to the ground. Jumping up and crossing her legs at the landing, she used her momentum to twirl around in the suddenly bright red spot light moving circles around them.
That your not not not
gonna get any better
you wont wont wont
you wont get rid of me
never
She swung her left hip, the same arm going up above her head before doing the same with the opposite.
Like it a lot
even though she's a lot
like me
we're not the same
Turning to face Hojo, Kagome back flipped away from him and landed on her knee's.
and yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm a lot to handle
you don't know trouble
I'm a hell of a scandal.
Kagome took Hojo's offered hand, letting him pull her up before jumping in a circle and kicking him away again. She walked center stage and looked at the front of the audience.
Me, I'm a scene,
I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing
that your eyes have ever seen
Rin clapped her hands above her head.
Alright, alright.
Yeah
Kagome pouted again, stretching her arm out to poke Hojo's chest to keep him away as he tried yet again to advance.
I hate it when a guy
doesn't understand
why a certain time of month,
I don't wanna hold his hand
She made a disgruntled face at him.
I hate it when they go out
and we stay in
and they come home smelling
like they're ex-girlfriend.
Kagome brought Hojo close and caressed his face.
But I found my hopes
I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see
Suddenly she was ripped from Hojo's arms and brought to the strong chest of Inuyasha, who had walked on stage to growl at Hojo.
That your not not not
gonna get any better
you wont wont wont
you wont get rid of me
never
Frowning, Kagome pulled back to look at Inuyasha before reaching up and pecking his lips.
Like it or not
even though she's a lot
like me
we're not the same.
Kagome pulled away and danced across the stage.
And yeah yeah yeah
I'm a lot to handle
you don't know trouble
I'm a hell of a scandal.
She stopped to wag her fingers at the bickering boys who were approaching.
Me, I'm a scene
I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes
have ever seen
Rin stepped forwards.
Give me an A
Kagome stomped her foot.
Always give me what I want
Rin
Give me a V
Kagome thumped Inuyasha's forehead.
Be very very good to me
Rin
R
Kagome
Are you gonna treat me right?
Rin
I
Kagome
I can put up a fight
Rin
Give me an L
Kagome
Let me hear you scream
out loud
One two three four
Where are the hopes
where are the dreams
my Cinderella story scene
When do you think they'll finally see?
With a bow, Kagome walked back stage, her band fallowing close behind.
As she got to the sitting area, and her friends had dispersed, she rounded on Inuyasha.
"What on earth did you think you were doing walking out there like that?"
Inuyasha looked confused. "Huh?"
"Inuyasha, we had the entire thing choreographed for months. Hojo was my dancing partner this time."
"Yeah, well, I don't want him around you." Inuyasha frowned. "He stinks."
"Of what; human?" Kagome rubbed her temples. "You didn't have a problem with him last band practice."
"He didn't have his hands all over you then."
"What do you care who has their hands on me?" She put her hands on her hips.
"Keh, of course I care, stupid!"
"And why's that?"
"Because..." Inuyasha sputtered. "Because..."
"One two; buckle my shoe, three four; better lock the door, five six; get a crucifix, seven eight; stay up late, nine ten; Freddy's coming again."
Kagome cupped her hands in front of her face. "Try again, Jakotsu, you got them mixed up!" Then, turning back to Inuyasha, "Because what?"
"Because..." He blushed. "Because..."
"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily merrily merrily merrily, screaming scream-scream, scream."
Inuyasha turned around and called out, "Wrong lyrics, wolf!"
Kagome turned him around. "Well?"
"Once upon a midnight dream, when memories collided like an open stream..."
Kagome grabbed the back of Miroku's collar as he walked past and pushed him away from them.
"Practice your poetry somewhere else, Miroku."
Inuyasha looked at her. "Can we have this conversation when we aren't getting interrupted by random kids songs?"
Did You Know: That even I hate this chapter? It's fine to flame it, because I'm sort of suffering from a writers block right now. :(
Did You Know: That the only reason I added the random kids songs being sang and Miroku's random outburst of poetry was because without it, this mini-wannabe chapter would be to serious for the hilarity of this story?
Did You Know: That I just really can't picture Kouga singing Row Row Row Your Boat any other way. -_-