Title: In A World Without Sarcasm 4: A Glacial Pace

Author: Slashydutchie

Rating: PG-13

Pairing: Miranda/Andy

Genre: Humor

Summary: Number four in what's going to be a whole bunch of drabbles/short fics in which I take quotes from DWP WAY too seriously. Today: "By all means move at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me." Really short one this time, but your imaginations will do the rest.

Disclaimer: Everything you recognize belongs to other people… if it belonged to me Andy and Miranda would have pounced on each other… multiple times.

"Oh God, Ahn-draya!"

This was how Andy liked it best. Just the two of them, Miranda attempting to order her around and/or give instructions. All sorts of instructions passed over those perfect lips, nearly every single one the younger woman thought possible… all except one, actually.

There was only one instruction Miranda would never, ever give: 'Faster'.

Who knew she meant it when she said a glacial pace thrilled her?