Disclaimer: Ich besitzen nichts!

Ja sein Deutsch, leben mit es. Obviously it's wrong.

As you can see, I'm using a English to German dictionary.

The disclaimer apparently says, "I'm nuts!" ... -.-' It was supposed to say, "I own nothing!"

Onward.

Mariku's POV

I was just showing hikari-mine how much I love him. Why'd he fall over?

Mariku: Why hikari-mine fall?

Ishizu: You hugged him too tight. Be gentle.

Icky, gentle about what?

Mariku: Icky, gentle with what?

Ishizu: Ew! Don't think like that Mariku!

It's not Mariku's fault. Hikari-Malik-mine have those icky naked magizines. I had nothing to do.

Ishizu: Stay here, I'll be right back.

Mariku: Ok Ishiu.

She looked at me weird. What does Mariku keep doing wrong?.! WAH!

Malik's POV

I just woke up and I see Mariku crying next to me. Time for work.

Malik: What's wrong?

Mariku: What's Mariku doing wrong?.! Everyone always looks at Mariku funny and Mariku sad!

Oh Ra, I didn't know he felt like that. I patted him on the back, telling him sweet things. Then Ishizu walked in.

Ishizu: Here's Mariku's medication.

She handed me to bottle of a liquid and one bottle of pills.

Malik: Ok.

I spoon fed him the liquid and then almost had to force a pill down his throat. Then I really looked at him. He looked calm, almost peaceful, sitting and staring at the floor.

Mariku: Thank you Malik.

He just said my name right again and doesn't even look deranged. Geez, how long's it been since we've given him this stuff?

Malik: No problem.

He's giving me this look again.

Mariku: You've never talked to me like I'm human.

That's because you never acted human.

Malik: Only because you never acted that way.

Mariku: I'm sorry. I'm going to bed now.

Malik: Good night.

Mariku: Same for you.

He went upstairs and I continued to sit stupified on the floor.

Ishizu: It's time for bed you know.

Ah! How'd she get there?

Malik: Ah!

Ishizu: A bit jumpy aren't we? Why don't I fix that..

She's bending down toward me and-HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE JUST STUCK HER HAND DOWN THE FRONT OF MY PANTS! What is she-ahhh... Oh Ra, this feels great... Wait, she's my sister! Ahhhh, who cares...

Ishizu: Feel good Malik?

Malik: Oh Ra yes...

She's pumping me like Mariku was doing to Bakura and I can feel myself coming. Oh Ra... Ohhh...

Malik: AH!

Ishizu: Well, that was satifying.

Then, she left me with a white spot in the front of my pants.

Odeon: Dun dun duuuuuun!

IMG: ...oh my god. I was sick. Beyond ALL means. (shock twitch twitch) Ew...