A/N: Sorry for the long wait!

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Sometimes Dave really wants to kill Rick. Hockey practice was going so great and then Rick has to ruin it. The second time in one year he managed to hit Coach Tyler with the puck. The first time the Coach brushed it aside as an accident. This time Rick didn't cause a visit to the hospital or any injuries but the Coach took it personally anyway. To be fair the fact that Rick couldn't hit the goal all year but hitting the Coach two times is rather suspicious.

However, instead of just punishing Rick the whole team had to suffer through half an hour more of training. When they Dave and the rest of the team get out of the gym, freshly showered and with aching muscles, the last thing they expect is a bunch of girls lingering around the almost empty parking lot.

It's after school and they surely are so much better places to spend the afternoon than the school parking lot. But it is big enough to find a place to gather around without having to sit on other people's cars.

Ethan snorts when they reached the distance to realize that they aren't students from McKinley. "Holy crap! Who let them out of the can?"

"Who are they?"

"From Jane Addams Academy!"

Everybody heard about that school, which is supposedly filled with the worst and most criminal girls in whole Lima. Violence, robberies even manslaughter is sometimes mentioned. Once in Jane Academy it's only a matter of time they end up in real prison. However the horror stories are probably just grounded on rumors.

Dave doesn't think that they look as dangerous as the stories suggest. They seem like normal girls engrossed in a heated conversation. Probably talking about make-up or whatever girls talk about all day.

At least until they catch a glimpse of the hockey players. The transition is sudden. It's like in that one documentary Dave once watched. They look exactly like the lion who espies their prey. Seems like attending an all-female school limited their contact with the male species.

"Hello guys!"

It's rather embarrassing how quickly the guys start flirting with them. Not long ago they were making fun of the girls and their school and now they start praising their appearance and what else supposedly girls like to hear.

Dave doesn't know a lot about how to get a girl to like you or about pick-up lines, but some of his friends should really be ashamed of some things they are saying. But they are out of practice to woe girls.

Of course, they are jocks! However the cheerleaders, who are the first option to date, only want to be associated with the male cheerleader or the football players. Although the school thinks the hockey team sucks, they can't just go around date some of the nerds. They do have a little reputation to uphold. Especially now that they are on their way up on the social ladder, since the Glee Club-Football players are on their way down.

Personally Dave doesn't care much that there are no girls banging on his door for a date. Actually he's quite relieved about the lack of interest. No need to come up with excuses.

"Hey, Big Boy!"

Suddenly there is a girl in front of him fluttering her eyelashes. What is he supposed to do with her? Nervous he looks around but nobody is paying him any attention.

"Oh, you're a shy one, aren't you?", she laughs.

She keeps going on about his arms or the color of his eyes or god knows what. Dave however is way too concerned to keep her hands off of him. She's fucking handsy. And her laugh is really irritating. He hates it.

Why do the other guys like this? Or more importantly why doesn't Dave like it? He's would love to be like the others. Laughing with the girls, tolerating the girl's hands and not be able to keep the own hands to himself.

Fortunately some minutes later their teacher arrives and starts shooing the girls to their waiting bus. Under a lot of protest and farewell the girls finally start to leave. The girl that was talking to Dave blows him a kiss, which keeps him flustered and encourages him to head home even faster.