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Rated M for prompts to come.
Prompt 21. Police Station
Pairing N/A
"So let me get this straight. The night before your wedding, you got arrested by your future father-in-law?" Alice laughs on the other end of the line, and I can barely hold back my groan. Damn sisters.
"Alice, just get down here with our bail money. Your husband is about to climb the walls and Emmett has befriended a cross-dressing hooker!"
"I'll be there in a few," she promises, still laughing.
Deputy Mark leads me back to the cell, locks me back in and then pulls out a camera. "Smile, guys. Charlie wants this for his wallpaper."
"Fuck my life."