Warnings: Cussing, mention of boyXboy, shocked!kyouya and threats to someones manhood.
Magic or not, giving birth sucks. A lot.
"ARGHH!" She shouted, sucking in breathe the moment she released it. "Yamamoto Takeshi! Your never touching me again!" She screamed in pain.
Takeshi- who wasn't allowed in the room due to being muggle(safety first in a hospital, and magic fluctuated highly when birth was being given)- cringed and whimpered a little, clutching his seat in worry and fright. His wife sounded down right pissed!
Tsuna sweat dropped, though jumped when he heard another shout.
A passing nurse paused, smirking in amusement. "Relax, Yamamoto! Most wives always say that."
"I'll cut your goddamn dick off!" Taiga screeched.
Hibari snapped his head up when he heard his own wife yell in pain. "Damn it Takeshi! I'll kick your ass, she broke my hand!" The ginger haired woman yelled. She was the chosen godmother Tsuna would be the godfather. He sighed, how stressful. At least the Bomber-idiot wasn't here, he was holding down the house and keeping an eye on Royhei, Haru, Kyoko, Lambo and I-Pin…on second thought would the house still be standing?
The nurse giggled, "Have fun~!" She laughed manically as she walked away to attend a patient.
Tsuna patted Takeshi on the shoulder sympathetically(though wondering if Kyoko would be anything like this when she gave birth) cringing as Ginny screamed in pain "H-Hey! Do- Ack!" She shouted. Tsuna watched Hibari's fists tighten.
They watched in shock as one of the nurses flew through the doors, landing in a heap. The nurse jumped back up, shrugging it off with a "Why do all the Potters have to come here to give birth. Bloody power houses." SHe muttered, shuffling back in. No one else seemed to bat an eyelash, and it freaked them out further when a male nurse pushed a mattress in the general area the woman had landed and walked away.
"Kyouya…" Tsuna asked.
"What."
"Are these people insane?"
"Quiet possibly." He answered, eyes trained on the door to the room the girls were in, refusing to leave it for a moment.
"That's it! YOUR NEVER TOUCHING ME AGAIN! GAHHHH!" Takeshi twitched, body tensing. He didn't like hearing her scream. It made him want to yank himself out of the chair and be next to her.
It grew silent, no screams or anything issuing from behind the door.
A nurse stepped out, wiping sweat from her brow. "Yamamoto family?" She asked as she stepped up. She received three curt nods. She smiled. "Congratulations. Your wife is fine, though Hibari-san is being healed for a broken hand and a light concussion." She said with an apologetic look at the skylark, turning back to Takeshi. "Your wife has very powerful magic. I'm sorry you couldn't come in, but we have to keep everyone safe. Magic backlash can be harmful if you don't already possess magic to protect yourself. I'll come back out later and tell you what room we've moved them too." She nodded politely, retreating back into the Birthing Ward.
Takeshi slumped over in relief, face landing in his hand. "…shit." He breathed.
Kyouya smirked at him, "Have fun in parenthood, Yakyu-kyo." His smirk widened when the Guardian of Rain gave him a tired glare.
"Yamamoto, Hibari, Sawada?" The nurse asked as she came back into view with a bright smile. "Room 103, down the hall to your left, her name will already be on the door. Doctor Zabini's with her, though you can go on in. Have a good day!" She walked away, vanishing the mattress as she went.
Entering the room, they saw the two Vongola women chatting quietly with a mocha skinned man.
"…Ah, no actually. It was quiet entertaining though, Blaise." Ginny said, still rubbing out the lingering soreness of her hand.
The man nodded politely, catching the sight of the men. "Ah, you must be Taiga's husband!" He said holding out his hand to Takeshi. "Blaise Zabini, an old schoolmate of Taiga's, though I was a Slytherin."
Takeshi shook his hand, "Pleasure." Though his eyes were searching over his wife, nerves still active.
Zabini gave him a knowing look. "Taiga can be released in a few hours. I'll return then with a final potion regimen for Ginny to begin making, as well as the release papers. Until then." He nodded, leaving the room, door shutting behind him.
Takeshi, now alone with his family, rushed over to her and looked her over. "Are you ok, Taiga?"
She smiled tiredly, "I'm fine. Tired and sore, but fine." She reached a hand up to move a part of the pink blanket in her arms over. "Takeshi, meet your daughter, Sora." They'd agreed it would be Sora if it was a girl, Takato if it was a male. She offered her up to him, keeping the building smirk form her face.
He stared at the little babe, almost afraid to touch it. His hands had killed, spilt blood, and now they would be holding his child. Slightly shaky hands reached out to take her in his arms, looking down at her in wonder. Tuffs of brilliant red hair- much like her mother's- and blue eyes stared at him. He knew, already, that they'd turn out his eyes color. He'd already seen a five year old version of his daughter, so long ago, before they had even gotten together.
Tsuna peeked over his shoulder as Kyouya sat next to his own wife. "She's cute." He said, smiling at the hours old child.
Kyouya snorted. "Herbivore, all babies are ugly." He said with slight disdain. To him, babies were hideous until they turned maybe two or three. That's when they got cute. He jerked and almost fell over when a wandless stinging hex hit him. He sat up and glared at the woman in the bed as she pretended she hadn't hit him with it.
Tsuna sighed, "Looking forward to raising a kid?" He asked Takeshi as he let the child pull at his finger, though it merely tickled.
He didn't reply, eyes flickering between his lover and his child.
Kyouya grunted. "I feel sorry for you, waking up every night." He dodged the next curse, moving his torso out of the way before righting.
Ginny fidgeted with her shirt hem. "Well about that, Kyo…I'm pregnant." She said slowly, looking at her black haired lover.
He stared, a very un-Kyouya-ish tone and expression. "…Eh?"
"I'm pregnant. With child, bun in the oven, knocked up." She elaborated, sweat dropping at his expression.
Kyouya did something he hadn't done since walking in on Xanxus and Squalo when they were getting down and dirty. He fainted.
Takeshi smirked, "Now he knows what I felt like."
Taiga smiled sweetly, "Felt like what, honey?"
Takeshi felt sweat go down his back, "Love, joy and incomparable happiness, Koneko dear!" He answered swiftly, wondering if she'd hex him when he had little Sora in his arms. Probably, because Tsuna was close enough he'd catch the babe.
She and Ginny shared a smirk, "Good boy!" Taiga announced, just as Ginny made a sound that resembled a whip.
Tsuna sighed. Merlin, his family was insane. Just as well, so was he. He gave a perverted giggle as he watch Ginny poke her husband with a stick. It just sounded so wrong in his head!
…now, if only he could figure out how to get Colonello to propose to La Mirch.
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