Author note: sorry it's been a while, it takes me forever to update. Any way here is my next chapter, enjoy! Oh, and something I didn't have in the summary, I am paring my two OC with Akatsuki members, try and guess with who ^^ one of them is easy and the other not so obvious, *smile*. In fact I plan on making it confusing, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the Akatsuki or Naruto, it would be sweet if I did though. I also do not own any of the following: the term DVD, internet, or Jaws the movie, or sharks.

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Chapter 4

My adventure into the mystery that is Pein's room

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I figured I would get food off of the internet, mostly because Pein wouldn't let me go out shopping. They had barley anything in the kitchen, and if I was going to cook, I would need more supplies and food. So I sat down at my desk, turned on my laptop, and a hand swung my chair around. I glared at it, and flicked the hand, "bad. Bad, hand. Go away."

"I'm not fucking going away. Why aren't you making dessert?" yelled the owner of the hand.

"That's a bad way to ask for dessert. Is it supposet to make me go happily? Or what?"

Hidan blinked at me, "what?"

I sighed, and then giggled, "Has no one taught you any manners?" I stood up, spotlight style, "then I will have to take you under my wing and teach you!"

He blinked at me like I was weird, "you can't teach me a damn thing."

I then pushed him out of my room, "yes I can, see look. Leave my room and never come back in you stupid-jerk-face, please."

"Hey! You-" he started, but I slammed the door in his face.

I sighed and said to myself, leaning on the door as he pounded on it, "hmm now what am I going to do about this? Well I suppose I should make them something, it is my first day after all. I could do something simple… hmmm. I got it!"

I turned and opened the door, dodging his fist as it swung open unexpectedly. I smiled at him. "Did you want something?"

He looked at me like I was more stupid than him.

I pushed him aside and closed my door, "move, please." I smirked at him as I turned to walk down the hall.

"Bitch." He mumbled.

"Hn? What was that?" I said glaring at him, while walking backwards.

He flipped me the bird and I stuck my tongue out at him. Just then I tripped over something.

"Ack!" "Hey!"

I looked at what I tripped over from my nice view on the floor to see, no one.

I stood up, "where'd they go?" I noticed Hidan was gone also. I shrugged and walked to the kitchen.

I pulled strawberries out and chocolate. And made, chocolate covered strawberries, or well I dipped them in melted chocolate and put them in the freezer. I looked in the fridge and blinked, it was terrible, it was messy and there was almost nothing there. I sighed and walked back to my room. I looked down the hallway both ways counting to five before I walked into my room, just making sure no one would bug me. I sat at my computer and went to the internet to order some kitchen supplies.

I ordered food, pots, pans, spices, liquids, wooden spoons, a platter with a solid metal cover, and a few other things I thought would be fun.

I told the site to send it nearby, I would have someone go pick it up. But who could I have go get it without them dropping it, losing it, eating it, blowing it up, selling it to someone else twice the price I bought it, not even bringing it back, or killing the delivery person. Hmmm I really had no one here. This sucked, well I'll find someone. I think the strawberries are done.

I got up and walked out the door. I paused… where was Neko? This can't be good, I'll find her later maybe she's under the bed. I walked down the hall toward the kitchen feeling like I was being followed. I turned suddenly to find, no one. I looked around quickly, still no one. I looked up. Tobi flinched and fell of the ceiling.

He sat up rubbing the back of his head, "ha-ha you found me Tsuki-chan"

I smiled. "Silly Tobi, you can come with me to the kitchen, I think dessert is done."

He jumped up, "really? Yay!"

I walked into the kitchen Tobi following. I open the freezer and pulled out the frozen treat.

"What's this?" Tobi asked me.

"You'll see."

I put the chocolate covered strawberries on a platter. I got out some saucers for everyone to put their strawberries on. I then called for everyone to come to the kitchen. Tobi was bouncing in his chair next to me, with excitement. Hidan came in last, I made a note of this, see if I do what he asks ever again.

They all seemed to like the dessert. Zetzu liked it, he said they weren't strawberries, they were shrunken hearts… he got extra from Kisame. Hidan liked the red gushiness of it. Deidara exploded his strawberries all over the room. Of witch Kakuzu made me clean up, I whined the whole time just to bug him. I was going to get Deidara back, the whole room was red and brown! It's like a new wall paper, and everyone had not a strawberry stain on them! It's like they had practice, or Deidara does this all the time.

I took me awhile to clean it up; I had to clean it with a rag! Can you believe it! After everyone left I close the door and used water style jutsu to clean the rest, it was a lot easier, but if Kakuzu knew that's how I cleaned he wouldn't pay me anymore. I put away the now clean dishes and walked back to my room, acting tired in case someone was watching.

I walked in and closed the door, looked at the clock, and cheered. It was nine o'clock, my work hours were from eight in the morning until nine at night. So as of now I can stop working.

I looked around for Neko when I remembered that she had disappeared. I looked around for her, not in the closet, not under the desk or bed, not on top of anything. I sighed, I could feel her in the room I just couldn't find her exactly. I then remembered the key still in my pocket. I decided I better put it away somewhere safe. I pulled it out of my pocket. It had changed color, it wasn't red, it was now sapphire blue, it had the same purple mist tint to it though.

I put it in my drawer in between clothes. I jumped when I heard someone move. Shit! I turned quickly to see Neko crawling out of the pillowcase. She had been sleeping there. I sighed and giggle silently to myself. She stretched and blinked at me as I closed the drawer and walked to my computer chair and sat down. I petted her; she purred and asked, "What's up?"

"Hnn, not much. I just cleaned up the kitchen and got them to leave me alone… I think."

"So what are you going to do now?"

I smirked, "I'm going to get revenge on Deidei-san. Oh, and I need someone to go pick up my food order."

Neko licked the fur on her shoulder that stuck out, and said, "Do they have any movies?"

"I don't know I could go check for you. If not I could look something up on the internet."

"Internet first."

"Okay."

I pulled out my laptop, it was a pretty resent one, thankfully. And what's an evil base without internet, so I found it easily. I turned it on. I checked it for surprise weapons, surprise…no weapons. I logged on and noticed everything I was doing was being tracked to a through a different computer, like a filter. I figured they really didn't want me to send out info on them, the dummies, if I did that they would kill me, I wouldn't do that. Besides whom else do I have to bug?

I clicked the internet and it had a parent safety key. I stared at my computer with a no-fucking-way-you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me face. I pushed away from the desk, my wheelie chair flying across the room. I yelled and jumped off it as it slammed into the wall. I landed somewhat gracefully in the middle of the room. The door burst open and I fell over.

"What happened?" asked an urgent voice.

I rubbed my head, my eyes closed, "heh heh, um did you know some chair wheels work really well?" I could tell they looked at the chair and then at me. What I didn't expect was the person to appear in front of my face and ask, "Are you alright?"

I blinked very surprised at Itachi's face. "Ack!" and I jumped away, and ended up tripping over myself, hitting the floor hard. I blinked stupidly at the ceiling, "…now I am."

Itachi's head appeared above me, I waved at it. It took all my will power to stop myself from saying, 'hi weasel-san's face. How are you today?' well not really but I wanted to say it. I was to busy thinking to notice he moved me onto my bed, I was sitting up and blinked.

"Hey, don't move me without my permission!" I said bluntly to him. At that moment hell decided to punish Itachi, poor, poor weasel-san. Hidan walked by and stopped, hearing what I said.

"Wow, Itachi, of all people I wouldn't expect you."

He glared at Hidan, "I'm not doing anything."

I not getting the conversation…yet, said, "yes you did, you-" I was cut off.

"See?! She admits your actions! I'm going to go tell Kisame what kind of partner he has!"

I blinked and yelled, "I SAID HE WAS HELPING ME FIND LEADER-SAMA'S ROOM!"

Hidan glared at me, "but you said he-"

"No I didn't. You must be hearing things." I then did a shooing motion with my hands at him. He grunted and walked away.

"… No I didn't." Itachi said quietly to me.

I smiled, "well now you are, I don't feel like yelling." I said that knowing perfectly well I was yelling five seconds ago.

I grabbed his hand and walked out the door with him, to find Tobi. Knowing that Tobi was well, I considered asking him for the password but passed and waved at him instead. "Hi, Tobi-kun!" I said to the orange ninja.

"Hi, Tsuki-chan!"

"I'm busy right now, see you later." And I turned down the hall, still holding Itachi's hand dragging him with me.

"Tsuki…" Itachi said.

I looked at him, he had stopped and I couldn't pull him any farther.

"Leader-sama's office is the other way."

I turned red, "oh…"

He chuckled silently, "common I'll show you."

"'K!" I followed, him now pulling my hand. We walked down the hall and turned a few corners until it was a long hallway with only one door. I was completely lost.

"Here is his door." Itachi stopped outside the door.

"Come in with me?" I asked with big sparkly eyes, my begging eyes.

He stared at me. "After you."

I smiled, "Yay!" I knocked loudly on the door, "Pein-sama can I come in?!"

A grunt was heard, I took it as a yes, "I brought Itachi with me, otherwise I never would have found your office!" I said as I walked in. Itachi followed hesitantly.

Pein stared at me, "well? What do you want now?"

I leaned my hands on his desk, staring at him, "I need..." I looked around quickly like someone was watching and I was about to say something that was a huge secrete, "the password."

He stared at me expecting me to be a little more specific as to which password I'm talking about.

I sighed putting my hand on my eyes, closed in frustration, "you should know, your tracking everything I'm doing." When he didn't reply I just said it, leaning against Itachi like the wall he was pretending to be, "I need the password key for the internet, I want to watch movies, anime ones preferably, but if you don't have that here I was going to grab a DVD, if you even have those."

Pein grunted in response, "Itachi, I believe you know the key, and then will you show her where the DVDs are kept."

He nodded slightly. I jumped off him and pointed saying loudly, "IT MOVED!!" Pein sweat dropped.

Itachi stood there like nothing happened, I wonder if people yelled that at him a lot. I opened the door like I hadn't said anything, "common Itachi-san, let's go." When I said Itachi-san I imitated Kisame's voice.

He turned after me and closed the door. I walked down the hall to the first turn, there were so many different hallways splitting off, lots of stares to places I didn't see before. I turned to Itachi, "um, which way?"

He walked up to me, "the short way or the long way?"

"Short!" I said right away.

He nodded. And walked in front of me and knelt down, "climb on." I stared at him, a piggy-back ride??? Cool!! I jumped on, wrapping my arms around his neck. He put his arms under my knees to hold me on.

I smiled widely, and laughed. "Hold on." He said and he ran off ninja fast.

After a lot of turns and running, he stopped. I was smiling so widely I thought my face might fall off. I jumped off, I recognized this hallway, "common Itachi!" I grabbed his hand dragging him behind me as I ran down the hallway, I was running now the same speed he had been while carrying me, he seemed pretty surprised, I laughed. We soon reached my room, I ran through the door jumping to my computer seat, I landed on it (barley) and pushed off the wall, launching me toward my desk. I swiveled in the middle of the room to face my desk. Itachi stopped my chair with ease. I blinked up at Itachi, "hey, I was having fun."

He sighed at me, and moved my chair to the side, I was riding in it as I flew off toward my bed. I crashed into it, giggling my head off. I glanced up at Itachi who was typing 'enter' on my keyboard. I blinked at him, he distracted me! Now I'll never know how easy the password is! I poked him, "hey! Bad Itachi."

He patted my head, "Tsuki-chan…"

I blinked innocently at him, "yes?"

"The DVDs…"

I smiled, "yes! Show me where!"

I followed him to the TV room, he showed me a shelf, but I left him there, I was more interested in what Deidara was watching and why Kisame was hiding behind the couch. I winked at Itachi as turned away from him. It was a pretty big room, the lights were dimmed, and light spilled in from the game room, a smaller room half the size of this one connected to it.

I walked up behind the couch and crouched down in front of Kisame and whispered, "What are you doing?"

He looked at me smirking, "see what movie he is watching?"

I looked over the couch, I saw him watching… I smirked very evilly. I looked back down at Kisame. "Want me to warm him up? I owe him one."

Kisame nodded.

I smiled, "will you do me a favor if I do this for you?"

He paused then thought of Deidara's reaction. Hell, anything was worth it. "Okay…"

I smiled, "pleasure doing business with you." I stood up and strolled around the couch standing between Deidara and the TV.

"What-cha doing Deidei-kun?" I asked in a sweet sing-song voice.

He almost yelled at me, "move! It's at the best part!"

I slid over next to him, he was taking up the entire couch so I couldn't sit down. "Mind if I watch with you Deidara-kun?"

"No…" he moved over and I sat down.

"What's it called?" I asked even though I already knew.

"Jaws."

"…" I kitty smiled, heh, this was kind of ironic but hilarious at the same time. It was getting to the part where they go in the water, the music began quietly.

"No…don't go swimming… don't do it…..it's coming…. Can't you hear the music?!?" Deidara mumbled at the TV getting louder each time. And each time he scooted closer and closer to me. The shark jumped out of the water and Deidara practically jumped ten feet in the air, and landing snuggled up to me with fear. I smirked, keeping myself from laughing. The running away from the shark while getting eaten part was happening, and this is the time Kisame picked to 'swim' back and forth behind the couch. Deidara glanced behind the couch to see nothing. This happened a few times before saw Kisame with his mouth open very wide…like a shark. He flinched and looked at me, then asked, "You don't think…"

I blinked at him, leaning on his shoulder. "Think what?"

"You're not scared are you?" he asked smirking. I poked him in the side, "nope, you."

"Of course not, un!"

I smiled. Just wait Deidara you will be, oh you will be.

The second shark attack was coming and I was eating popcorn when it happened. Deidara and I were leaning on each other, except Deidara was way into the movie. I was just watching it because I had relatively nothing better to do. Then the music stated playing, Kisame began 'swimming' again. Deidara kept glancing behind himself looking for something.

"Ts-Tsuki-chan" he stuttered, "I think there's a shark behind me…"

I smiled and patted his head, "don't be silly Deidei-Kun, there is no such thing as sharks."

He smiled slightly, he glanced behind himself one last time. He froze stiff and paled quickly, and then screamed: "DAAAAAAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

He then bolted out of the room faster than the speed of sound, I can tell because I heard the last of his 'A's as he ran off.

I fell over laughing, I was rolling on the floor, and I thought I was going to burst a gut! Kisame had a bloody arm in his mouth, all Jaws the shark like, with point shiny shark teeth. All his teeth showing, he had gone and ripped off Hidan's arm.

"Damn it Kisame give me my fucking arm back! You're lucky Jashin spares you today, he thought Deidara's screaming was fucking hilarious."

"Ow! Hahahahaha!! OW! Hahahahahahaha! OW-ha!" I was rolling on the floor bursting a gut, it was so funny, his face, as big as, no bigger than platters!

Kisame had dropped Hidan's arm laughing. Even Itachi chuckled. Wait, OMG! Itachi laughed. I stopped laughing suddenly to stare wide eyed at Itachi…it didn't even last five seconds, I laughed again.

After five more minutes of laughing we got over it, "you do realize," I huffed for breath, laughing so hard without breathing can be a bad thing, "that he will never trust us again."

Kisame smiled, "ya, probably. So what did you want me to do?"

I gave him a confused look before I remembered, "oh that, I need someone to go pick up some food supplies for me without eating it, or and killing the delivery guy and bringing it back, in one piece. Are you up for this mission?" I saluted him making it sound official…at least to me.

He nodded, "sure. I would do this more often if that's all I had to do."

I swung a hand at him, "don't count on it!" and I marched out of the room, I then jog-skipped to my room, just to remember I forgot to grab a movie and went running back.

Kisame looked up, "you were right, she did come back."

"Huh? I need a movie, got any good ones?" I asked, I then spotted the mess on the floor, a mess of popcorn that Deidara had knocked everywhere. "What a mess someone should really clean that up," I looked for the nearest person, it was Kisame but I can't make him do another thing, nest was Hidan… I got a plan.

Kisame snickered at me, "it's your job! And where do I go pick this stuff up?"

I stuck my tongue out at him, "it is not my job, I am clearly off shift! And it's in the nearest village, try not to get recognized, can you imagine the reputation the Akatsuki would get!? Jiraiya would go around telling people to look for Akatsuki in markets shopping for kitchen supplies!"

He blinked at me. I walked to the movie shelf and looked at them. "Hey Hidan, if I asked you to do something would you do it?"

He appeared behind me, "I'm not going to go fetch you things."

I smiled at him, "oh it's nothing like that."

He paused, "why would I just do something for you?"

I smiled sweetly, "because I'd do something for you?"

He thought about it, "Only if you tell me what it is first."

"Nope! Not gonna happen!" I stated.

"Fine, I agree."

"So I do something for you and you are going to do as I ask?"

"Only once, and yes, I agree already damn it."

I smiled, should I make him clean up popcorn like I originally planed or should I make him stop cussing, or leave me alone, or give me his desserts, or… the possibilities go on and on. "Can you go clean up the popcorn for me?" I asked smirking.

He glared at me, "no! I'm not fucking cleaning it up!"

I did my anime sad face, "but you promised." I pointed at Kisame, "and he's my witness!!!"

He glared at me, "and you get…" dramatical (A/N yes I know dramatical isn't a real word, it's just funnier this way) pause, "A HUG!!" I cheered for him, because he obviously didn't look to happy, and was I need of one. I glomped him, smiling my head off.

He hugged back, and then I changed my glomp into a hug. I forget how long he hugged me, he wouldn't let go. Making it worth cleaning up popcorn I guess. I tapped his head, "I knew you were in need of a hug, but… I must say I need you to let go."

"Why?" he asked, sounding better than he had before, see the curative properties of a hug!

"… I'm tired and I don't want to fall asleep on you." I was tired.

He finally let go and I turned around looking for a movie. I had picked one out and was half way to my room when it hit me… what if he didn't clean it up. What if he ripped me off a hug??? I shrugged he was going to pay if that's what he did. I walked into the kitchen and grabbed a glass of milk for Neko, I had to make it up to her for making her wait so long. I managed to walk to my room and set the full glass of milk down on my desk without spilling a drop. I put the movie in and pressed play, Neko appeared on my bed, I put a pillow on the desk and she jumped up onto it, lapping at the milk in the glass a she watched the movie.

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A/N sorry it took so long to update so I made it extra long! Yay! Almost 4,000 words! Ohmygosh that's a lot *whipped out look* I made myself type all day, it was fun, I laugh as I type it out, heh, I think I'll type again tomorrow… maybe you'll get another chappie sooner *wink* yayz! Please read and review! And no flames please!

I just looked over my chapter, I'm all 0.0 wow a lot happened, I hope it doesn't confuse anyone or mess with my over all plot line, *sweat drops*.