Misukai
A/N: so just like i promised here is the bonus chapter! And umm plz review dearies. now read, Enjoy and REVIEW!1
I have no idea how the hell this had happened but… I have no other choice than saying it to you guys. Sasuke Uchiha asked me out.
After giving him my millionth dumbfounded look I asked,
"Can you repeat that?"
He gave me another sigh and looked at me as if I annoyed the heck out of him (which I actually did) he said for the thousandth of time,
"Sakura Haruno, will you, please, dump that blonde boyfriend of yours and date me instead?" and once again my chin was on the floor, I mean ground.
"!" I yelled. This can't be happening! "The world! It is coming to an end!"
"Look, Sakura I know that it is kind of weird," after seeing my expression he sighed and said "ok, maybe really weird and creepy for you, but will you please go on a date with me?" he said with pleading eyes that scared the fudge-muffin out of me. After five more minutes of pointless screaming at last I regained control of myself.
"Look teme, I never really liked you and I doubt that I will so I WOULD RATHER GO OUT WITH LEE INSTEAD OF YOU AND BESIDES I ALREADY HAVE A BOYFRIEND SO YOU FUCKING IDIOT CAN GO BACK TO YOUR LITTLE EMO CORNER AND YOU CAN GO AND SULK THERE! GOT IT?" the girl yelled.
Far away at the Hokage tower
"…GOT IT?" a certain white haired ero-sensei heard.
Ah, he thought, must be Sakura freaking out.
Where our heroine is
Suddenly a boy with a green jumpsuit came yelling
"WOULD YOU REALLY GO OUT WITH ME SAKURA-CHAN?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I yelled. "FROM WHERE THE HELL DID YOU POP OUT? I WON'T GO OUT WITH ANYONE YOU FREAKS! AND AS I SAID ALL OF YOU GUYS GO TO YOUR LITTLE EMO CORNERS AND GO AND SULK THERE!" and with that I ran to the forest to have a little piece of peace.
Until…
"Ooh! Hey there Miss Perfect. I was wondering if I can write about you in my book so you would live forever. And also I was wondering if I can at least draw you in it so you would be forever young!" an ero-sannin told me. Before my jaw was on the ground for the millionth time a certain big-chested blond came running.
"Jiraya you pervert! I thought I told you if you will ask a teen to go to a hotel and do some hell knows what I would kick you to your grave that I dug up yesterday and I'll build a toilet on it!" then Tsunade looked at me and smiled sheepishly. "Excuse me for my former teammate's rudeness dear but-"
"OROCHIMARU? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?" I yelled.
"JIRAYA AREN'T YOU A PERVERT? AND THEY SAY THAT I AM THE PEDOPHILE! YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO LEAD AN INNOSENT TEEN TO A HOTEL!"
WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING TODAY? FIRST SASUKE ASKED ME OUT THEN LEE POPPED OUT OF NOWHERE THEN JIRAYA PULLING THE SUGGESTIVE SCENE AFTERWARDS TSUNADE SHOWING UP AND BEATING HIM AND FINALLY, OROCHIMARU SAYING THAT THIS WHITEHEAD IS THE PEDOPHILE NOT HIM! CAN THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?
Luckily for me it didn't rain (phew, I had enough of cliché today). Instead Tsunade was acting all weird. Let me show you.
Pumping her fist in the air she yelled:
"Sakura Haruno! Will you be my apprentice so you can beat the hell out of this perverted man?"
Oooooooookay, how the hell does she know my name?
Who cares dumbass she just asked if you want to be her apprentice! And besides maybe she is just drunk. Now go and play your role honey, you'll get rewarded for it.
Maybe she is right.
Pumping my fist, too in the air I yelled:
"I accept your challenge, Lady-soon-to-be-Hokage!"
Okay, do you guys think that you can't imagine the picture? Then just picture Lee and Guy talking about youth and add some flames on the background. There you have it, now all you have to do is replace the whole Lee and Guy thingies and put Tsunade and Sakura there.
Done, good job guys.
"Now for me to go and find Naruto/Sasuke so I can have an apprentice, too," said Orochimaru and Jiraya in unison, following the slug sannin and her newly-found student's pose.
"SAKURA-CHAN YOU LOOK SO YOUTHFUL IN THAT POSE!"
The end.
Okkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. I hope this was funny… and random. Can't believe that I am totally single now… after 5 months of dating, I found out that he DOUBLE-DATES! That son of a *beep*, go to *beep*, can't *beep*! Umm sorry for the swearing it is just that I still have feelings for that teme. Ugh. So anyways guys please vote if Misukai should have a happy ending or a sad ending. And if Sakura should steal a kinjutsu or kill the Hokage.
Love,
Cherry
Nah, call me Egshi.
Love,
Egshi.