A/N 1: I don't know anything about hockey or American football, so I want to apologize for possible mistakes, although I tried to leave any big sport things out. Also I know that Azimio was not in the episode, at least I think he wasn't but I just put him on the team, for continuity reasons.
A/N 2: I hope you have fun with this chapter and reviews aren't required but appreciated!
Preggers
That sure was one interesting week.
It all began with Rick I-can't-handle-my-hockey-stick Nelson managing to put Coach Tyler in the hospital. Five minutes into Monday's practice and Rick knocked the Coach out with a perfect shot to the temple. Which would have been really impressive if Rick's intention wasn't to shoot in the opposite direction.
Well, Coach Tyler ended up in the hospital with a concussion and Rick is probably ending up on the bench for the rest of the year, which can only improve the quality of the team. After hockey practice was obviously called off until further notice, Dave and some of the other guys decided to sit in on the football practice.
Everybody in Lima knows that the McKinley football team sucks, but watching the guys practice makes it even more clear how bad they really are. Sitting on the bleachers it's nearly painful to see the guys on the field trying to get warmed-up. But the amusement is stronger than the second-hand embarrassment and so Dave stays put. It's hilarious when they end up on a pile not being able to untangle themselves and so can't escape the wrath of Coach Tanaka.
Dave knows that the McKinley High rumor mill is not the most reliable, but then Hudson turns up to practice with his new Glee Club buddy Hummel. Dave can't help wondering if there is maybe a little truth behind the rumors that are floating around.
Then he doesn't know exactly how it happens but Kurt Hummel, who is probably the most unlikely person to be interested in joining a high school sports team, joins the football team. He can kick the ball through the posts, but come on the dancing to a girls song is probably not necessary and if another player on team tackles him, he is most likely not going to survive.
After the surreal football training Dave actually wasn't going to think more about football team, especially with more interesting things going on in school. The return of the Ryerson, who really shouldn't be allowed on school grounds. Then there is something going on with Quinn Fabray. It's all still whispers, but if Puck yelling something about a immaculate conception is anything to go by, there is a teen pregnancy about to be discovered.
Finally there is Azimio and the rest of the team who spent the whole week trying to convince him and some other guys to not show up for the game on Friday night. Actually Dave wasn't planning on going to the game, but his friend's arguments for him to not come, naturally lead to Dave being there to watch the game with the rest of the hockey team. All the resistance of the football team for not wanting an audience, filled up the bleachers to the limit.
When it seems that the game is lost, the whole team starts dancing. Instead of training football they apparently learned Hummel's little dance routine. They don't move as smoothly as Kurt but it's enough to distract the other team so that they can score.
Then the impossible happened and they won, all thanks Kurt Hummel's dancing and kicking abilities. Dave thinks it's laughable and amazing in the same time that a guy that couldn't be less of a football player is the secret weapon for winning. All of Lima is probably talking about this game for the next fifty years or so.
After the game Dave and his friends try to make up a plan for the rest of the night. Should they wait for the football guys or would this only lead to them getting a even bigger ego after the game? When a group passes them talking about the game, he understands that Lima is not going to remember the final score of the game or the team they won against.
"Too bad that they can only win with the help of the fag!"
The only thing that is going to be remembered is that the McKinley football team could only win because of Kurt Hummel, the resident gay.
A/N 3: Hmm... Does anyone have a good idea for the next episode? I have a little plot I'm planning, but I am not that amazed by it myself, so if someone has a good idea, I would really appreciate it.