Disclaimer: Ich besitzen nichts!
Ja sein Deutsch, leben mit es. Obviously it's wrong.
As you can see, I'm using a English to German dictionary.
The disclaimer apparently says, "I'm nuts!" ... -.-' It was supposed to say, "I own nothing!"
Onward.
Malik's POV
I wake up, almost screaming when I noticed Mariku in my bed but remembering last night. Now wake up!
Malik: Wake up!
Mariku: Nnn... Hikari-mine Malik?
Malik: Yes, now. get. up!
He got up and dragged him into the kitchen where Ishizu and Shadi-SHADI! NOT THE DAMNED TURBAN DUDE! AAHH!
Malik: What the fucking hell are you DOING in MY house?.!
Ishizu: Malik, watch your mouth.
Malik: Yes sir, I mean it.
Oh Ra she's giving me that look before she-RUN!
Malik: AH! I MEANT MAM!
Shadi: Please unhand your brother in front of me.
Odeon: No wedgies in the kitchen.
Ow, for once, I'm happy for Shadi. AH! I'VE BEEN CORRUPTED BY-Oh wait, Mariku's just got his hand down the front of my pants and they're all looking at me weird-WAIT! MARIKU HAS HIS HAND DOWN MY PANTS! GET OUT!
Malik: GET OUT!
Mariku: Hikari-MINE.
AHHH! WHY ME?.!
Malik: BLOODSUCKINGDAMNED-!
Mariku: Coo... HUGGY!
Ishizu: Aw! They're bonding!
Malik: Ah.. Can't.. Breathe...
Shadi: Um, Mariku's sufficating him.
Thank Ra for Shadi right now, ooh, running out of air.. All goes black..
Odeon: Oh dear...
KBF (old name): Anyone think I should write a story about Malik's childhood, except Mariku is his younger twin brother? A bit crazy brother? Any ideas about something like that? I've been having the same dream for three days when I'm sleeping during the day (cat naps) and another one every night (real sleep).
Bakura: Review!
IMG: Anyone else realize I wrote short chapters? And I was (am) too perverted for my own psychotic good?