Episode Four: Mystical Land of Park

Tamaki, as is widely known, is wildly interested in "commoner" things such as the "commoner" supermarket, "commoner" coffee, and "commoner" schools. One day, Tamaki begs to know about the "commoner" world from Haruhi who is annoyed by Tamaki's insolence. Tamaki begs and begs as do the Hitachiin twins who wish to know about Haruhi's "commoner" lifestyle. Haruhi, in the end, became angry and refused to tell them anything at all. They knew that Iggy was coming over later and they decided to ask her because she would definitely tell them. So they waited for what seemed like ages though it was only about a half hour.

Iggy and Grimm arrived at Ouran High School and walked up to the Vacant Music Room. Rose petals swirled around them when they opened the door and they greeted the group of seven that stood in the doorway. Tamaki and the Hitachiins were excited to see Iggy as was Honey who had gotten excited by the thought of learning more about another world so close to his own. They crowded around Iggy and asked her to tell them about the "commoner" world. Iggy turned to Grimm and smirked deviously. Grimm smirked back and turned around to find the jar with all the lollipops hidden somewhere in the room. Mori sat down near Honey and Kyoya ran over some expenses. Haruhi had sat down to read.

"Well, in the commoner's world, there's this place called a park—" began Iggy.
"Like with the animals and stuff?" asked Hikaru.
"Don't interrupt!" snapped Kaoru.
"No, in the commoner's world, it's different. There are places where you can battle!..."

Half an hour later, Iggy had spun a wild tale about Commoner Parks. She had the Hitachiins, Tamaki, and Honey sitting on the edge of their seats while she made things up off the top of her mind. Mori had almost fallen asleep on the couch but sat up when Grimm sat down next to him and offered him a lollipop. Kyoya had finished his bookkeeping and sat on the other side of Grimm. They listened to Iggy's ridiculous story about a park and tried to keep from laughing.

When Iggy was done, the boys' eyes were wide and their jaws were on the floor. They demanded to be taken to a Commoner Park right away and didn't understand when Iggy and Grimm laughed at them. But a promise was made to take the Host Club to a Commoner Park. Later that day, the girls took them to a Commoner Park. The boys were so excited that they could barely keep still. Iggy ran away from the others, Honey following close by, and headed straight for the swings. Mori followed Honey and sat on a bench nearby to watch them. Grimm walked to her normal spot to sit down and read. Kyoya sat on a bench far away to look over some spending books. Tamaki and the Hitachiins were looking around excitedly for the many dragons, witches, and random aliens wandering the park. At first they didn't see anyone that even resembled any of these things but were excited to see a bunch heading towards them. Lucky for Iggy, or just somehow well planned, she had chosen the day of the anime con so there was a lot of people dressed up. Tamaki and the twins stared at them in awe.

"Don't stare too much or they might curse you~!" Iggy said with a snicker. All three boys quickly looked away from the crowd of witches, wizards, dragons, priestesses, etc. scared that they would attack them. Honey smiled at the silliness of the idea but soon saw a HUGE dragon coming right at them and ran to Mori for safety. Iggy fell off her swing from laughing to hard.

JP and Haruhi heard the commotion everyone was making and looked up to see a huge nerdy anime con battle that looked A LOT like Iggy's description of the "commoner" park. JP started to giggle a bit watching the nerd fest. Haruhi soon joined her once she spotted Tamaki on top of a jungle gym fighting one of the knights with a plastic sword acting like it was all real. The twins had split up fighting some space rangers with guns, they knew it wasn't real but was having too much fun to admit it. Honey was running from the dragon that was chasing him. Well it wasn't really. The people, there were three, were stuck and trying to get it off but the guy in front was moving too much and kept tripping over the mouth so it looked like it was trying to eat Honey. Mori just watched him run for a few minutes before getting up to help. He just lifted Honey up and moved out of the way. The dragon went right by them without a second look. Honey sighed with relief. When Mori put him down Honey gave him a big hug. He was almost out of the safe zone but when he turned around there was a witch, wart and all, staring at him with her ugly, green, wrinkled face. Honey screamed and ran away yet again. Iggy, Grimm, and Haruhi were still laughing at the silliness of the whole situation. Kyoya finally came over to watch, in slight embarrassment, his fellow host mates make fools of themselves. He shook his head and was about to make everyone stop this childishness when he saw Grimm and how much fun she was having. He thought it over and decided he would let his friends embarrass themselves while he went back to his books. This all went on for about an hour until the nerds started to grow tired. Tamaki finally beat the knight and went to claim his "princess." As Tamaki approached Grimm and Haruhi Iggy sneaked up behind him and hit him with a mallet. Tamaki fell to the floor unconscious. The twins, Kyoya, Honey, and Mori all ran to their king's side to check if he was ok. They all stared at Iggy with complete shock. Iggy just smiled and threw the mallet to Haruhi. Everyone all watched the mallet go up in the air in slow motion towards Haruhi. Everyone, even the "unconscious" Tamaki, stood up to try and catch the mallet before it hit Haruhi. Too late. It landed right on her head. At first everyone just stared at her. Then all of a sudden she started laughing. Iggy just smiled before dragging Grimm to the cars were they sneaked away. Kyoya watched with actual interest as Grimm and Iggy left. He smiled to himself without realizing it.

"What's wrong, Kyoya?" Honey asked staring up at his dazed friend.

"What? Oh, nothing senpai. Don't worry about it." Kyoya said before shaking off this unnatural feeling of happiness. "I think it's time for us to go."

"What about Haruhi?" The twins asked looking back at their supposed to be injured friend.

"It was plastic~!" Haruhi said smiling after her two friends.

"Where'd they go! I'm going to give them a piece of my mind!" Tamaki said storming back and forth. "Scaring us like that! Making us believe they hurt my poor Haruhi!"

"Tamaki has a brain?" Hikaru said snickering.

"You learn something new every day." Kaoru said smiling mischievously.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Tamaki yelled at them.

"Now now. Calm down. And since when was Haruhi just yours?" Kyoya looking at the king with a slight irritation.

"Uh... Well you see... About that~," Tamaki began. Haruhi stepped on his foot before walking away, Honey and Mori following close behind. The twins just laughed before running after Haruhi. Kyoya helped Tamaki to the car. They all looked back at the magical commoner's park one last time before heading home.

"What a FUN day!" Iggy falling down on her bed.

"Let's NEVER do that again... Agreed?" JP said as she sat down at her desk.

"Why? Everyone had fu-... Yeah let's never do that again."

"Thank you. Goodnight?"

"Goodnight dongsaeng~!"

"Goodnight unni."

"SHINee dreams!"

"Wait! What?"

END Episode Four!