GASP! I'm ALIIIIIIVVVE! And an update :O! So I've decided I'm going to update once a month now.

Um well see and my only problem is I have no idea where the last chapter was going. See I have stuff written down but I was improvising most of the last chapter…. Soooo I'm lost now. Well time for more improve right?

Chapter 6

Money Man

I had been walking down the hall when I realized someone was following me. Maybe I was just being paranoid the house is full of people after all. When I turned around I didn't see anyone. That's odd… Great now I'm going crazy. Having no idea where Kakuzu was or how to find his room I started opening doors. To my misfortune the first door I opened was Konan's room. She quickly shoved me out and slammed the door. I decided to knock on the next door.

"Go away Deidara I told you for the last time Kisame will not eat you." Said the voice behind the door.

"Sorry to bother you Sasori, can you tell me where Kakuzu's room is?" I asked.

The door opened a crack and Sasori looked out at me frowning. "You? Hmph only if you get that brat to leave me alone."

I sweat dropped, "uhmm yes! I will where is Kakuzu's room?"

He pointed out the door, "down that way five doors."

"Thank you!" I grinned at him and started off toward the door.

"Don't forget about that brat!" he called after me before closing his door.

I knocked on the door Sasori had pointed out/ "Heellooooo? Kakuzu?" I knocked again.

I heard the clash of change (money) being moved quickly into a box followed by an angry growl, "what do you want? And stop that knocking you made me lose count."

I opened the door and peeked in, "is it too early to ask what my wage is?"

He frowned at me, "yes."

I stared at him, "….. How about now?"

He glared at me, "yes."

"…how about-"

"Stop asking! Don't you have cleaning to do?" He was getting frustrated.

"I was just teasing calm down. Where are the cleaning supplies?"

"In the closet by the kitchen." He Replied.

"I thought you would know, those coins don't shine themselves eh?" I smiled at him

He looked at his money and back at me suspiciously like I had been going through it. "I'm not paying you chat go clean."

"Well it is my day off. Technically I'm working over time. Do I get paid for that?"

He scrunched his eyebrows together like it was disgusting to pay someone overtime, "why would I do that?"

"Because you really want to pay me more?" I grinned

"I meant why would I give you a day off? You're cooking all the meals and cleaning. We don't stop eating."

"Oh… I guess you're right. And I'm right! I get paid on weekends too!"

He frowned realizing what he had just said. "Just go clean and leave me and my money alone."

I smiled having won my pay on weekends I could now go do my job without getting ripped off. "Okay bye Kaku-san!" I shut his door and went down the hall to look for the supplies.

Feeling stalked again I looked around. Juuuust crazy yup nothing to worry about… I was about to open a door when a fuzzy black ball of fur jumped at me. "WHAO!" I fell against the wall and only after struggling for a few minutes did I realize it was just Neko. "What are you doing out here?" I demanded.

"I'm going to see Sasori! And there's nothing you can do about it!" She meowed at me.

"Yea? We'll see about that!" I said angrily to her as I grabbed her and stomped off to my room. She clawed at me but I held on. Just before I got to my room Deidara came up to bug me about cleaning something up.

"Tsuki! Hey Tobi- is that a cat?" Deidara asked.

Tobi was running up behind Deidara, "WAIT WAIT IT'S NOT TOBI'S FAULT!"

"No it's a frog, of course it's a cat." I snapped at Deidara, mad that I was getting clawed at.

"It? IT? I AM NOT AN IT!" Neko yowled at us.

Deidara stared at her shocked, "she… talks?" Forgetting about Tobi. "TOBI SAW THE CAT TALK!" yelled Tobi. Deidara twitched and glared at Tobi, "You had to yell it?"

"Tobi is sorry…" he pouted.

Deidara frowned and stared yelling at Tobi, and Tobi begain apologizing. Sasori growled and came out of his room to begin glaring at them and yelling at Deidara to shut up and me for not fixing the problem. Neko began twitching because she didn't like seeing Sasori mad so she tried attacking Deidara. Who called her crazy which made her want to hurt him more. So I let her go and walked into my room and shut the door.

"AAAA CAT! STOP IT!"

"I AM NOT AN IT YOU GIRLEY BOY!"

"THE CAT IS TALKING!"

"I AM NOT A GIRL, UN!"

"I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU ONE!"

"DANNAA!"

"SHUT UP BRAT!"

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

I put on some head phones and turned the music up. I then remembered Neko wasn't allowed out of my room. I quickly got up and ran out my door. "NEKO! In my room now!"

Neko was biting Deidara's ponytail and he was trying to push her off. Tobi was running down the hall and Sasori was glaring at me. Neko stopped to give me the 'you think I' going to listen to you?' look. I looked at Sasori hoping maybe he would help.

"Stop fighting you're both angering me off." Sasori glared at Deidara and Neko. Neko stopped and looked heartbroken at him like he had slapped her. I quickely grabbed her and hugged her. "Sorry you got yelled at Neko-chan." She looked at me sadly.

Deidara pointed at her and was about to yell something when I kicked him in the shin. "Oh by the way Sasori wants you to stop bothering him. AND LEAVE MY CAT ALONE!"

Sasori grumbled and walked away to his room and slammed the door. Deidara was holding his leg whining, "why'd you kick me?"

"It was for my cat." I petted Neko. She shook my hand off, jumped out of my arms and went over to Sasori's door. I sighed.

"Why are you so mean?" Deidara demanded from me.

"I'm not mean. Hey, I'm sorry about pranking you yesterday with Kisame. And don't pick on Neko, she might kill you."

He looked at me funny, not believing she could kill him. "How does that make you not mean?"

"Well I saved you from her killing you… well from cutting your hair. And you were about to start another fight. And I'll make the prank thing up to you. What do you want for breakfast tomorrow?"

"You think breakfast will make up for me being scared for life?"

"Yes." I grinned at him.

"…. I like pancakes." He said quietly.

I smiled at him, "then you will get all the pancakes you want!"

He smiled a little before a shocked look went over his face. He pointed behind me, "Your cat!"

Oh great another cliffy that you won't get an update for mwahahahah

Or will you? Dun dun dun!

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