Kim the Womanizer
Kim Possible is many things and all of them are good, however, Kim has one secret that only her closest friends know. Her one weakness is women, everyday Kim is surrounded by some of the most beautiful women in the world and she just can't say no.
A.N. Hey everyone special thanks go out to two good people. Thanks to BloodAuthor who gave me two seperate ideas which I combined into one. So this is something like a dedication. Also big, big thanks to EnterpriseCV-6 for reviewing and pointing out that I did spell Tara's name wrong. So thanks again to these two wonderful people and remember if you have a question or see something that doesn't add up please let me know, I am far from perfect.
A.N. The Second As you all know I have the summary page at the start of my tales collections. I have a new thought since one day it will take hours to scroll down those list I will now put individual summaries at the start of every story and save the summary page for A.N.s unless I have a specific reason for adding an A.N. to each story.
Kim walked through the halls of Middleton High shyly watching all the girls as she passed by. Whenever one would catch her gaze she would blush and turn away only to move her head slightly to take another peak at the girls before moving out of sight. The girls she did that to giggled and watched Kim pass by small smiles on their faces. None of them realized that Kim was supporting a grin of her own. That is all girls, but one.
"Kim the Womanizer, so who are you going to date today?" Kim glanced up and saw her best girlfriend standing by her locker. She ran up and gave Monique a hug, Monique was Kim's friend and her lover sometimes. The two just liked hanging out and Monique was Kim's only girlfriend who wasn't a date and drop.
"Come on Monique you know I can't help it, I just see a woman and I act like Ron,"
"Hey!" Kim ignored Ron's protest as he had just turned and tried to pick up two girls walking along the hallway.
"I really can't help it and it doesn't help that I just became the captain of the squad. Surrounded by beautiful women in small tops and short skirts." Kim and Ron leaned back to back and let out identical sighs of joy. Monique rolled her eyes at the antics of her best friends and snapped her fingers in front of their faces.
"You know Kim one day you are going to get into so much trouble and I do hope you realize that you can't keep this up forever. Now we better get to class before Barkin comes down on us." That snapped the two out of their trance as they all rushed off too Barkin's class.
Once the day was over Kim seemed to be even more distracted then she was earlier and there were no pretty girls around this time, except for Monique of course, but that was a different matter. "Okay girlfriend spill, what's got you so worked up?" Monique crossed her arms and leaned against a locker.
"I've been thinking about what you said and I've decided to take every cheerleader out on a date." Kim said ignoring the jaw drops that Monique and Ron were staring at her with. "I figure that at least one of them might be potential girlfriend material and they're the best place to start. Oops, speaking of which it's time for practice wish me luck." With that Kim tore off down the hall while Ron and Monique still stared after her in shock.
"Okay team great practice and before we finish I have one last announcement. In order to get to know you all better every night until I've met with all of you I would like to meet you all individually. This will give me a chance to get to know all of you a lot better and if there are no objections I would like to start with you Tara." The other cheerleaders caught off guard and touched by the gesture agreed quickly.
"You know what they say B, save the best for last, I can call you B right?" Kim asked resting her chin in her hands as she sat across from Bonnie.
"Sure whatever, but how were you able to afford all this?" Bonnie gestured around at the expensive restaurant and the balcony seating.
"Well some of the people I helped set up an account before I could object and Wade took the money and invested it, I swear that kid has some insider information because a few months later we suddenly had double the money in the account. I of course made Wade donate a large chunk of it to various charities and told him to use it for financing the team and saving some for a rainy day. This may not be a rainy day, but you are totally worth it."
"Well, thanks," Bonnie blushed lightly as the simple praise.
"So not the drama, after all it's not every night that I get to take out such a beautiful and powerful woman, such as you." Bonnie blinked rapidly, but felt herself warming up to Possible and before she knew it they had spent that entire evening talking and Kim managed to shyly con a kiss out of Bonnie.
"You have that I'm in love look Bonnie," Tara said smiling at her friend. Bonnie shook herself off before turning to her fellow cheerleader.
"Sorry Tara, it's just that… last night… with Kim…"
"You realized that you just called her Kim right," Tara laughed at her friends shocked look. "Hope and I went through the aftershock as well if it helps."
"So everyone got a romantic date out of her then?" Everyone nodded at Bonnie all of them smiling happily as they remembered their own night.
"Hmm, I have a feeling that Kim is looking for a steady girlfriend and that if she can't find one here she'll just move on." Everyone turned and stared at Tara in shock, surprised at the Blonde's insight.
"Oh really," Bonnie began an evil smirk beginning to take hold, "well I have an idea of how we can show Kim why cheerleaders are never to be used as practice."
"Kim we need to talk," Bonnie said leading the other cheerleaders out of the locker room and to where Kim was sitting with her friends waiting for her squad to get ready for practice.
"Sure Bonnie what's your ish?"
"Actually Kim it's more your ish. Last night, I can honestly, say was fantastic and I really enjoyed it and wouldn't mind doing it again. However, in order to date all of us there will be no more womanizing, deal?"
"Sure B I… wait what!" Kim's jaw dropped as Monique and Ron fell back laughing so hard that tears streamed down their eyes.
"You hear me K, you seem to have forgotten that cheerleaders are at the top of the ladder and not to be used for practice and it will be fun keeping you running between us. Don't worry we are going to be cruel I'm sure we can actually enjoy this." With that all the cheerleaders came up one by one and gave Kim a deep kiss and walked towards the center of the gym adding a little sway to their hips.
"Bonnie… why?" Kim asked the other girl after racking her brain for an answer.
"I really had a good time last night and so did everyone else on their dates, we didn't think it would be fair that one of us would claim you and the others would have to watch every day so we came up with this. If it's okay with you," Bonnie blushed slightly before giving Kim a surprisingly gentle kiss.
"Of course it is Bonnie, I just wanted to make sure that it was okay with all of you. I'm just surprised I didn't take the time to consider the consequences of what I was doing."
"Apology accepted Kim, now come on we have practice to start." Kim put an arm around Bonnie's waist, enjoying the smoothness of her girlfriend's skin, when Monique called to them."
"Hey Kim don't say I didn't warn you," that set Ron and Monique off into another laughing fit and Kim's new girlfriends chuckled as well. Kim smiled up at her friends before marching off to get practiced started with her new girlfriends, the word girlfriends was very sweet on Kim's tounge.
A.N. Hey all well I'm sure you noticed that Kim is a bit out of character, honestly the producers of the show made her such a prude. I mean the vast majority of the female characters in Kim Possible were made beautiful and Kim somehow manages not to see it. Well thank goodness there is fan fiction to fix these mistakes.
Anyway I just want to say thanks to all of you for all of your reviews and even the hits. I swear in just two day there were over four hundred hits. That however has also made me curious. Now you don't have to respond, but please consider it, I'm wondering do you people like the shorts or is it just curiosity of what is going to come next. If you want to leave an anonymous review go ahead, but I would really like to know. Thanks again and have a good read.