My Angel is the Centerfold
Shego sighed as the checkout line at the local Smarty Mart moved slower than Drakken on a good day. Bored out of her skull Shego had been skimming through every magazine at the kiosk she was stuck waiting by when a Zazium magazine caught her eye. Grinning like a piranha Shego plucked it up and gazed at the scantily glad twin girls on the cover. Flipping it open she slowly stroked, pinched, rubbed, and flipped through the pages of very, very hot girls. Moving back to the centerfold she slowly unfolded it and her blood ran cold as the hottest girl in the world lay there looking back at her. The girl lay there on black sheets her flaming red hair a sharp contrast to the sheets. She lay on her side only wearing a strategically placed arm and leg. Half torn between becoming a drooling imbecile and an ice statue the only thought in Shego's head was, my angel is the centerfold!"
When Shego recovered from her daze she found herself outside the store bad and receipt in one hand and the other clutched the magazine. Shaking her head she raced to her car tossing the bad and magazine into the back seat through the open window. Then she slid over the hood and making a sharp u-turn she slid into the driver's seat through the window. She tore out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell. Racing through the city only stopping when there was a red light or a stop sign she was halfway home when a familiar pattern of red and blue appeared in her rearview mirror accompanied by a familiar tune. Pulling to the side her fingers drummed on the steering wheel as the officer slowly approached the window. Desperate to avoid a parking ticket she pulled out the magazine and as soon as the officer appeared she held it out and said, "my angel is the centerfold."
"Move along," the officer said waving her on, knowing that keeping the woman here would be a bad idea. She was short of breath, her pupils were dilating, and she was sweating, she had also developed a bad twitch. With a nod of thanks she floored it out of there. Walking back to the car he opened the passenger door and slid in, all the while ignoring his partner's stare. Digging under his seat he came up with his own Zazium magazine and tossed it to his partner and said, "her girlfriend is the centerfold." She nodded and flipped open to the centerfold while he put in an all-points bulletin that Shego was not to be stopped.
"I always thought that they would go great together." His partner said as she flicked off the lights and merged with traffic.
Shego had finally reached her apartment and tore up the stairs not trusting the elevator's slowness. Once she reached the top floor and burst into the penthouse she rushed to the bedroom and was stopped cold. All the blood rushed to her head and began to leak out her nose as a familiar sight caught her eye. Opening the magazine she unfolded the centerfold and looked back up, yep right down to the hair covering her left eye. Making a 'come hither' motion Kim managed to pull Shego up to the bed all the while smiling seductively up at her girlfriend.
"I love photography; I earned ten thousand for that one photo, and for the obvious purpose of you getting to see it." With that Kim pulled out several Zazium magazines from under the bed and opened a few, even though some of them were a bit sticky. "I also love these things and may have proved it more than you on a few issues. However, I will always love you more." Kim gave Shego a kiss and spoke the magic words, "now are you going to join me or what." Shego broke a personal record that day of saying nothing, but the bare minimum of words necessary to get about the day. The bare minimum was a bit flexible when it came to Kim and Shego's personal time as they both had a habit of being real screamers, even though one of them was supposed to be an angel.