Replaceable

A.N. Okay folks I am happy to see that some of you are taking the anonyomus review seriously, however for the question i received, 'Kim dealt with his Ron-ness every single day in the series. Why would she suddenly get sick of it?'

Well bit of a story that the most important thing to remember is that this is fanfiction and therefore anyone can mess with anything, also that is the only way the story can go forward, and finally what if someone actually dated someone like this in real life it would either have to be real-honest-to-goodness-soul-mate-love or the person with the coupons would be walking home from the first date. I am always happy to answer any questions you may have. You got one just drop me a reviewl.

Ron Stoppable yelped as another suitcase was hurled at him by his girlfriend Kim and at the rate she was going it was soon going to be ex-girlfriend. "Come on Kim can't we just talk this out."

"Oh, no you're not getting out of this one Ron Stoppable, "Kim snarled and hurled the last suitcase at Ron and it hit with a satisfying thud. "I am through with this, this, I can't even began to describe this crazy relationship we had."

"Awesome comes to mind," Ron said picking himself up from the ground and rubbing his chest.

"No it wasn't. You are an embarrassment to take anywhere between the kid's menu, the stupid coupons, and your general Ron-ness while cute is not something I want to deal with every day. I don't even know why I thought that dating you would be a good idea." Kim threw her hands to the heavens and Ron opened his mouth and promptly inserted his foot into the hole of doom.

"I'm a great guy and friend and it was better than playing the fields." Kim shot him a death glare the likes of which the world had never seen, least of all Ron Stoppable.

"I wish I had kept playing both fields until I found someone who was more compatible, but the only other one I considered got landed in jail again and so I was left with you."

"Look Kim can't we just go back inside and talk about this I'm sure that once you've calmed down this will all seem like a big mistake." Once again foot goes in mouth.

"The only mistake here Stoppable is you and what you did with Yori in the car that I bought for you." Ron stared up at Kim in shock and she smirked down at him. "Oh yeah you thought I didn't know about you meeting up with Yori well I do Stoppable, I do."

"Come on Kim Yori really loves me I can't just let her go," the minute Ron Stoppable was born he had his foot in his mouth sadly he never outgrew that habit.

"If she really loved you she would gladly stood aside and I get the feeling that she would have if you had been honest with here as well." Just then a cab pulled up and the driver honked the horn. "Better hurry up Ron, call up Yori and she if she's home, now get going before your taxi leaves." Ron was desperate to get back into Kim's good graces and threw out a half-cocked excuse out.

"Come on Kim out of all the people you've dated you choose me doesn't that mean anything to you."

"Oh, it did at one point Ron," the use of his first name encouraged him and Kim's second stroke struck him down. "Now however, you are nothing more than a waste of space."

"Come on Kim we've been together for years and there is no one else like me I'm irreplaceable." Kim laughed openly at that while Ron looked dumbstruck and the cabbie munched on his popcorn, enjoying the show which he knew was about to get even better.

"First off thank goodness that you're unique and second, irreplaceable, I don't think so. I could have another you in a minute. In fact she'll be here in a minute."

"She? you mean the only other person you picked who ended up in jail. Come on Kim this woman is obviously a criminal and you're a hero it just wouldn't work."

"Best friends sometimes don't make the best couples either Ronald and look where we are now. Besides she may have committed a variety of crimes, but she unlike you is an honest person and a good soul."

"Good how can she be good, she's a criminal," Ron screeched and a voice behind him made Kim smile and Ron whip around.

"At least I'm not a cheater unlike some people I know. I dedicate my time to higher pursuits such as bar fights, making sure that people know not to fuck with me, and teaching people why it's a bad idea to take advantage of others. To someone with a brain as small as yours that means disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, verbal assault, and being a vigilante."

Standing there was a tall African-American woman with a buzz cut, blue jeans, and a white wife beater. "Sam,"

"Hey Kim baby, what's shaking," Samantha Road smiled up at her girlfriend.

"Just tossing out some trash, come on in." Samantha smiled and walked right past Ron and up the stairs and grabbed Kim in a hug and kissed her so passionately that Kim was momentarily stunned until she saw Ron's face.

"You did that to mess with his head didn't you," Kim smirked up at her girlfriend.

"Duh, and I really missed you baby," The two of them turned and walked inside leaving Ron out in the cold and after about five minutes of Ron standing there like a statue the cabby decided that it was probably best to hurry up in case another fair came up. Leaning on the horn Ron was shaken out of his stupor and grabbed his three suitcases and shuffled into the back seat and put his foot in his mouth again.

"Could you please take me to this address as quick as you can," Ron held out a slip of paper and the cabby took it and returned it with a grin. The cab jumped from zero to sixty in three point five and in less than twenty minutes they were outside a townhouse. As Ron got out the cabby told him to leave the luggage and retrieve it later just in case the girl he was here to see was not in. Of course the cabby also had an ulterior motive and laughed as Ron was chased out by an angry ninja.

"I know a good hotel you could stay at," the cabby said as he merged with traffic. "So was it as bad as it seemed?" He might have only caught the tail-end of the conversation when he pulled up, but having people yell it made it easier to her.

"She said she might forgive me in time, but only after I show that I am truly sorry and if I don't fix this then she will replace me."

"That's why you always got to be honest," the cabby chuckled as they neared the hotel. Everything was always funny when it wasn't happening to you and out of all the things he had seen this moment had been the funniest.