What's this? The author actually updated? Madness I say!
And Karma's just doing it's Job
Disclaimer: I do not own any part of Katekyo Hitman Reborn. All credit is due to Shonen Jump and the creator of the manga Hideaki Koyasu and Akira Amano.
I apologize for any Mary Sueness by accident and if any one is a little OOC.
Dos
There can't be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full. - Henry A. Kissinger
Here I am. In a meadow field. Under a forest. Wearing nothing but a white hospital gown. As I am being dragged away to my fate by 3 loli goddesses. But I think I'm ahead of myself. ...By a lot. So I should rewind a bit.
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A few hours Ago
I feel pain. I can't describe what I'm feeling in any other way. As I look up at the helicopter, I see Kanade's and the man's face. They look horrified. I can't really blame them.
They have just seen me plummet to my death. I think that can normally scar someone for life.
Sorry. Kanade. I never wanted to hurt you like this. Especially not in an emotional or scaring way. I'm sorry. I hope this doesn't hurt you in the future.
Helicopter man. I don't blame you. You just happened to grab the wrong arm. The one that had a huge gash in it, bleeding a shit load of blood from the glass cutting me there, in a huge amount of pain. Though nothing compare to right now. Now that I think about it, since I was thinking about something else, the pain really has register in my head ye-
"AGHHHHH!" I screamed out. The building fell down on top of me crushing me. I fall down helplessly as I can do nothing but fall down , flailing my arms down. It doesn't last long. I fall down rather quickly and slam down straight onto the ground before the rubble from the building comes down and crushes me. A massive flat rock slams straight down on me. A few pipes that were under start tearing through my skin ans push straight through to my body. I feel things in my body tearing and giving me huge amounts of pains. My body starts to feel warm and wet as the blood starts to spread everywhere around me. I'm stuck between the ground and the weight of a fallen building. And the fire's still spreading all around me. I'm burning alive.
If that isn't easy to understand, just imagine my stomach and most of my body exploding into bloody bits and I'm slowly dying. And that it hurts. A LOT.
"..." I silently yell as I lost the ability to shout or make noise. Damn it. I'm going to die. I'm going die after I finally figure out my purpose in life. Damn it. It can't end like this!
...But it is. I can't move my body. My hearts is furiously pumping its self trying to keep me alive, but I'm losing too much blood, my body is starting to feel cold and hot at the same time as the flames start to burn my body and I start to die. My eyes start to close themselves. I try to fight them back, but I feel sleepy.
Heh. I'm dying and I feel sleepy. Fate... you really love irony don't you.
As I close my eyes, I only have one thought left,
'Dammit. And I really want to live.'
And my world goes dark.
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Present Time
And now we come to a partial full circle.
I woke up and opened my eyes to see a green meadow. The sky was blue and a few clouds would come by. There was a forest surrounding the meadow and at the edge of the meadow was a crystal blue lake. It was peaceful and I was smiling to myself.
'I died and I went to Heaven.' I thought. 'This has to be Heaven. It's so peaceful and nice here. I don't know what I did to get here, but am I happy!'
I really am happy ya know. I died a horrible death, but I was able to save those 3 patients and Kanade from dying. I'm okay with that. They get to live happy lives. Sure, I still want to kick Fate in the balls. But I don't see myself doing THAT anytime soon.
Though what has me concern is why I am by myself. I'm pretty sure that if this was heaven, there should be more people here. I mean, humanity is fucked up, but it isn't that bad.
...Right?
And why do I feel a pleasant breeze right between my body parts?
I looked down to realize, I'm wearing a hospital gown. A pure white one. Well that explains why I can feel the breeze between my more... vulnerable parts, but it doesn't explain everything else on my mind. I should probably stand up and look around here. It will be easier to see where exactly I am and what is going on here. Hopefully, I might be able to find more people here. It would be pretty bad if I was by myself. I'll go insane if I have to be here by myself any longer... or you know, for eternity or something like that.
When I stood up, I really appreciated this place a whole lot more. It was quite the picturesque place and beautiful. Though it had a sad feel to it. I really don't know how to explain it in any other way if you want me to be honest. I guess it's the way it feels. A beautiful meadow and lake, hidden by a forest.
It feels lonely. As if someone was trying to forcibly cut it off from the world and leave it alone.
I shook off those feelings for now and decided to focus on searching for people here. This place is really big and I can't seem to see everywhere here so I better try by the lake. It seems like a good place to go look for for other people here. After all, the human necessity for water is an instinct and habit that is hard to brake. Anyone else here might walk to get water just on the habit of it. Though, since I'm dead, do I really even need water?
...You know what? I'm not even going to question it. If I do, I'm only going to hurt myself by over thinking this concept too much. I should focus on finding people for now on.
I sighed and began to make my way walking towards the lake. I should probably say here, even though it's pointless, that all the wounds, broken bones, torn up organs, missing blood, has all been fixed up. I now looked like how I did before the incident. I had my dark skin color back. My hair was all curly and black. And my brown eyes were looking around everywhere curiously as I walked around the place. But my clothes aren't here. I have nothing but a thin piece of a hospital gown and my backside was really cold. I just hoped I didn't fall down and into lake. Then I be out of clothes and butt – naked.
...Yeah. If someone was reading my mind right now, I say I just scared them somewhere in their minds.
Anyways, the walk to the lake was peaceful and nice. No noise. No problems. Nothing. I looked all around to see if I could find anyone. Nada. Not one person or sign of another person. But hey! Can't lose hope... Right?
…
I'm beginning to lose hope.
It took me a good 30 minutes to get to the lake. And it turns out that lake was more like a goddamn sea than it was a lake. I swear to god, or Buddha, or to Haruhi... whatever! Anyways, it's really long and I saw nobody on my trek to the lake. This wouldn't normally get me down so I figure I walk around the thing to see if I could find anybody.
I think I've been walking around for a good few hours or so and I see nobody. The sun was way up in the morning and now it looks as if it is getting ready for sun set. I saw not one sign of human or non – human contact. I didn't see an Animal, or tracks, or signs of something LIVING here at all.
That freaks me out.
There's not even signs of insects and the such. No ants, no disgusting cockroaches, no annoying flies, or dangerous spiders. There's not bears, no birds, no deer, no butterfly's, no bees. Nothing you would expect to see right by a forest and meadow! All there is is endless fields of grass and flowers and the lake is no better. I don't see any activity or signs of life of fishies or any other type of animals under the se- I mean the lake. Goddamn me and my unruly and untimely puns.
Nothing.
I take back what I said earlier. This is not Heaven. But nor is it Hell. This place feels like to me the in between Heaven and Hell.
If so, please hurry up Angel or Demon and get me the heck out of here! I'm going mad. I don't think I can possibly handle this any more! As I keep on walking on the edge of the lake. The feeling of despair only grows deeper within me. I really am going to have a mental breakdown at this point. I'm only human. I may hate life (And a bunch of other things in general), but it feels weird not talking with Kanade, the patients, or hell! Even my director would be some sort of relief with her off hand comments about me and my body and her sadistic conniving ways of torturing me. Please have someone come here and help me out!
...Wait. What's that?
I squinted my eyes to discover clothes. Albeit, they look liked rather... erm, how do I say revealing clothing but it is clothing none the less. Clothing means humans and humans means I'm not alone. This is a good sign. Not a good sign is that the clothing seems to be female clothing. If the fact it's strewn around the area, I can safely assume that either when someone goes to Heaven or Hell they go their in the nude or that the women is walking around naked for some reason.
And that's bad because I know if I walk in on her, she'll accuse of me as being a pervert and try to kill me. Why? Because women are fickle in that way that they will automatically blame the guy for no other reason than he was at the wrong moment. And even if you were to argue your way into proving them wrong, they'll just twist around your words like cotton candy and then throw then back you making you realize even if you are right, you are still wrong and were the whole entire time. And yes, I have had an experience with this. How did it happen? Let's just say I will never NOT think of the director's body un-sexy ever again nor will I look at a water bottle as only harmless to the enviroment.
I still have nightmares of the incident.
'All right Alex.' I thought in my head. 'Just chill out and walk away from the scene slowly.' I immediately began to slowly walk backwards without turning my body. I should have just book it now that I thought about it.
I bumped into something. "WHOA!" I yelp before falling backwards onto my back. I flailed my arms uselessly trying to grab onto something.
Well, something is what I did grab onto. It's just unfortunate for me that that something had to be the towel attached to a wet naked goddess. And no, not in that context. Please get your mind out of the gutter.
"KYAH!" The girl shouted out before falling down. She landed right on top of me and her knee looks like it's about to slam down on my fa-
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I'm starting to get use to the weirdness of this day, or can it even be called a 'day'? Well whatever the point, I'm getting used to it and I don't exactly like it. I mean, of course I just had to walk in on to a bunch of female clothes, and of course when I tried to walk away from the scene I trip backwards and grab the said women's towel. And of COURSE she had to knee me in the face when she fell down, knocking me out unconscious. Yeah. And I'm actually getting use to this!
I want a refund on my death and life. Or maybe a do over. That's not much to ask for is it? I'm pretty sure that most humans don't have to go through this crap. I'm also pretty sure that most humans didn't also die like I did but that is besides the point. I want a refund. I don't care if I broke it, I still want a refund.
"...ey, I th-nk he's aw-ke."
Hm? What's this? A voice? Shut Up! I'm in the middle of being unconscious.
"I thin- yo-r ri -t big sist-r."
I groaned as I opened my eyes. The light blinded me and I put my hand up to my face to block it. After I was done being blinded and flashed, that's when I saw 'them'.
I saw 3 little girls. They all had blond hair and flawless skin. But that's where all similarities ended One of the girls had a twin drill ponytail and red eyes. She was wearing clothing similar to a queen and she stared down at me like I wasn't worth any of her time. Like I was just some insignificant insect she had stepped on and she wiped my body off from her shoe and onto the floor. In other words, she looked bored and uncaring.
The other one was looking at me shyly and had gray eyes with a twin pony tail . And she was wearing... my Haruhi why is she wearing clothes like the Pope. But they don't just look like any old Pope clothes, they look like the Original Golden Pope clothes. They are colored gold and blue. She fidgets a bit while I stare at her. I turn my head to look at the other one.
This one didn't have long hair. It looked rather short and she sported me with a tomboyish smile. She was dress like a nun. And not any regular nun, a rather erm... revealing nun. She had a mischievous look in her green eyes. I hope I'm not the reason... or will become the reason. Though I have a good feeling I am anyways.
"Well now," The nun said grinning, "Enjoying the beautiful scenery before you?"
Wat? Focus brain, you can go back to blissful unconsciousness after we figure this out.
...Oh right. This is the part where I freak out and deny any action to me being a lolicon. Unfortunately for you my little imp, I have experience with your kind. ...Mainly only my director, but she counts about 30 years of experience so I'm good.
"Sorry but..." I began while she kept on smiling at me, "...I'm not interested in small or flat chested girls."
She stops smiling at me and then glares instead. "...Shut up."
'Nice come back.'
"I said SHUT UP!" She screeched at me.
Yipe! Jeezus criminy. How she know what I said? I swear it was as if she rea-
"Yes. She read your mind." The queenly looking one said sighing in exasperation as if expecting this.
"Hmm?" I tilted my head. Wat?
"Erm... she said that she did read your mind." The pope girl repeated to what the other one said. "And my name is not pope girl, it's Aya." She told me, before blushing and fidgeting under my stare at her response.
...Okay, I'm officially freaked out. Little European children are able to read my mind. Hah! Eat your heart out Satori! Now, I should go nighty-night again by fainting in dramatization.
"Faint, and I'll force you to wake up." The nun girl said darkly and angrily. My I-Think-I-Pissed-Off-Someone-I-Shouldn't-Have senses are tingling. And yes, I do have those senses. It's called my gut feeling. And my gut feeling is right most of the time. It comes with being a part of a male Y – chromosomes.
"My name is not nun girl, it's Miya." She hissed out. She walked up to me and pushed her face in front of me so her eyes could closely glare at me. "And yes, you did piss off someone you shouldn't have. YOU IDIOTIC MORTAL!"
Either I have gone completely bonkers, which I think what had happened to me, or her eyes had began to create lightning in them and there's a storm brewing.
...Dammit that was a horrible pun.
"No you have not gone insane, she is spewing lightning from her eyes." The queenly one said rolling her eyes. "And while you are quite correct in calling me Queen, my real name is Charlotte. You may call me Charlotte – sama only though you stupid mortal." Ah. I am getting the impression they all think I'm an idiot.
"Figure that one all by yourself genius." Miya said rolling her eyes at me.
Well at least I didn't think 'People die when they are killed.'
Miya shrugged her shoulders. "True. That one is kind of dimwitted in that universe." Oh so you got the joke huh? No wait that's not important. Stop reading my mind dammit!
"Who are you people?" I demanded with as much of a forceful tone as I could muster. Which wasn't much considering that even though they were three little girls they scare the living shit out of me.
"You're scared the living shit out of a bunch of little girls." Charlotte deadpanned. "A bunch of little girls you could probably shove off and run away from.
Oh.
Failure of Common Sense indeed.
Though shoving you guys seem to be a bit harsh. I don't think I need to hit you guys. I could probably run away fast enough. Now that I think about it, why haven't I start that plan yet?
"Too late. My ass is already planted on your stomach." Miya said sitting on my stomach. Which, by the way, is quite uncomfortable. And by uncomfortable, I mean I'm losing the ability to breath.
"Can't breath." I wheezed out. Dammit, who knew such a little girl could weight so mu-GYAAHHH PAIN!
"I. Dare. You. To. Finish. That. Thought." Miya hissed out as she socked me in the face... more specifically my nose.
"I wather wot." I mumbled out of my mouth, holding my nose as blood comes out of it. I'm dead. Why am I still bleeding?
"Good! It appears you're not as dimwitted as I thought you are!" Miya said smiling happily and brightly as if the last few minutes never happened. Damn it is she bipolar or just plain nuts? "Now then, your probably wondering what you are doing here huh?" She asked me smiling.
...Well...duh! I have no freaken clue as to where I am! I mean... I just died!
"...Yeeaaah!" I said slowly and unsure as if I should reply.
"So you didn't break down the barriers of Παράδεισος ." Aya muttered under her breath.
"...Erm, excuse me but wat?" I asked confused. I'm pretty sure I understood nothing about that wittle sentence.
"Eh?" She looked up to me shocked. She then began to wave her hands rapidly in front of her and looked panicked. "Ah! Ah! Nothing! Nothing at all!" She shrieked out in panic.
"Uh... Okay?" This is getting more confusing by the second.
"Hmm? It appears as if this insignificant bug does not even know how he even got to this place in the first place sister." Charlotte said turning around and looked at Miya. Dammit I'm a person too you know!
"Hmmmm." Miya put her hand on her chin and was rubbing it while looking like she was thinking about something serious. "Could it be..." She murmured under her breath. She then got off my stomach and walked towards Charlotte while dragging Aya with her. They then huddled in a circle and began to whisper to each other.
"Could it be her?"
"No. Even she wouldn't do something so stupid as this!"
"Yes but we can't even begin to understand her mind. She most likely WOULD do something like this."
"Yeah but why."
"Do you think..."
"No way! This guy is weak and pathetic in so many ways its not funny."
Okay, Time to break this little chit chat of insulting me!
"Okay okay. Stop right there with you people insulting me." I said irritated. I mean, you at least expected powerful beings to know some respect right? "Can you all just tell me what the hell is going on!"
They all looked surprised by my outburst.
"Well... the thing is, we don't know what exactly is going on." Miya said.
"It is a conundrum because we haven't dealt with this type of problem in a long time." Charlotte sighed in annoyance.
"The last time that happened..." Aya began to say before stopping and began to think. "AH!"
"WHAT?" I said surprised by the action. I stared at her.
Aya fidgeted a bit at my stare before turning around to Charlotte and whispered something in her ear. Her eyes widened and she turned looking shocked at Aya. She gave the other girl a weak smile and made a movement towards Miya. Miya tilted her head in confusion and looked like she had no clue what was going on like me. Aya then proceeded to bent over Miya's ear and whispered into hers as well. When she had finish saying whatever she is saying, Miya got wide eye and turned around looking shock at Aya.
"Y-Your kidding me right?" Miya stuttered out and looked like as if the she was being hunted down by someone. She was constantly looking around, like prey. "Th-there's n-no way... r-r-right?"
"W-well..." Aya began to say, "It would make sense. The last time something like this had happened it had accidentally resulted in World War II... and that had happened when yo-"
"BUT THAT WAS A MISTAKE!" Miya shrieked in hysteria." "THERE'S NO WAY I COULD HAVE DONE IT AGAIN! NOT AFTER THE LAST TIME WE WERE PUNISHED FOR IT!"
"But it does make sense." Charlotte murmured under her breath. "The last time that happened, another mistake had made it's way through here. Not a single living thing besides the three of us are allowed to be here. And if this one here" she motioned towards me, "broke through the barrier, then you know what that means."
Miya got pale and she opened her mouth, then closed it again trying to say something.
"I-I-I-I-I-"
"That's what I thought to." Aya nodded. "There is just no other explanation for it."
Miya fainted after that sentence.
"Eh?" Aya said shocked. "Miya! Wake up!"
Charlotte turned around to face me while Aya was doing her best to wake up Miya. "You. What happened to you before you came here?" She seriously.
"Huh?" Who, moi?
"Yes you. Now tell me!" She hissed out at me.
Crikey! She's angry, SHE'S ANGRY!
"I... died?" I said as if to questioned myself. Now that I think about it, am I really dead?
"You died?" Charlotte whispered under her breath. She looked down as if in deep thought before looking back up at me. "How?"
"Um..." I thought hard how I died, though it wasn't pleasant. I died about a few hours ago, reliving it isn't on my itinerary. "I fell off a helicopter onto a burning building and it collapsed on me. My body kind of got blown of and I was burning to death."
"Yes yes but did somebody else die to?" Charlotte asked impatiently. Well sorry! It's not like my death doesn't bother me in the slightest bit and remembering why I did isn't traumatic! How rude! "Tell me before I turn you into a woman!"
Well with that logic...
"Yeah. The guy who set the building on fire in the first place. Asshole got shot to bits by the cops and he dropped the molotov on him and caught on fire." I said, gritting my teeth and clenching my fist. I was angry. No, I was pissed off. Remembering that someone almost killed Kanade and the other patients and killed me pisses me off. That bastard deserved what he got.
"Oh boy I was afraid of that." Charlotte muttered under her breath. She then turned around to Aya who had just woked up Miya. "Miya... it seems like we have a problem."
"Muh?" She said cutely.
"And it's probably the governments fault."
"Eh?"
"So you get to describe about it."
"...Eh?"
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"Okay. Now can you guys tell me what the living f**k is going on?" I asked for like the god damn 5th time.
"Alright already, give us a second." Miya said sighing. "Yeesh."
We were all sitting in a circle. To my left was Aya and to my right was Charlotte. Miya was right in front of me. After Charlotte had given (though to me it was more like forced) the responsibility of telling me what the hell was going on, she then told Miya the sad way I came to this world. Though only Aya cared enough to cry up a bit for my story while the other two didn't give a damn. Heartless women. At least I have Aya on my side! ...Please?
"Okay then." Miya began. "As your little mind has probably already figured out, we're not mortal."
No shit.
"Stop giving me sass or I won't continue on with the story."
Sorry.
"Anyways, we are not mortal." She then paused. "We're gods."
...Okay. I kind of figured that part already so dramatic affect not really affecting me.
"Spoil sport." Miya said giving me a cute pout face. I rolled my eyes at the act.
"Ah so you DO admit I am cute!" Not important, please focus. "Alright, alright. Anyways, we are not any old regular gods you could probably find in any old universe. We are one of the few living Original gods. We create your universe and any other one, including the gods in there."
...Okay now I am really impressed by that. Was not expecting that one at all.
"Please, praise us some more." Egotistical. "Anyways, our race was a proud race in our days. We were the best among any species. We had created the ways of immortality, fabricated the strands of life itself, and we had absolute power. But like any power, it got corrupted." She said her voice fading down to a whisper. "This was about a couple thousand years ago. Every one was euphoric from the amount of power we had. We had created universes, we had done almost everything imaginable that was a concept of the mortal mind... so we became bored. And one of us, decided to have some fun, to use one of the universes in a cruel way. He decided watch it have war. He made the universe... have an all out genocide."
My skin felt cold after hearing that. "W..wait a minute here. Your saying that..."
"Yes. He made the whole entire universe have a huge war, and after they were all close to dying, he burnt it to ashes and destroyed it."
...HOLY MOTHERF***ING SH*T MAN!
"Yes, I couldn't put it in a better way. After he had gotten bored with the world and had destroyed it, he moved on to another one. And that's where the problem had grown from. After he had finished his first one, some of us were watching him and decided to do it as well."
Oh boy, you don't mean.
"The people decided to destroy the very universes and life they had gave birth to for fun. They murder billions all for the sake of enjoyment."
AH CRAP! That means that because you guys were bored... you KILLED UNIVERSES! BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED!
Miya winced at my thoughts. "Not all of us. In fact, many were actually repulsed by the idea of killing life we had created. This conflicted with the one who had decided it was okay to do what we want because we made the universe."
Instead of calling him 'that guy', how about the name of the dastardly bastard?
"Oh, I think you mortals know him as the Devil in your world, but his real name was Xaxas." Sounds... chaotic. And what do you mean us mortals? "Your world was actually the last world he was trying to destroy before those of us were actually able to stop him."
Oh well thank you for saving us and all that shiz, but what the hell happened?
"I'm getting to that part but your thoughts are distracting me!" Sorry. "Apology accepted! What had happened is that while both groups were arguing how the universes should and should not be treated, Xaxas had actually done the unthinkable- he killed one of us. He had killed that which was undying in every possible way."
...So he killed Chuck Norris?
*SMACK*
Ow.
"No you dumbass! He killed that which should have brought it's own body back to life! And he did it in one of he most horrible way!" Do tell. "He destroyed the persons soul. He had first destroyed the persons body and when the soul came out of the remains, he had used a very powerful spell that had crushed and shattered the soul. There was nothing we could do. The body regenerated... but it was like an empty husk. There was no personality and it wouldn't speak. It didn't do anything. It just lived and took up space."
It was a cruel and merciless act." Charlotte said with a sad weary look. Aya looked down and I couldn't see her face. But I heard some sniffs and I could see what she was doing.
"It was something none of us had considered before... not to kill the body, but to destroy the soul." Miya hissed out. "After the he had killed off someone, it was over for everyone. We were all done with trying to talk it out. We wanted blood. We wanted revenge. And a long bloody war had begun."
...Whoa. 3 loli's waging a war against a psychotic bastard planning to destroy multiple universes? You can't make this shit up man.
"We were not loli's back then and we didn't declare war our leader did." Oh. My bad. "Our leader... Cosmos, was the one that had lead us against Xaxas, and the one's who believed they were right. It was a long bloody war. He had decided to set up in one of the universes that he already had control over while his forces would fight in the border world and the different universes."
"Wait. What's the border world?" I asked.
"The border world is our original world, where we had first created the universes. You could say it's the border between your universe and any other universe created." Ah. Like a gateway then. "Yes... though our world is more than JUST the border. It is the world where your world was created. It is the world that has about 10 billions years more on science and magic than even the most advance universe there currently is. THIS is the world where we were born and all the others I have told you about."
...So does that mean I am in the Original world?
"Please do not capitalize 'Original', we are not assholes like Gilgamesh." But the joke was just too easy to ignore. "Anyways, no. You are not in the world we were born in. You are not in Symphatia." Sympha-wut-a-wa? "Close enough. Anyways, where you are is the world we were banished too."
...Wait. The GOOD guys got banished? To a world all by themselves... hell happened?
"Well, we made a horrible mistake in the last battle. After about who knows how many years of fighting, we finally cornered Xaxas onto your world during the year of 1917 in your time."
1917... wasn't that about the time that...
Aya spoke up. "Yes. That is when your World War I began. That's when the 3 of us made our mistake."
Miya had a sad look and continued on with her story. "Yeah... we finally thought we were going to capture him and end the war. We were so close... but it turned out horribly in the end for us."
"What happened?" I asked softly.
"We let someone live." It was Aya who had answered. "We let someone who should hot have lived live. And because of our action during it, he had lead a Holocaust and the Second World War."
...No way. Your kidding me right? You guys saved...
"Adolf Hitler." Charlotte hissed out with anger. "We didn't like the thought of letting people die so when we came upon him, we gave the chance of living to him. We didn't... we didn't know what type of person he was. We didn't know he would do such a thing."
"This is how you come related in this." Miya said. "Hitler's war caused the death of many people who should not have died. The dimensional rift and sheer tear in space and time had created a new dimension where all those dead souls went to."
"It was chaotic." Aya said as tear came out. "Because of us, all those people died and where force to go to a different place not native to them."
"We were punished most horribly for it." Charlotte said bitterly. "We were forced to take on this form and had to fix the mess that came out from it. We were responsible for dealing with millions of souls that came here."
"It was hard." Miya sighed in weariness. "A few of them figured out we were the reason they all died. They were going to spread the news among everyone else so-"
"So we had to shatter their souls." Aya wailed out as tears fell down her face. She was crying. They were all hurt. Me and my big mouth for asking why I was here. "We had to shatter the dead souls and make sure they didn't say a thing."
"We also had to destroy hundreds of other souls to make sure no fighting would occur between the three sides. The Axis, the Allies, and the victims of the Holocaust." Charlotte said, her face darkened. "We then had to transfer their souls to different universes and see where each and everyone of them belonged to."
"It was a long task. It took us about 1,000 years to finish the task."
B-But the war happened about 60 years ago!
"Don't forget." Miya said softly. "This is a different universe. Time and Space are different concepts here."
"After we finished the job," Charlotte continued on, "we thought our punishment would be over. We thought we would finally be free."
"Well, we had hoped." Miya snorted out. "It turns out our old government has been replaced and the new assholes there won't let us out."
"Symphatia has become very corrupted." Charlotte said. "And unfortunately, we believe that a few of Xaxas old followers are are a part of it."
"Which means that why you are here?"
...But I thought only souls that were NOT suppose to die came he- wait a minute. You mean...
"Yeah. You were suppose to live. But because you died even though you were suppose to live on... you came to this world."
"And that means, if the government catches on to the fact ANOTHER person is here... who knows what they might try to do."
"...Okay you know what? This is a bunch of bullshit." I said angrily. The 3 girls looked up at me shocked from my burst.
"You guys have already gone through what, 1,000 years of punishment. You guys went through all this crap... and because I died YOUR getting punished? Why not the asshole that screwed up my life in the government or whatever the hell they are." I was angry. More than angry. I was down right pissed off. "Okay. Send me to that 'government' of yours and I'll go kick their asses." I'm dead right now. I literally got nothing to lose but my soul... which maybe or not be important but I could care less. I'm not a perfectionist.
And I do believe I made it my life's purpose before I died to help out people like this. Mainly little kids because I think that would be better than grouchy old people. So... I'm going to use this new... uh, well I can't exactly call this a life. Whatever! I got a second chance so I should use this smartly! Hopefully... maybe... okay so I might try to destroy the system and the way the rules are in the universe because I'm sick of tired of the way things are done, but I'll still help out people! Just not in the way a lot of people might think.
All 3 of them looked surprised by my statement.
"Pft." Miya snorted. I began to frown. Was she crying too? "Pft... ha...hah...HAHAHHAHA!"
! Your LAUGHING at me!
"Snrk." Charlotte snorted too! Why do you all have doubts in me? Even the ojousama loli here snorted! WHY?
"We-we're not laughing at you idiot!" Miya said laughing out loud. "We're laughing because your making us so damn happy!"
...You lost me.
"*giggle*" Aya began to giggle. AYA. BEGAN. TO. GIGGLE! Why is everyone laughing at me?
"AGH! TAKE ME SERIOUS DAMIT!" I shouted out as they began to fall down to the ground and laugh furiously at me.
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After the 3 loli's were done laughing at me, they all started to huddle with each other. They were all whispering too fast and quiet for me to hear what they were saying so while they talked, I decided to talk to a flower.
...I think I deserved the right to talk with a flower. I died and 3 loli goddesses are talking about something important. I EARNED the right to talk to that damn flower. In fact, I gave it name since they were taking so long chatting. I named her Sheryl, and yes.
IT. IS. A. HER!
"Okay... NOW!"
HUH WHA-
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The girls looked over the man they had knocked out. It was Miya's idea that she would knock out the guy so that way it would be easier to go to where they need to. Aya had countered that it would probably be faster just to let him stay conscious so they wouldn't have to carry him to the place, but Miya said this would be faster.
She also said that it had nothing to do with the fact he made comments about her weight and chest size.
So she had materialized the KNOCK – OUT Hammer. One hit and the person is knocked out. She snucked up behind our idiotic man while he was conversing and naming his flower. Once once knocked out and Miya was satisfied, she noticed something... her two sisters left her behind. There was a note left there instead.
'Had to leave. Went to go see which worlds were messed up. Take the guy to the place. HAHAHAHAHA! Smiley face. Smiley face.'
"...DAMN IT!"
And so our goddess was forced to drag Alex's body back all~ the way back to the other side of the meadow, right by the forest. The two other sisters? Let's just say they were doing their job.
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Pain. Darkness. Hatred for lolis growing.
It's all coming back to me. I was knocked out for SECOND time today.
I hate this day. Today is Sunday. I could never get the hang of Sundays.
"Ugh." I moaned as I woke up from my dark slumber. I opened my eyes to see... the girls looking over me.
"GYAH!" I shrieked in horror and launched myself up scattering the girls from me as they fell over. I looked where I was.
It was the forest I had saw earlier. We were inside of the forests by what seemed to be large circle pond. I was still in my hospital gown... luckily it doesn't seem like I lost it. And the three of them were surrounding me again for some reason. I wonder if I'm going to be okay.
"Do you really think we'll do something to you?"
You knocked me out with a hammer.
"That was Miya. We had nothing to do with it."
"TRAITOR!" I thought as much.
"So do you mind explaining to me why you thought it would be a good idea to knock me out?" I asked, after sighing. I've only just woken up and yet I don't feel tired at all. I'm getting use to this, and it's only been one day. That's not good.
"I knocked you out so it would be easier to get you to this place." Miya said angrily.
"...You know I could have just walked."
"SHUT UP! I HAD DRAG YOUR DAMN HEAVY BODY ALL THE WAY BACK HERE FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MEADOW!"
"...Couldn't you just use your powers to carry me?"
"NGH!" Miya pulled down her cap and was biting down on it. She looked down right pissed and her face was completely red. Maybe I should have stayed quite? Oh, and hello there Sheryl. I didn't think you would be here with me! How nice to see you!
"If you would stop talking in your head we can get down to business." Charlotte said sighing.
Oh. Right. Sorry about that." I scratched my head and offered her a sheepish smile. Aya only laughed nervously while Miya fumed in anger.
Charlotte sighed in exasperation. "Okay. Aya and I came here to see what world have also been wrongfully changed. Because if you came here, that means something has been changed forcibly. And that means someone is still out there screwing around with the multiverse." Yeesh, what an ass. "Anyways, we have found something. One of the universes have been changed and will eventually lead to its eventual collapse tearing a rift to our world. The sheer amount of power from it would be able to create a huge explosion back on Symphatia. It's been cleverly set up so that if its not the one who had created it that tried to fix up the universe, boom. Game over."
"Alright... but I still don't know what it has to do with me." I said unsure. I have a bad feeling about their answer.
"You offered your services to us, so I accepted." Charlotte deadpanned. "I am a queen! Cleaning up the mess of dogs are not left to the Queen but to her cleaners. So you will be sent to the world where you need to make sure the plan that would eventually destroy the world does not come to fruition. YOU also know this world"
I do?
"He does?" Both Miya and Aya asked. Charlotte smirked. "Of course! Think about it Alex! You use to read many comics in your younger days right!" Err, yeah. "So why shouldn't your comics also exists in a different universe!" Oh yeah! "And this world is one you use to read in your days of childhood!" Why are you talking elegant now? "Shut up! Anyways do you remember this one here?"
Charlotte held out her hand and a book with a picture was on it. Both of the other girls step by me and leaned like I did to get a closer look.
I gasped.
...No way. Uh uh. I am not going in that world!
"Why?" Charlotte asked confused.
That world may be childish to them, but for me I'll be killed in less that an hour!
There's no way in hell I'm going to the world of Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
"You make it sound like as if I care about your opinion or if you have a choice." Charlotte said still confused.
Look, I said I would help, and I'll help out. But if I even get close to the mafia I will die! I'm only a doctor for Christ sake! ...Or I was, until I took Death to the knee.
"Look, we already have everything planned out." Aya said, looking a bit scared talking at me. Don't worry Aya! I could never yell at you! "Really?" Unless you actually hate me? "Don't worry! I don't!"
Hurray! Now at least I know someone cares about me. "A-anyways, I need to tell you a-about the plan."
..Do I have too?
"Listen." Miya said annoyed. "Or would you rather that I knock you with my big hammer again and just let you go in without any direction and lost of all hope?" I prefer being explained too.
"Okay. We will set you back down into a child form, but don't worry! You will still retain all your knowledge." Well that's good to know. "Your maturity will have to be up to you." And here I thought I had no maturity at all. "We will give you a few items to help out, but don't expect any augmentations of a sort. We can't give you anything without it being traced back to us and tipping off either the government or the criminal himself!" Too much detective here Commander Aya. "After you get to the world, you'll be on your own. We will be able to communicate with you from time to time, but don't expect much else." Joy. "We will tell you though who has to do with this mess up... the reason the world might end." Do tell.
"Sasagawa Kyoko."
...Say that again?
"Sasagawa Kyoko! Didn't you hear me the first time?"
...You mean an air head is responsible for the end of a universe and an terrorist attack on your home world.
I kind of feel like I should make some sort of witty comment here.
"Why start now?" Miya muttered under her breath.
"Okay... but how is that going to work?" I said confused. "As far as I can remember, becoming friends with Kyoko might make Reborn to try to get me to join the Vongola... and I will DIE! ...For a second time."
"That will be up to you." Charlotte said seriously. "You can not expect us to help you out with the government keeping their eyes on us. So everything from here on is up to you. The knowledge of that world and the future of it is your greatest weapon. Remember: Everything and anything is allowed to make sure the multiverse doesn't fall into chaos."
...That's it? Well if your all done, lets get this over with.
"Your not going to fight back?" Miya said blinking her eyes in surprise.
"What's the point?" I shrugged. "You'll knock me out anyways. All I ask for in return are some cool clothes and my Ipod. I will not survive without my Ipod."
"Sure. Here." Aya snapped her fingers and *POP*! My Ipod is in my hand. Now I can fight crime with a catchy tune!
"Now go!" Charlotte commanded me.
...Only problem there Capn'. How do I get there?
"Easy." Miya smirked. "Like... this!"
She snapped her figures and below me appeared to be- SHIT! BIG HOLE! BIG HOLE!
"WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii!" I fell down screaming the whole entire way.
...Now that I think about it, weren't they talking about a women earlier? Oh well. Back to panicking!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Hello. Tis aye. TheSylentnight. After a long time of forgetting about writing, I have brought you a new chapter!
A chapter full of bad humor, Fate/Stay Night references, a sad way of dieing, and full of grammar errors I need help with! A chapter... I promised 3 months ago.
But I have a perfect excuse... actually I don't. I got bored and I forgot about my story for a month. I also was screwing over time for writing for time to play Skyrim and other goodies I got for Christmas. :P
Not just that, I'm back in school. So I might not have a lot of time. Also, I have to look for Interships this semester so I also got that.
Next chapter will be in the Rebornverse. Shouldn't take as long as this one did.
Please leave some reviews, whether it's complaints about my style or what I should need fixing on.
TheSylentnight~