W00t! New chapter! Sorry it took so long, my word document thingy broke, or well I was doing a trial on my laptop and it expired, so I went and got a new one ^^ so yay, I'm celebrating by typing out a new chappie!
And I'm sure I haven't done a character description yet, oops, so I'm doing it in this chapter. I can't find my original draw-out, (I checked, I don't think I made one *sweat drop*), so it might be different from earlier chapters I didn't check details, oh well. And I'm sorry if I skipping out on details, I might have to break off this chapter into the next, oh well extra chapter then planned. Anyway, on with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, Akatsuki, or any other of the sort thank you very much. I only own my OCs.

And a small WARNING there is a little bit of bad language in this chapter from Hidan, just in case anyone missed the 'this story is rated M' part. K ^^

Chapter 5

I yawned waking up groggily. Ug, I do NOT want to get up today. I blinked; I had fallen asleep in front of my laptop. Neko moved over to my bed and was asleep, figures. I had taken her pillow and slept on it, guessing that I was hugging it and leaning on my desk. I yawned and stretched, causing my back to pop.

"Neh…" I grunted, trying to stand up, clumsily walking to my closet. I stared blurry eyed at my clothes. I pulled out the usual, fishnet undershirt long sleeve, dark green tank-top over it, skin tight black shorts, and my shoes. I yawned again, grabbing a kunai pouch, I walked out of my room into a bathroom. I blinked at the mirror. My brown hair was a tangled mess, so I combed it out. As I looked over my hair, I realized I would need a shower today… neh, later. I was too lazy to take one now, I was already dressed. I tied my kunai pouch to my leg, and checked over myself again. I gazed off lazily into the mirror. My eyes flashed gold, then back to it normal hazel brown. I jumped shocked. I looked over myself quickly, before heading out to the kitchen.

I walked down the hall thinking nothing of it, and sharply turned a corner. Finding myself running into a wall.
"Ack!" I started to fall backwards as an arm grabbed my hand and another around my waist and pulled me up, and set me steady. I blinked in surprise. I looked up to see Sasori. I blushed, and then paled. I pushed off him, he let go, and I started to fall again. I stepped back, catching myself with ease. I stood up strait and waved at him, before jumping over him and running to the kitchen, to much of my surprise I fell on my face.

"NANI?!" I glanced back, seeing he had tripped me up with his chakra strings. I smirked, and laughed nervously. "Ano… Sasori-sempai, uh, did you need something?"

"… What did you do to Deidara, he wasted a lot of my time freaking out over something you did to him?" He asked calmly.

I sweat dropped, putting on a face that resembled Naruto's confused face, "whatever do you mean?"

He glared at me, "don't you go waste my time, and I hate waiting."

I 'meeped' oh shit, if I don't get away…but then again, why not tell him… because that would be nice of me. I smirked mentally at myself, laughing at the conversation I was having with myself. I was surprised that I could think this well after just waking up. I jumped up, cutting the chakra string. I then jumped backwards into, guess… another person!
I heard them cough, but manage to catch me, and themselves.

"Tsuki-Chan?" I head a familiar voice say.

"Neh? Tobi?" I was soon enveloped in a bone crushing hug. "Ack! Tobiii!!" I said urgently in a whiny voice.

"Oops!" he said setting me down, afraid he hurt me.

Of course I landed off balance and knocked us both over. We both yelped and landed awkwardly. I felt a heavy blush creep onto my face. Tobi had barely managed from squishing me, landing on top of me, his hands by my shoulders, his knees by my hips. And amongst the confusion of us falling, his mask was out of place, reviling part of his cheek bone. And of course Deidara had to walk by at that exact moment.

"Whaaaaat????!! Tobi! Un! Go somewhere else to make out with her! Not out in the hall, yeah!" Deidara said with shock and what was it called oh yah, a grudge.

Tobi, jumped up and instantly began apologizing, saying how he was a good boy and wouldn't do that, which was his best at trying to convince him that nothing happened.

"Tobi, we both know that you did that on purpose, yeah," Deidara said, flapping his hand at him.

"Deidara, why do you so openly show your jealousy?" said a smirking voice.

Deidara anime fell, "Dannnnnaaaaa," he whined, "tell her I'm not, un!"

I stood up and huffed, fumed, "oh so you hate me?"

Deidara looked at me, "hate you? Why not, un? You're mean."

I glared at him, "Your point?"

Deidara glared at me, "I should blow you up, yeah!"

I growled, "RAWR!!!" Tobi ran away, to hide most likely.

Hidan chuckled, "what's wrong with you, bitch? Can't handle a little morning conversation?"

I death glared him, knowing it was him who answered. "Die." I said coldly.

"I wish." He smirked.

I growled and lunged at him, finding myself shoved against the wall, his arm across my neck to choke me if I moved away. He smirked about to say something when I kicked him in the *cough* ahem lower-area. He flinched giving me enough time to twist him around onto the ground my knee between his shoulder blades, hold his arm in a lock behind his back, and his face in the ground.

I glared at the back of his head, about to do more than cuss it out.

"Fwach" he said, his voice muffled from carpet.

I growled in surprise as I was lifted off the floor, still angry. I watched as the Hidan I had pinned to the ground poofed into smoke, a clone. I gasped, and was turned around, to face the real Hidan.

He was smirking at me and glaring at the same time, "you're a feisty little bitch, I like you."

"Is that a compliment or an insult…?" I growled, with a little more control over my anger.

"Coming from him? I would take it as an insult," said Itachi to my left. I blinked, as the red eyes stared at me. Suddenly I was in a cemetery setting, dead trees and crows everywhere. One crow looked at me and cawed, I jumped at it and ripped it apart. The pieces formed more crows, which I also tore up. I was quickly swarmed with crows until I couldn't move. Then they were gone, replaced by Itachi standing there watching me. The cemetery grew grass and the trees grew pink, cherry blossoms floating silently around in the breeze. I yawned and poked him.
He looked at me, unblinking, "are you calm?"
I blinked at him, "I guess you could say that."
The cemetery was swallowed in blackness and I found myself above the ground, Hidan holding my up, with his scythe.

I looked around then started wiggling, "letmego!letmego!letmego!" He dropped me and I landed on my butt. "Ow…" I got up and walked into the kitchen, "I think I'll just pretend I never heard it," referring to his, insult/complement.

---Cooking breakfast time pass-----

"BREAKFAST!!!!" I yelled loudly.

Everyone came in rapidly and ate their food quickly. I was soon back on dishes duty, sigh.

---After breakfast time pass---

I yawned and stretched, deciding I hated chores still, even if it had benefits.

I got a day off today, heehee, it's a weekend.

And I decided I would go tell Sasori what happened to Deidara. He deserved to know, besides he might hold it against Deidara forever or something. "Sasooooriiiii, where are you?!" I yelled as I walked into the TV room.

He glared at me, "what do you want?"

I smiled and walked up to him, "I was going to tell you what I did to Deidara, but I don't want to waist you time." I smirked and walked back to my room, knowing Sasori was glaring at me as I left.

I got to my room and closed the door, it soon was being knocked and I opened it, "yes?"

"…"

"Ah, Sasori-kun. Did you need something?"

His eyes narrowed, "you have something to tell me?"

I sighed as I knew Neko would yell at me if I annoyed him. "Me and Kisame pranked him as he was watching jaws."

He nodded, hair falling on his face. I blinked, surprised. Neko was such a big Sasori fan, I couldn't believe she could hold off this long.
And then I noticed he wasn't nodding he was holding back a laugh, and he was smiling! I looked at him shocked. And then heard a loud purr, and soon a black and red cat was on Sasori's head.

Tobi walked by the door and stopped pointing, "A CAT!" he yelled, "ON YOUR HEAD!"

I sweat dropped, "You had to yell it…"

Soon Pein was in my room and looking at the cat, "Did I not inform you of the 'no pets' rule?" he glanced at me, I blinked and looked at him.

"Um… she's not a pet…. She's my friend…."

He sighed, "No tearing anything up or making any messes. And Kakuzu won't let me hear the end of it."

I nodded, "yes, I'll talk to him about it…"

I grabbed her off of Sasori's head, "sorry Sasori-san."

"What's her name?" Tobi asked.

"Hn? Oh, her name is Neko."

"A cat named cat?"

I giggled, "Yes. Ironic isn't it."

He nodded, "can I play with her?"

"Maybe some other time, okay?"

He nodded, "'K!" and he bounced happily out of the room.

As Sasori turned to leave, Neko tried to follow, I sighed at her. And held her tighter, not letting her go.

"Alright, Pein-sama, I'll try to keep her in my room." I watched him go and shut the door, setting Neko down and rubbing the scratches she gave me form not letting her follow Sasori.

She hissed at me, "no! Why didn't you let me go!?"

I smiled, "look, milk." And I put milk near hear.

She tried to continue glaring at me but went for the milk, when she finished she continued glaring at me, but instead of yelling yawned and went to take a nap.

I smiled and walked out of the room, now to find Kakuzu… ug.

As I turned without looking I found me dodging around someone, geeze to many people to dodge.

As I spun, dodging the person, they caught my wrist. I looked at them, my hair still spinning around my head from turning. I stopped and looked at the hand. Then looked up the arm to the head to see who had stopped me.

Hidan.

I stared at him, wondering if he was going to say something before I yelled at him. He looked like he was about to say something when he changed his mind and let go of my wrist, walking down the hall.

"Yo! Where's your partner? I need to talk to him."

He stopped and turned halfway towards me, his violet eyes flashing at me, and shrugged, "I don't keep track of the asshole." And continued walking down the hall.

I blinked after him, wondering what that was about before shrugging it off and looking for Kakuzu.