Warnings: Momentarily pissed of Taige, momentraily embarressed Taige, attempt at sex scene (first one, be kind)

She growled in irritation. "SIRIUS ORION BLACK!" She screamed, green eyes slitted and turning an amber color. "I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Her yells startled everyone in the kitchen of her home- only Takeshi, Tsuna and Taichi- and they almost fell from their seats.

Tsuna looked at Taichi, "She sounds pissed, what did you do?" He demanded, casting glances at the kitchen door that lead down the hall where her room was.

Taichi smirked though a hint of fear was in his dark eyes. "Oh, nothing at all. Takeshi-kun, why don't you go check on her. Tsuna, I need to talk to Reborn-kun, could you take me to him?"

With a cautious nod, Tsuna bid Takeshi fair well and led the former fugitive out of his home and towards his own.

Takeshi gave a strange look to Taichi's back before walking towards his girlfriends room, knocking on the door. "Taiga? Are you alright?"

"T-Takeshi, uh look don't- just don't come in!" She said quickly, the sound of moving fabric sounding from the other side of the door. A funny noise sounded seconds later.

His face contorted into confusion. "Taiga did you…just squeak?" He could feel a rare blush form her through the door.

"I-I" This wasn't working.

He opened the door and stepped in, closing it behind him. "Taiga-" He froze.

Taiga, her hair was changing colors wildly and she only had on her giant sleeping shirt. He felt his pants tighten.

She glared at him, "I told you not to come in!" She hissed.

He gulped, "W-What happened?"

"Asshole drugged my food last night, and I can't get my hair to stop doing it. Not until it wears off." She growled angrily.

"Oh…look I'm gonna go…uh watch TV while you get dressed…" He said after a minute, eyes averted to the floor. He didn't know she was staring at him.

"No." She finally said lowly. "No, I think we can find something better to do, ne?" She smirked, stepping towards him so she was a few inches away.

He looked down at her, taking in the half lidded look in her eyes. "Maybe."

Her smirk broadened, "There's no maybe to it." She yanked him down by his hair, backing him into her door. She grinned, "Now, less talk." She stretched, kissing him squarely on the mouth, not resisting when he changed positions and added a much more harsher quality to it.

She pulled at his hair when he pushed her further into the door, hooking her legs around his waist. She lifted his shirt, tossing it somewhere to her left as she ground into him, hissing in pleasure. She felt his chest rumble as he growled at her, teeth nipping at her neck to turn the flesh purple. He reached down, smirking into her neck when she cried out as his hand slipped underneath the shirt to flick her nipple. She snarled at him. "Quiet playing and fuck me!"

He turned and flung her on the bed, her shirt taken off in the process. Takeshi stared at her a moment, loving the way her skin as flushed, panting to catch her breathe. 'Mine.'

She watched him crawl on top of her, his hands almost ripping her underwear off as his hot mouth closed over her rosy nipple, one hand coming to attend the other one. She gasped, hands clutching his hair roughly, back arching when he cupped her. "Ta-Takeshi!"

He let his fingers enter her, grunting at the tight heat, until she jerked his head up, "I said fuck me!" She hissed, pulling him up into another kiss.

He nipped her bottom lip, discarding his pants swiftly. "You asked for it." He thrust forward, groaning as her body took him in.

She moaned, biting his shoulder in pleasure and pain. The rhythm was slow, but hard, and she was soon babbling incoherent words in Parsletongue, the words slithering into his ear and making him snap his hips forward harder.

She arched, "Takeshi!" Her nails dug into his back, raking down to leave red trails. He grunted as he felt her come undone, watching her eyes roll back into her head as she screamed his name. The sight took him over the edge.

He collapsed, rolling to the side so he wouldn't crush her. "Pink…" he said, "Doesn't suit you." Her hair flashed bright blue, pink, red, green, purple…

Her eyes flashed in irritation. "Up yours!"

He chuckled cheerily, "Correct term would be 'Up Yours', Taiga. It wasn't me being fucked."

She slapped him on the chest. "Shut it." She muttered, snuggling closer as his arms constricted her to his side.

"Sounds like a plan."

I somehow think that was utterly terrible... Meh oh well, i tried at least. Tell me what you think, ne?