Chapter 1
"Kib? Kib, Where are you?" Kay yelled from down the stairs. "It's time for dinner!"
The boy ignored her and kept his back to the closed door, his eyes still closed. The room was entirely dark, except for the soft blue glow of a strange device on the desk in front of him.
"Kib?"
"I will be down when I am done with homework, mother." Kib called to her. "Do not worry."
"Got it. Hurry, hun!"
Kib glanced over to the pile of homework he had thrown on his bed and scoffed. Stooopid Hyuuumans… this was work? If it wasn't for the fact his mother had told him not to, he would zoom through the tests with almost no effort at all! But he might as well bide his time with idiotic pass times like homework.
"Or…" He said, activating the screen that had been glowing and starting to input tiny irken symbols. "I could plan what will truly be the greatest thing an Irken has ever done on this planet.
His face was illuminated wickedly, and he almost didn't notice his sister come in.
"B- Bruder?" Day asked. "I wanted to know if you would help me wif my homework…"
Kib turned and glared at her. "You need help with that? You are too much of a Hyuuuman…"
His sister looked like she was about to cry, and he had an idea. "I will help you if you do me a favor." He said coldly.
"Wif what?"
"Go stand in the hallway closet."
"Okey Dokey!"
He waited for her to get in, then he locked the door from the inside. "Now, be good and stay quiet until I come to get you, okay?"
"Yes bruder." Day said in a happy, yet oblivious voice.
Stupid smeet. Kib grinned as he went back towards his room. And the best part is when Dad finds her later, she will love me too much to rat me out and say she accidentally locked herself in there. That's what I get for having a mostly Hyuuuman sister, I guess… He started opening the door, but was stopped by the voice of his father.
"Kib, your moosh-minky is getting cold, and your mother is not going to go get another one!" Dib said from the base of the stairs.
"Coming." Kib told him, shutting his room once more. His plans could wait- a cold Moosh-minky was disgusting.