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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or the base, I only own my two OC.

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Chapter 3

Tobi can cook

As I ran into the kitchen I found Tobi in the middle of making something.

"Tsuki-chan! There you are! Come look! Come look! Tobi can cook!"

I released Deidara and Sasori, and jumped over the table to where Tobi was. Deidara and Sasori walked around the table and waited patently, which would really surprise anyone because they both hate waiting.

"Tobi what did you do?! …wow." I stopped speechless.

Tobi had made a, I think type of bread dough, and so far it looked almost edible. At least I hoped it was edible.

"Um, Tobi, how did you make these?"

"Tobi followed the recipe!" He said cheerfully handing me a scrunched up piece of paper. I unfolded it and read it. I had already read the first ingredient and knew it was bad.

"Deidara please come here and put this away in your room."

"Why, un?"

"Because it's your recipe for clay."

Deidara smirked, "Tobi found that?" Deidara took all the clay from Tobi, and said, "don't steal my stuff, yeah!" and he left to go to his room.

I sighed as I examined the kitchen, "Tobi how did you trash the ceiling too?"

"Tobi's first recipe was flipping pancakes."

"Tobi, flipping pancakes doesn't actually have to be flipping them in the air, and you have to wait for them to cook on one side first." I scrunched my eyebrows together rubbing my forehead trying to make the mess disappear. I sighed and then complained, "now I have to clean this up, gah! Tobi!"

I walked out into the hall opening the door to the cleaning supplies, I remembered the key I still was holding. I put it in my pocket and grabbed cleaning supplies.

When I came back Tobi was offering to help clean up, seeing as it was his fault.

I handed him a mop and I started cleaning the dishes and putting things away. A while later Kakuzu walked in. Sasori glanced at him and then turned back to me and Tobi.

"What a mess! Tsuki why cant you clean any faster." said Kakuzu.

I stiffened, and slowly turned to face him. Sasori saw my growing anger and waved a had at Tobi, "it was Tobi's mess he tried to make breakfast."

Tobi piped up, "Tobi wanted to make pancakes and found a recipe for Deidara's clay!"

I glared coldly at Kakuzu, daring him to make another comment on my cleaning abilities.

At that moment he noticed Tobi was cleaning also, "Tobi why are you helping, it's her job. I'm not paying her for you to do the work!"

I turned my back on him and decided just to ignore him. I was almost done anyway. Tobi looked at me, "don't bother about Kakuzu, Tsuki-chan, he is just hungry."

I grunted in response. Either way I wasn't going to listen to him anyway. I put the last dish away and grabbed the mop Tobi had left in a corner of the kitchen and left to go put them away. When I came back Sasori walked up to me, "were you holding something earlier? It didn't appear to be a weapon." He asked watching my face for any giveaways. I blinked in confusion at him, but before I could respond, Tobi agreed loudly, "Yes Tobi noticed to!"

I spun around to face Tobi, he was standing a ways away from me. I slowly moved my hand toward my pocket and Tobi's head followed my movement, I dashed behind him and whacked him on the back of his head, "it's none of your business, and I still need to make- whoa!" I was lifted into the air and turned upside down and was then being shook up and down. I yelled in shock. Kakuzu frowned and turned me right side up, "so you're not holding any money?"

I gasped at him, "of course not! If I had my own money I would have a staff by now!" I now noticed what was holding me in the air, his strings, tied around my middle. "And put me down!"

"No."

"Why not?" I asked getting angry again.

Deidara walked in wondering what all the yelling was about and if dinner was made yet. He noticed my hanging in the air and glanced at Kakuzu. "I'm hungry Kakuzu let her down."

Kakuzu smirked. And dropped me, I yelled as I fell, and surprising enough I wasn't hurt. I looked up, Deidara had caught me. I blushed and pushed off him to get down. He let go, and I landed softly.

"Thanks Deidara." I said as I stood up. I then glared at Kakuzu, "shoo, or I wont make you dinner!" He smirked and walked away looking at me like he had done me a favor by dropping me. I huffed and turned to make dinner when I walked into Deidara. "I'll need you to go also, Deidei." He pouted and I changed my mind, "fine, but don't get in the way." He smirked and now followed me around the kitchen as I grabbed things to make every one grilled cheese sandwiches.

~ Cooking time pass ~

I had finally finished making all the food, and by now I had Deidara and Tobi following me around the kitchen. And just as I was about to call everyone for dinner, Hidan walked in. I blinked at him. He looked at me and my two stalkers and he laughed.

"When is dinner, bitch? And it looks like you maids are learning to cook also." He sneered.

I glanced at Tobi, who was messing with the stove and I whacked his hand with a spatula, and Deidara started yelling.

"I am not a maid! I'm not a girl!" he argued at Hidan, who more than gladly argued back. I glared at Hidan, him, not likening me glaring at him, remembered why he came in there in the first place.

"I'm hungry, bitch, when are you going to be done cooking the damned food?"

I glared at him harder; I had had enough of their nonsense and bickering. I took a deep breath, Sasori, who had seen this coming by a long shot had walked out of the room. I then yelled, "PEIN!" their arguing stopped immediately. Deidara paled slightly, and Hidan just glared at me, Tobi stood behind me fidgeting.

A red fog started to grow into the room, getting thicker, a dark shadow forming in it quickly. Again with the dramatic entrance?

"Tsuki-chan?" Tobi asked in question and concern in my ear quietly. I flinched, my hand reaching to my pocket to see if the key was still there, it was and I didn't have a chance to respond, Pein walked out of the rapidly fading fog.

"What's going on?" he asked.

"Pein-sama, I can't handle their bickering all the time! It's driving me nuts!"

He smiled slightly, humored at my complaint. "And?" he asked.

"Can't we add a little bit more to the contract?" I asked pleading him with my best innocent face.

I could have sworn that was the most heavy, exhausted sigh I have ever heard. "What are you suggesting? We don't have enough funds to pay you any more than we already do," I knew Kakuzu would take all the money I got anyway, so that didn't matter, "and you did chose this job and come here of your own free will."

I blinked at him. "Can I hit them?"

He looked at me directly, "oh that's what this is about," he paused, "I still need them able to go out and do assigned tasks, so don't hurt them to where it will slacken their performances."

I smiled, "they are S-class criminals, how much would be to hurt?" I glanced at Hidan, and back to Pein.

He thought about it for a moment, "Just not to bad, I expect you to know how far that is."

"Mentally or physically?" I asked smirking happily.

He looked confused for a moment, "neither."

"Great!" Hidan looked very angry at the outcome, Deidara stepped away from me.

Pein dropped a smoke bomb. It poofed, he walked out of it and down the hall. To think they would have smoke alarms, I thought to myself. Hidan had disappeared along with Deidara and Tobi. And just then the smoke sprinklers on the ceiling went off.

"Ack! Water!" I yelled.

Kisame appeared and turned the water off. He left grumbling about "this always happens when they use the fog."

I set the table and called everyone to dinner. They all seemed to like grilled cheese, Especially Tobi. Zetzu didn't count bread as a plant, which was good, but he complained about having no meat. Deidara must have liked it because he didn't talk the whole time. That or someone fed him a lot of peanut butter. Konan looked like she hated it, but I think that's because I made it. Other than that there were no complaints and after cleaning up after dinner, I brought the one had made for Neko to my room. She enjoyed it, even though she didn't have milk.

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