Author: Slashydutchie
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Miranda/Andy
Genre: Humor
Summary: The second of what's going to be a whole bunch of drabbles/short fics in which I take quotes from DWP WAY too seriously. Today: "We brushed each others' hair and gabbed about American Idol."
Disclaimer: Everything you recognize belongs to other people… if it belonged to me Andy and Miranda would have pounced on each other… multiple times.
A/N: Since there's no mention of Miranda's background in the movie (yes, there was in the book, but the book is either number two or three on my 'Worst Books Ever' list and thus I'm denying its existence), I'm going to make blatant fun of it.
"Why must all British people be so damn mean?!" Andy exclaimed to nobody in particular as Simon Cowell reduced yet another contestant to tears. Given, the girl had been worthless, but that was no excuse in Andrea's eyes. Evidently, she hadn't heard her apartment door opening.
"Well, Ahn-draya… I had no idea you felt about me that way," came the voice of Miranda Priestly. Andy didn't bother turning around. "Love… you ain't British. You just think the accent makes you sound more sophisticated than the Texas one." This hit a tender spot, as always, and the brunette couldn't help but smile as she heard a huff behind her. "And your hair's a mess," came the snappy reply, but it didn't carry the usual venom and only serviced to make Andrea laugh.
"Well, fix it if it bothers you so much," It isn't as if you're not going to mess it up tonight or anything… Andy added in the privacy of her own mind. "I just might do that…" And before Andrea really knew what was happening she was being viciously attacked with a hairbrush.
Five Minutes Later"Ahn-draya, you're absolutely right… that Simon fellow is an absolute arse." Miranda was aiming a glare at the screen that would've made Clackers wet themselves. "Tut, tut… language… and less hairspray, honestly!" Andy replied as she continued brushing. "But he's just plain mean to that girl! Not that her outfit doesn't make my hands itch to either redress her or scratch my eyes out so I'll never have to see it again."
Andy just chuckled and continued brushing.