Mash-Up

The meeting to prepare for Operation: Show the Glee Losers that they suck lasted three and a half hours. Not that they actually needed all that time, but the first forty minutes it was more a meeting for the football team and the hockey team to get to know each other. Since they were friends before high school Dave and Azimio are a rare exception when it comes to friendships between hockey and football jocks.

There is this assumption that all jocks are the same and the most popular people in school. However at McKinley only the football team is considered cool. For no reason at all. Then there are the other teams like the hockey team which are mainly ignored by the rest of the school.

After they got rid of the first animosity they spend the rest of the time debating an appropriate way to show especially Finn that his status as most popular guy in school is no more. First joining Schuester's little Club of Misfits and then knocking up the Head Cheerleader and above all captain of the Celibacy Club. In addition there are the other football players that need to learn there lesson that in high school your can't do both sports and show choir. Especially if the choir isn't even on the social ladder. Well, the other guys as in Puck, Mick and Matt. Kurt Hummel is still officially a football player, but the team announces disdainfully that they couldn't care less if 'the little fag' stays on the team.

Since their imagination was rather limited they stuck with the good old Slushie facial. So they get the message and the rest of the school does to. Three hours of planing for the most common thing at McKinley.

That's how on Tuesday morning Dave ends up throwing a grape slushie in Finn Hudson's stupid arrogant face. How long has he waited for this, but Hudson being the quarterback and all made him untouchable. Until now!

"What the hell, Karofsky!"

"Oh, I wanted to do that since 5th grade when you made fun of me for getting pubes."

They are so self-centered that they didn't even realized that their little shenanigans damaged their reputation. Did they seriously thought they can the least popular club in school and have a teen pregnancy and remain the royal couple of McKinley?

"Welcome to the new world order!"

The next day the football guys proudly announce that even the Coach Tanaka decides to participate in showing Finn, Puck, Mike and Matt that they have to decide between sports and 'Homo Explosion' and schedules football practice at the same time as Glee.

Dave doesn't know who came up with that particular name and when it became official but he's certainly not going to be the only one protesting it. After all Hudson seemed pretty close to Kurt Hummel during that week of the spectacular football game.

The remaining two days of the week the Gleeks lay low. With the ultimatum of Tanaka it's no question that the football guys are going to quit. And the cheerleaders are probably only in Glee because Quinn wants to keep an eye on Finn so that he doesn't stare at that loud Berry chick 24/7.

Something really weird must have happened over the weekend, because Hudson and Fabray turn up at school wearing sunglasses. Indoors! Nobody is quiet sure why. Either they think the glasses make them unrecognizable or the other even more stupid possibility they think the glasses make them look cool again. Dave is not sure about Hudson but at least Quinn has to see that neither works. Result: mass slushie from the football team.

Furthermore Puck starts dating Berry. Dave thought Hudson's actions were bad, but the self-proclaimed Badass and Sexshark dating a loser. That's not help Puck's reputation at all.

Apparently the clear decision that they have to quit Glee wasn't that clear, since Hudson is the only one of the four who shows up at football.

"Finn showed up, but we decided that's not enough!" Azimio tells him on the way home. It's still unsure when Azimio gets his care back. Since Dave knows Mrs Adams, Dave's bet is on never. "Tomorrow he has to show his dedication for the team by giving the fairy a slushie facial."

Dave frowns at that. "You think he's gonna do it? They seemed pretty buddy-buddy with him."

"Yeah!" Azimio laughs at that. "He's being nice to him,but when Hummel isn't around he is constantly complaining that Hummel is annoying with all his talk about clothes and other girly shit."