Rosario Vampire x Yu yu hakusho x slight inuyasha crossover

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.

Chap 5

Can You Use That Sword?

Tsukune walked to school the next morning in a bruised messed. He looked miserable and annoyed, even as the most beautiful girl clung to his arm crying for him.

"I'm so sorry Tsukune!" Outer Moka was crying over the previous fight that took place last afternoon. She had spent that entire night taking care of the bruises he got on his face.

"No, no Moka san, it's not your fault. Don't feel guilty over my sake, heh," Tsukune was in his classic pose scratching the back of his head while blushing profusely at her.

"Tsuuuukuuuuuneeeeeeee!" out of nowhere he found himself facing down in someone's bosom.

"I have baked you some cookies baby!"

Moka let go of Tsukune's arm in shock. It was that blue-haired succubus she fought earlier.

"Furumu san?" Although it sounded muffled and cut off, Kurumu could tell it was her name.

After she let go, Tsukune gasped for breath.

"You remembered my name!" She yelled out ecstatically and hugged him normally in order to let him catch his breath.

'How could I forget the name of the girl who tried to rape me?,' He thought as he blushed.

Still holding onto her waist he saw how beautiful the succubus really was. Her eyes were violet while her short blue hair rested right above her shoulders. She had a chest bigger than Moka's and she wasn't afraid to show any cleavage as her uniform was unbuttoned a bit. Tsukune wandered why she had to "charm" guys to seduce them at all.

As Moka started to chime in and come to conclusions as to why this whore was trying to steal her man (something about him being a "destined one"), heavy footsteps drew the attention of the group. A boy approached from the back.

Tsukune immediately felt a fist slam into his face.

"Arggggggggg, this asshole here!" Yusuke halved yelled.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Kurumu yelled at him in shock.

"Tsukune!" Moka helped him get up and recover.

"So first its the silver haired bitch, now it's a pink one and even my own! Why is he getting all of the girls? Its annoying the hell out of me!" Yusuke glared daggers at Tsukune as Moka and Kurumu stepped in front of Tsukune defensively.

"Why don't you ladies step aside as I beat the little punk into submission?" Yusuke asked politely, confusing his three victims.

"No!" the two girls said with arms spread out to protect Tsukune who was still recovering from the hit.

"That's your loss then," Yusuke spoke calmly, then menacingly smirked and launched toward the three of them, surprising the girls as they screamed and covered up in fetal position.

Before Tsukune could get in front of them a black flash appeared between Yusuke and the girls, stopping the entire group in their tracks.

There, a short boy stood in the middle. Slightly shorter than the girls even. His hair was pitch black and spiked upward. He had a permanent scowl or glare that never seemed to leave his face. He looked toward Yusuke.

After a few moments of glaring each other down, the short boy spoke in a rather monotone voice.

"I wouldn't be so eager to attack full bred demons if I were you human, especially when one has the aura of a S-class demon," everyone was shocked at this revelation.

'hu...human, like Tsukune? And he knows I'm a...' Moka thought to herself as her hands covered her mouth.

'Human? In our school? S-class? Where?' Kurumu was less surprised in her thoughts. Succubus were known to mate with primarily humans. They look just like them for a reason.

'…' Yusuke recovered from the shock relatively fast and remained silent. Humans were to be killed on site, and this demon seemed to know he was a human AND where he was at. For once in his life he decided to choose his next words wisely.

"What do you want," Yusuke managed to say in the most malice way a human can say such an ordinary phrase.

Everyone in the small group stared intently at Yusuke and the newcomer. In doing so they noticed that the new guy had on a white hand band and had a sheathed Katana (japanese sword) being held by a red cloth tied around his waist.

They thought Yusuke was going to be killed on the spot by this short dude.

"I came to inform you that your friend has recovered, you didn't bother to check on him after your fight," the boy explained to him.

Yusuke looked at him dumbfoundedly.

"Ohhhhhhh! Kurabara! I forgot all about that guy, he isn't dead yet?" Yusuke was laughing. A rather cheerful laugh considering this new guy KNEW about his human friend. Everyone (except the boy) looked at Yusuke, baffled at his reaction to his predicament.

"I wouldn't be as loud and happy about it if I were you. Remember humans are to be killed on site in this school and throwing your friend's name around and drawing attention to yourself isn't the way to avoid being caught by the rule," the boy informed him.

"Um...guys if you haven't noticed, this entire conversation has been heard by me and my friends here and certainly parts of it has been heard by the people walking by. Don't you think you both are doing a lousy job of hiding your identities?" Kurumu asked out of honest curiosity.

Before the boy could tell her his reasoning, Yusuke spoke.

"Yea, but that sniveling little dipshit failure of a man is also human. And if I'm going down, I'm taking him with me," Kurumu glared at Yusuke as she didn't doubt one word he said and the message was clear: Don't tell anyone about us or Tsukune goes down too.

"Can we please talk about this in a more private place? I don't want Tsukune to die," Moka asked softspokenly with her arm wrapped around Tsukune's. She was surprised none of the other kids caught on to their conversation yet. She supposed they were to busy getting to class and chatting with their own friends, but she didn't want to take anymore chances.

"Hn, whatever, my work is done here," the boy said about to leave.

"Wait a minute! Can you use that sword well? How about a sparring match after school?" Yusuke asked the demon.

Once again it earned him baffled looks but the boy smiled at him. A human challenging a demon to a fight he knew he couldn't win? Kurumu found that attractive in Yusuke, even if it didn't make much sense. It just confused the others.

"Whats your name kid?" the boy asked.

"Yusuke, Yusuke Yurameshi," Yusuke smirked.

"I am called Hiei, a friend of Kuramas. And I accepted your challenge," Hiei responded in return and left in a black flash that no one could keep up with.

"Yusuke, are you going to be able to handle that kind of speed?" Kurumu sounded worried as she approached him.

"Eh..." He shrugged in return as Kurumu latched onto him to give him a hug.

"Ku-Kurumu!" Moka almost yelled in protest.

"What?" She looked at Moka annoyed.

"It's not like we haven't slept together already, besides I'm a Succubus," Kurumu told her nonchalantly as if that explained why she would sleep with such an asshole, hug him and worry for him even AFTER he threatened to beat the crap out of Tsukune (her destined one) and either kill him or have him killed; and that she tried to protect just 5 minutes ago. Tsukune just kept his mouth closed as he tried to understand the perceptions of BOTH Yusuke and demons. This was a cultural shock for him.

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Later in the day...

Kagome stood by and watched Koga get the shit beat out of him with lifeless eyes. She had waited for this day for a long time, and it was in front of her many classmates. A rival for her "love" had challenged Koga...just has she planned.

Flashback:

"Give him back to me you hussy!" A wolf demon out of nowhere bombarded Kagome as she was returning to her own dorm room. She and Koga had a fight and she had a fit and ran out.

"Who are you? I don't even know you or who you are talking about!" As the wolf demon stood in front of her Kogoma put her hands up in a defensive/submitting manner.

"Koga! That's who I'm talking about!" the wolf demon put her hands on her hips.

Kagome noticed that the wolf girl looked similar to Koga in some ways. Her hair was red and in two pony tails. She had blue eyes with pointed ears. She wore a white fur cape with a small thin armor breast plate and long white fur boots. She also had on a small white fur skirt on. Kagome thought she looked cute and figured since she never wanted Koga to begin with, why be enemies? Perhaps she could keep Koga out of her life for good.

Flash back end

Little did Kagome know that Ayame had already made up a plan to get Koga back (they were ex lovers). Ayame had met this dog demon long ago, they were friends since childhood. She knew the dog demon had a crush on Kagome, so Kagome and Ayame made a plan to get the dog demon to fight for Kagome's "love" as Ayame tries to get back with Koga. Kagome wasn't particularly thrilled with the idea, she would rather remain single after having her virginity stolen by a wolf; now she has to deal with a dog? A strong one at that, considering how he is giving Koga the smack down. But Kagome was a smart girl and got "insurance" from Ayame.

Kagome watched the fight unfold, looking for her chance to attack.

The dog demon threw a right cross (straight punch from the back hand) that Koga easily slipped. Koga countered with a roundhouse kick to the dog demon's stomach. The dog demon fly back. Koga gave him no chance to recover as he followed up his attack with 3 roundhouse kicks to the head.

The dog demon spun around in the air until he broke threw a few trees. The dog demon got up and rushed Koga immediately. He threw a few jabs to to get Koga moving, then threw a straight blast (small circular punches aimed at one point on the body in a straight line) to get Koga to back up and as koga decided to counter with a front kick thats when the dog demon slipped and countered with a hook punch, cross, and another hook punch for the finish. Koga recovered rather quickly but as he flipped up he heard 'IRON REAVER SOUL STEALER' and 3 energy slashes sent him to the ground again with some relatively deep cuts across his mid section. Koga had just enough energy left to slightly sit up.

"He...hey. Can you even use that sword?" Koga was referring to the sheathed katana that hung from the dog demon's belt.

Since school had just ended both had their schools uniforms on, well, what was left of them. Other than that the dog demon had long white sliver hair that stretched down to his back with bangs that went to his chest. Dog ears rested on top of his head. Kagome thought they were cute.

"Like I need it against a weak little bitch like you. Now the wench is mine!" the dog demon replied.

'Great, another foul mouth like Yusuke...' Kagome thought as she rushed behind the dog demon with speed that surprised everyone witnessing the bout. She quickly put an ancient looking ring of beads around the dog demon's neck before he could even react to what was going on.

"Sit BOY!" Kagome yelled and the dog demon's entire body was forced to the ground...face first.

He got up.

"You BITCH!" He growled at Kagome.

"Sit BOY!" the same thing happened again.

"I'll-"

"Sit Boy!" She cut him off.

"Fuck Y-"

"Sit Boy!"

"I'll!" The dog demon was getting the hang of this game.

"Sit Boy"

"Fucking!"

"Sit boy"

"Kill!"

"SIT! SIT! SIT!" The dog demon was only able to lift up his head at this point. Blood was starting to flood every inch of his face.

"MYSELF!..." He waited for a reaction.

"Are you ready to listen now?" Kagome asked smiling as if nothing had happened at all.

If the dog demon had any anger or confusion before, he was calm now for the sake of survival.

"Yes ma'am" He said monotonly.

"Good, come with me to Koga's dorm room. We have a LOT to talk about, and clean up that mouth of yours or prepare to get your face smashed up again," Kagome order as she walked toward Koga's dorm room to get her stuff.

"Yes ma'am," was all the dog demon replied as he crawled behind her; knowing this relationship was going to be the biggest mistake of his life.

"Hey dog-boy, what was your name again?" she asked him as the crowd roared with laughter and admiration of how a simple girl pawned the S-class dog demon with one spell. The population of students figured she was a S-class witch.

"Inuyasha," he told her with no emotion.

Kagome's planned worked out perfectly. Ayame gave her the charm she was going to use on Koga to force him to fall in love with her. But Kagome suggested she just heal him up if Inuyasha kicked Koga's ass, and feelings might develop from there. Kagome knew she needed somebody to protect her from getting raped and Yusuke would most likely rape her far more violently than Koga did, Kuwabara wasn't her type (even for protection purposes), and Tsukune was far too weak, but admirably brave; had they lived in a normal school she would have asked him out, perhaps it wasn't too late since this relationship with Inuyasha was just a farce to begin with.

Regardless, Kagome felt good for the 1st time since she came to this nightmare of a school: her raper had been brought to justice in the most lieutenant way known to man (so no vengeance on his part), she has a new protector who SHE can control, and he kicks ass way better than Koga (more attractive as well). To top it off, her classmates thinks she is a witch, which can also come in handy if someone catches her scent and thinks she's human. Witches and wizards normally do smell human. They are humans after all, with an affinity for magic.

Her next mission was to fine Kuwabara, Yusuke, and Tsukune to make sure they were alright and see if they needed protection, or extra protection. No human deserved to go through what she went through in this school, not even Yusuke.

Chap End

Author note: Yea, im back. It's been a while, I know. Its finally summer again so I can concentrate on my fanfics. Please continue to review and critisize.