Misukai
A/N: okaaaaaaay, sorry guys for that, umm last note. You see I haven't figured out what Sakura could use. I actually only plan the plot and the other details are always un-planned. So anyways *dodges a fork from Hidan*
Hey! Watch it!
Hidan: Or what?
Me: Or my readers will blow the shit out of you then I'll give you back to Pain-sama and Kakuzu. You know what they promised to do to you, and if you don't I have a friend to tell everything to you, ne Nomio-chan?
Hidan: Yeah right. The readers are fucking angry with you for putting this freaking story on Hiatus.
Me: For your information, I put some Deisaku here, so my dear readers won't kill me. (Right? Puppy eyes)
Hidan: Then the fucking Justin Bieber fan-girls?
Me: Do I have them but if I do, I'm truly sorry, for the little bash. (You must squint your eyes really hard)
Me: Well, enough rambling. Do your job.
Hidan: Cherryqueen567 doesn't own Naruto or their characters and please feel free to fucking read this crap and leave a fucking comment; flames are welcome but half heartedly. Feel free to also critic her fucking lame grammar.
Word count: 1949
Flashback or thoughts
Action
Author's Note
Flashback thinking
Lyrics (please, I wrote them by hearing the song, so it might have some mistakes)
CHAPTER 10
Shit… I do not know the freaking answers.
Shit.
Shit.
Shit.
"Shit," I whispered.
Only then did I notice the little clay butterfly.
Dei, I thought.
The wings became like a little book and I saw that there were words crafted on its paper-thin wings.
"Now," I acted as if I was talking to myself. "Question number 1…"
The boy beside me, Shikamaru I recognized, looked at me as if I was crazy, but after seeing the butterfly he gave me an appreciative smirk and did his own work.
Shikamaru's POV
Is that a clay butterfly? Now then isn't it interesting…
Flashback
I was going to visit Asuma-sensei; he told me that he bought a new board game. Before I went into his house I heard him talking to another man.
"...that girl just won't stop surprising me!" the mysterious man almost screamed.
"Now, now Kakashi, you mean that Sakura is friends or maybe more than friends with an Akatsuki? That sounds as if you're telling me to read one of your perverted books!"
Shikamaru had to snicker at that, but thank god that he was a ninja so he didn't… but who the hell or rather what the hell is Akatsuki?
"Not just an Akatsuki, yeah it is a gang with many powerful nuke-nin but we are talking about Deidara and Sakura here," Kakashi was rambling like a woman who is getting ready for her marriage
"You mean the terrorist bomber kid?"
Did he just say a kid? I thought.
It didn't seem to make sense. How could a terrorist-
My thoughts were invaded when the adults started speaking again.
"Yeah, Deidara from Iwa, age 14. I heard them talking-"I stopped listening to the adults and went to the nearest book store.
I need to search the bingo book.
End of Flashback
Now, everything fell into place. The clay butterfly, the fire in the pinkette's eyes… no, Sakura can't be a traitor! It so does not make sense!
As if on cue, the pinkette whispered,
"Thanks Deidara-kun," then somehow glanced at me and I knew that I was in trouble as soon as I saw that evil twinkle in her eyes.
Sakura's POV
Shit, I got freaking caught. Now, not only does Kakashi know about my relationship with Deidara, Shikamaru does, too. I hate cooking and yet, they make me bake that damn cake, but the cake can wait, after all we do have the Forbidden Forest right?
XOXOXO
After making sure that Ino doesn't use her mind transferring jutsu, I was just hoping that Naruto and Sas-gay would make up through the second part of the exam.
"Now, the final 10th question. The ones who wish to ditch or simply leave the Exam, this is your chance."
Some of the Genin said sorry to their teammates and left with them. But then I see Naruto struggling with himself. Come on, Naruto, it is just Ibiki being Ibiki. You can go thr-
Before I could finish my thought Naruto's hand was up in the air and when he caught Konoha's best interrogator's attention simply yelled.
"BRING IT ON!"
My ears hurt really bad, but, hell, WE FREAKING PASSED!
Right now I was ready to jump five feet above the ground, but because I got better news! Guess what, Dei-kun sent me a message!
Meet me after at your house
Your little bomber
I got to see him!
"YEESSS!" I somehow yelled with perfect timing, by the way no sarcasm there. It seems that I yelled out exactly when our dear Ibiki Morino explained why we graduated the exam. So basically, I got no "WTF/what the fuck?" looks. I got some strange faces for being so loud, though.
After exiting the building I was going to run to Sakura-san's house as fast as I can, only to be stopped by a teme.
"What do you need now?" I whispered with venom dripping from it.
"You cheated, right?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY? SAKURA-CHAN CHEATED?" Naruto yelled.
"Yes, I did, now lemme goooo!" I was trying to run but Sas-gay was still holding me. Damn, fuck him.
Then a really nice song came into my mind while I started singing it.
"Look inside,
Look inside your tiny mind and look a bit harder,
'Cuz you're so uninspired,
So sick I'm tired
I've oughta hate you get harder
So you say,
It's not a cay to be gay
Well, I think you're just evil
You're just some racist
Who can't talk my laces.
Your point of view is medieval.
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cuz we hate what you do
And we hate you whole crew
So you please don't stay in touch.
Fuck you, fuck you very, very much
'Cuz your words don't translate-"
"Sakura, what kind of a song is that?" Sas-gay asked.
"A song that totally describes you. Now, will you please let me go so I can go to my date that is apparently waiting for me at my house?" it seems that I caught him off-guard, so I ran like hell.
Whose eyesight was not so good, would only see a blur of pink and red.
Sasuke's POV
"Huh?"
Where is she? Why is she so fast? What did she say?
"… Now will you please let me go so I can go to my date that is apparently waiting for me at my house?"
Oh yeah!
"Naruto! Let's go Sakura's house to spy on her and on her so called date!" I yelled as I ran to the Haruno manor.
Naruto, who was still laughing, was right next to me on the roofs after 2 seconds.
"What is so funny?" I barked at him.
"Well, considering the fact that a girl, who was your fan-girl, suddenly sang a beautiful song that really does describe you and sais 'fuck you' then actually it's nothing," he grinned.
That, that pink-haired bitch, she said I'm gay.
"Oh, and she said you're gay, are you?" Naruto asked.
"WHAT? I'm not gay!" I yelled.
"Being in denial is-"
"SHUT UP!"
We reached her room's window as we shut up.
I saw a flash of black and red. Hmm, didn't Sakura say that he is a blond?
Then I understood that it was a cloak and indeed there was a blond. He had a high ponytail and a certain part of his hair was covering his face. He is tall; I'll give him that… wait, why can't I hear something?
"Sasuke! You hear something?" Naruto whisper-yelled.
In return I just shook my head, but when I looked back at the window I saw them kiss!
Normal POV
OMG! My first kiss!
I blushed bright red after the kiss. Thank God we didn't french.
Then suddenly out of nowhere Dei said,
"You know we're being watched, right?" he smirked. Shit, fan-girl moment.
"Yeah, that egotistical prick Sas-gay Uchiha" Deidara started laughing.
"What? I say that most of the time."
"Sas-gay! Hahaha! I have – Hahaha – to use that towards Itachi, yeah!" he said between his laughs, but in the end recovered.
"Ne, Sakura-chan, this is my partner and my danna, Akasuna no Sasori," he said as a certain redhead came into view.
"Konnichiwa, I'm Sakura Haruno-"
"Deidara's girlfriend, I know. He told me already," he said in a monotone voice.
At that me and the blond blushed a little.
"But, I certainly can't believe that he wasn't lying about the pink hair. Also, he said that you are an artist. Please, be kind to tell me your point of view of true art," Gods, he was making me a bit nervous… like I'm talking to Itachi-san.
"Well, I and Deidara-kun consider art as fleeting," I answered earning an 'hmmm' from him.
Okay, enough of this!
Sasuke's POV
Who is that Gaara-like guy over there? Why is he wearing the same cloak as that blond? And why on Earth is Sakura coming this way?
"Uh oh," I mumbled as she opened her window.
"SAS-GAY! GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I CALL SOMEONE IN A GREEN JUMPSUIT SO HE CAN ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!OH, A BETTER IDEA! I'LL KICK YOU IN THE BALLS SO HARD THAT YOU'LL START SINGING LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER!"
"Who is Justin Bieber?" everyone asked.
"A really not so nice singer who I really hate, now, he doesn't matter to you anyways. GET THE FUCK !" she shrieked.
Oops, I hope Itachi's ears are okay, don't want to kill a deaf person, now do we?
"Sakura-chan, calm down, yeah. Besides, Sasori-danna and I have a mission nearby, yeah. We'll try to come and help on your second exam okay?" what the hell is wrong with his speech?
"You have a funny accent," I absent-mindedly said.
BOOM!
I received immediately 2 blows, from Sakura and her boyfriend. But they didn't leave major damages, some bruises that's all.
A warning, I understood.
"It is not an accent, yeah. Just a habit," he sounded serious. "You really are Itachi's otouto."
My ears picked up the word Itachi fast.
Suddenly I leapt up to interrogate him but he was gone. The bastard was standing next to my Sakura.
…
…
… My Sakura?
I must be going crazy.
He gave her a quick peck and left.
"Goodbye, Sakura. It was nice to meet you," the redhead said. God he sounded like Itachi.
"Ja ne Sasori-san! It was nice to meet you, too. And please, do watch for my little blond artist."
And then the remaining intruder left right when Sakura's mom entered the room.
"Sakura!" she looked at us. "Good, you guys are here, too. Kakashi or someone like that, you know your team head, got poisoned!"
"What?" we screamed.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! Kakashi-kun can't die! How could my beloved Kakashi-kun die? I still haven't confessed to him yet.
Normal POV
MUAHAHAHAHA! That is what you get for butting into my business!
"Why are you staring at me like that?" I asked. Hey, it isn't so easy when someone is staring at you.
"You look rather… happy," he hesitated.
"So? Does it even matter to you?" I got a questioning look from Haruno-san.
"As a teammate, yes-"
"As a person, no," I gave him a look that clearly said that the conversation was over.
"Anyways, I think we should check him out. Ittekimasu!" I yelled out before jumping out from the window and started walking to the hospital.
"SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto yelled at me.
"What?"
"You're walking to the wrong way!"
Oops. I guess he is right; after all I haven't visited the Hospital, since I got here.
I laughed nervously and ran to him and quickly said a lame excuse that was even worse than Kakashi's.
"So, Sakura how did you exactly cheated on the exam?" Sas-gay asked. Well, I think I can tell him. He does know about me and Dei, right?
"Dei-kun helped me," I answered simply.
"Ugh," I held out the butterfly and on its wings were crafted only one word.
"Dumbasses," Sas-gay and Naruto read aloud and then the creature flew high to the sky as I shot an explosive kunai with it and then…
BANG!
"Isn't it beautiful?" I asked my teammates.
Naruto was just staring while Sas-gay was looking at me. A question in his gaze: "Who are you?"
I shrugged and told them that it would be better to go to the hospital.
…
…
…
In midway, I realized that my consciousness was slipping away from me. I became light headed. And then I heard a voice.
Who are you?
It said. Immediately I knew who it was.
It was the infamous Sakura Haruno.
A/N: and our dear Sasuke-kun said that he isn't gay. MUAHAHAHHAHAHHA!*dodges a fork from another reader* Nomio-chan hold that bastard down!
Nomio-chan: I'm not your dog.
Me: You little bitch.
Nomio-chan *rolls her eyes*
Me: Anyways, guys, I introduce you all to Nomio-chan who is my BFF of course I have my Rima-chan as a BFF, too. She (Nomio-chan) has an account on . And I think I can give you all a hint, she is a NaruSaku fan ;) Anyways, Hidan is asleep so Nomio-chan gets the honor.
Nomio-chan: Cherryqueen567 will update soon, apparently she is a bit busy with Princess of Ice, Broken Wings, and a Harry Potter and Naruto 'crossover' all of those stories aren't published yet, and Princess of Ice never will be published as a fanfiction, because of the fact that it is a book. And please review.