NellexyBlaze: Oh gosh it took me forever to write this scene I'm blushing like mad now!

Rosalia: This chapter contains MURDER! Yay! And … uhh … O/O

Chia: SHONEN-AI! /shot

Rosalia: I was about to say that! .

Chia: (revives from dead) You said too late! Well, the usual kissing and stuff, so if you don't like it, skip to next chapter, there'll be a summary of chapter 2!

Rosalia: nellexyblaze owns nothing but the storyline

Chia: And us too! ^_^

Chapter 2:The Kagamines are Dere-dere?

~LEN P.O.V~

The bananas in this fruit shop smell nice. But I think Rin smells nicer. Bananas taste nice, but I think Rin tastes better. Hmm, I wonder whether she'll give me some of her spice * .

Sigh, guess it's obvious that I am in love with my twin sister Kagamine Rin. I'm ashamed of myself, really, incestuous love, but I can't help it. I've fallen for her, since I was 12.

And I will protect her wherever she goes. If worse comes to worst I won't hesitate to kill. But WHY do we have to be put in different classes?

I sighed as I put some of the bananas in the plastic bag. I saw a teal head bobbing towards me.

"Miku-san? What are you doing here? Where's my sister? And why are you smiling so hard?" I asked.

"Oh Rin-chan she told me to come help you carry the bananas your sister is at the fountain she called me by my first name I feel so happy hahahaha wheeee" she said all in one breath.

Oh no. My Rin-chan is all alone. Not good.

You see, Rin is what we can call a loli. And loli's have the ability to attract people with lolita complexes, aka perverts.

"Uhh, Miku, can you wait here for a second? Here's a dollar, buy the best leek you've ever seen or something, then help me put bananas in the plastic bags you see over there, I'll be back in a bit" I said in a rush.

She stared at the dollar, took it, and went to the leek section, which is far far far away. Great, more time.

I ran to the fountain, and I happen to see one of our seniors, Kaito, hit her with a baseball bat

Alright, I'm angry now. ...THAT.

~KAITO P.O.V~

Ah, finally got her. Now to put her in this potato sack and carry it over to my house. I stared at the beautiful body in front of me.

Kagamine Rin, one of the cutest in the school. Many have tried asking her out, most of them had injuries. Tsk tsk tsk, so tsundere-like. Thank god she trusts me… Too bad we're in different sessions **.

All of a sudden someone kicked me in the head. I clutched my head and I saw Rin-chan's twin brother.

Ahh, Kagamine Len, shota boy. Many have tried asking him out too, many have failed. I think he has a fan club, if I'm not mistaken? He looks different today though, blood red eyes… Interesting… Did he get contacts? Heh looks like I'll be getting two prizes if I knock him out too.

"No one touches Rin or me you perverted psycho" he growled. Oops, did I say that last part out loud?

He vanished, reappeared behind me and kicked my head. I fell to the ground. He was walking up to me when I reminded him about something.

"You don't wanna hit your senpai you have a crush on right?" I said almost pitifully.

He stopped walking and stared at me shocked. I think I can see a bit of blue on his eyes now, That's weird.. Well, I bet he's wondering how I know. Alright, time to attack.

"Heh, got you now" I muttered. I lunged forward and pinned him against the tree. I closed the gap between us. Hmm, he has soft lips, and they taste like bananas. He relaxed all of a sudden. I'm starting to like this… well, I'm still enjoying this,so I guess I can go slightly further.

I licked the bottom of his lips, asking for permission to enter. To my surprise, he opened his mouth. Well, more fun for me then. I put my tongue in his mouth and started exploring his mouth. Well, it went on for quite a while, I'm just surprised that he let me enter. Well, until he bit my tongue.

I retracted. And I just looked at his face. He was all red and panting and the blue was back in his eyes. He stared at me with his cute adorable two eyes and just whispered.

"Hug *pant* me,*pant* nii *pant* chan"

How could I resist not following what he said, he's just to shota and too cute! Of course I hugged him.

~LEN P.O.V~
The psychotic pervert stole my first kiss and shoved his tongue in my mouth for god's sake, I don't care whether I let him in the first place I've gotta do something. So I bit his tongue.

Thank god he retracted. Hmm, so that is what blood tastes like, all salty, I like it… He just looked at my face. I was probably all red and stuff, because

He stole my first kiss

He's a BOY I'm a BOY

Who knew kissing was tiring.

I got a plan out of the blue. I just have to make my cute face and pant everytime I say a word ***.

"Hug *pant* me *pant* nii *pant* chan"

Lol that came out better than expected.

Of course he hugged me, how could he resist my adorableness. I pulled out the swiss army knife from my pocket and whispered to him

"Baka Kaito I was about to give my first kiss to Rin-chan, and the keyword was 'HAD' not 'HAVE'."

And I stabbed him 27 times with the knife. What? I like the number. By the time I finished stabbing him he just dropped into my arms. I pushed him off me and checked his pulse. He's dead. Rin is still knocked out, and Miku hasn't come here yet, very good. Well, time to clear up the mess.

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Well, cleaning up the blood and shoving Kaito in the small hole I made somewhere isn't that hard, as long as it is for my Rin-chan

…

My Rin-chan…

*. Yay for SPICE reference!

**. Okay, 13-15 years are in afternoon session, 16-18 are in morning session, even though they are in the same school.

***. His shotaness is a made up plan, I knew it!

NellexyBlaze: This whole chapter was an epic fail I know . I actually wrote a less shonen-ai scene, and it involves Len kicking Kaito's balls (literally), but Chia has been bugging me to rewrite this whole chapter, and Rosalia wanted blood in this chapter DX Well, I'm not here to please my imaginary friends, but to please you, so please review! For every review I get about chapter 2, I donate a cookie to my cat!