Ch. 8: Drago Burned Up
In the courtyard, Hsi Wu and Colleen were discussing their wedding plans.
"I'm so excited that we're getting married," Colleen ecstatically said.
"Shall we see Niagara Falls, my Pet?" Hsi Wu said while rubbing his hands.
Colleen meowed for him like a cat.
"I just need to go and see if your dinner's ready," Colleen said as she left for the kitchen.
"This is perfect," Hsi Wu muttered to himself, "I'll have a permanent servant and wife once Colleen and I tie the knot. This could be the start of my new harem."
"Start of your what?" Drago yelled as he came into the courtyard.
Hsi Wu quickly turned and saw Drago behind him, looking steamed.
"Drago, is something wrong?" he said with a nervous grin, "Is this about Colleen not going with you to the dance?"
"No! This is about you taking advantage of her while she's under a spell!" he yelled angrily, "You've been using her as a servant for the past two days! Now you want to turn her into a harem girl!"
"I plan on making her my chief wife."
Drago gritted his teeth and growled. Then he took a deep breath and unleashed his dragon fire onto his uncle. Hsi Wu luckily dodged it. He hid behind the fountain shaking like a leaf.
"Drago, lets cool down and talk about this!" he tried to reason him.
Drago already threw fireballs while trying to draw him out. Colleen came with a food tray full of slimy, green slugs while wearing an apron when she saw what Drago is doing and gasped. She waves her hands to make the water in the fountain float over Drago and splash it over him, Hsi Wu, and the courtyard.
"Drago!" Colleen screamed.
"Colleen?" Drago said with his eyes wide in fear.
"What were you doing to my Sweetie-wu?"
"Colleen, he's not your Sweetie-wu. Last week, you said he's the rotten little brother you hope to never have. You only like because Froggo hit you with a love spell."
"This potion is making me see Hsi Wu in a new light!"
Colleen grabs Drago by the shirt and angrily lifts her right fist, ready to hit him When Uncle, Wong, and Ice ran into the courtyard.
"Colleen, stop! You're not yourself!" Ice cried.
"Quickly! Open the vile and blow!" Uncle told Wong.
Wong quickly opened the vile and blew brown vapors at Colleen, making her let go of Drago. She got down on her knees and held her head.
"Colleen!" Hsi Wu called as he ran to her and held her.
"I'm okay," Colleen said as she got up.
"I'm so glad. Give your Sweetie-wu a big smoochie so he can make it all better."
Colleen opened her eyes wide open to what he said and got angry.
"What did you say?" she yelled while tightening her fists.
Hsi Wu got nervous as she grabbed him by the shoulders.
"Okay, Colleen!" he said nervously, "W-w-we can take our relationship slow."
Colleen threw him to the wall, leaving Hsi Wu hurt and dazed after making an impression on the wall.
"She's back to normal," Drago and Uncle both say.