A/N: I'm sorry that the chapters are so short, but it's difficult to write Dave into the episodes, because I really want to keep it close to the episode which is difficult if he wasn't around. Hope you still like it, and I have a feeling the later chapters are getting longer!
Acafellas
"When you said you would repay me for driving you around, I really expected something different!"
Well, he didn't have high expectations, since it's Azimio he is talking about. Actually Dave thought he was going to get another season of Navy CIS. Another one that he could add to the other ones Azimio already gave him, although Dave told him that he doesn't like it that much.
To be fair he told him once. The statement was followed by an one hour monologue of his friend telling him why Navy CIS is the best show ever! After this torture Dave just accept the seasons piles them under his TV and keeps them there until Azimio comes over and requests they watch some episodes.
"Dude, don't be ungrateful! I'm paying for a car wash!", Azimio replies rolling his eyes. "Besides I wouldn't be surprised if your car turns out to be yellow instead of black! When exactly was the last time you washed it?"
Dave ignores the cheap shot at his car. "And you can't afford a professional car wash?"
It's bad enough that Dave ended up in a twisted remake of Driving Miss Daisy, that involves far too many detours to fast food restaurants and malls. But having to spent his free time after school at school to get his car washed is too much to handle.
Why does the Glee Club need money by the way? More importantly why are the Cheerios helping them to raise money? And why are they doing it by washing cars?
Wouldn't it be easier and more logic to find some spot in town to sing some songs, so the people at least know what they are giving they money for? So they could even get sponsors from outside the school. Instead they rely on the generosity of the student body. The majority is clearly here because of the Cheerios. The line of cars waiting for the Glee Club members is far shorter than the cheerleader line. That's probably why Hummel is washing his own car.
"I knew you had a soft spot for the Glee Club."
Dave sees that Azimio is about to give him some long-winded explanation that involves a lot of arguments to show him the benefit of a amateur car wash, to disguise the only two reasons they are here: it's cheaper and there are wet girls in bikinis. Thankfully there is a loud clank, that distracts him.
Looking around they quickly find the source of the noise. Apparently someone busted the front shield of Hummel's car. From the look on Jones face and her storming of angrily it seems it was her.