Chapter 8 Morning Fun

…Be Romeo…

Beep Beep Beep Beeeeep! You groaned and lazily pushed your alarm clock onto the ground, you were really surprised you hadn't broken that thing yet. You slowly opened your eyes and glared up at your ceiling, you had such an amazing dream last night. It felt so real…you sighed and started to climb out of bed, but stopped. You couldn't move your arm; you blinked a bit confused, "What the fuck…" you whispered to yourself. You shook the arm that felt like something was grasping onto it. A small noise came from under your black comforter; you tilted your head and slowly pushed the large blanket down.

"HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT…IT WASN'T A DREAM" there holding onto your arm securely was none other than the sexy Vriska Serket. You grinned as the memory of last night flashed through your head. "Gam…" the Scorpio mumbled in her sleep softly. You leaned down a bit and kissed her forehead before moving a few strands of hair that had been clinging to her face. "Vriska…come back to me…" you whispered softly in her ear. The Scorpio slowly opened her eyes and blinked them sleepily. "Gamzee…" she whined, you chuckled softly, "Hm?" you nuzzled her neck. "You motherfucking woke me up" she sighed, "I'm motherfucking sorry"

You nipped at her nose playfully before pulling back; "I need my arm if I'm going to make motherfucking breakfast" you smiled. "You can cook?" she yawned before raising her eyebrow. "More than you can…" you mumbled softly, she raised her hand; you guessed she was going to slap you. You flinched slightly, to your surprise she simply flicked your nose before rolling onto her stomach and pulling the cover over her head. "Go make my food slave" she spoke teasingly. You rolled your eyes with a small smile before going downstairs and preparing breakfast.

…Be the Scorpio…

You poked your head out from under the blankets hearing the Capricorn leave the room. You slowly sat up and wrapped the blankets around your unclothed body. You looked around for your clothes but couldn't seem to find them, you sighed softly before going through some of Gamzee's drawers. You smiled a bit finding a baggy t-shirt with the words 'Cereal killer' on it and a picture of a bowl of cereal underneath. You shook your head and chuckled to yourself before pulling the T-shirt over your head.

You looked at yourself in the mirror, you could barely recognize yourself, your hair was a mess, your glasses were off, and your skin was….glowing. You were happy, you couldn't remember how long it had been since you had seen yourself actually smile. You had missed this side of you for so long and finally it had arrived, all thanks to Gamzee Makara. You made your way downstairs and followed the scent of…Pancakes? Into the kitchen. You leaned against the wall and crossed your arms. The sight in front of you was just too much, you Romeo stood flipping pancakes in an apron which wasn't even on properly; humming some song that you guessed was from Sweeney Todd.

You couldn't hold your laughter in anymore, held your stomach as one laugh after another poured out of your mouth. "You look so fucking stupid right now" you wheezed. The Capricorn smirked at you before handing you a plate full of pancakes. Your laughter stopped as you looked down at your plate, "They're…green…" you tilted your head. Gamzee grinned proudly and nodded, "Yea I reused some of my batter that I use for my pie" he smiled. You raised an eyebrow at him before picking a pancake up and taking a bite out of it. Gamzee watched your reaction intently, "Not bad" you smiled at the Capricorn before flicking his forehead.

"It needs more sugar though" you pushed the plate back into his hands before going over to the stove and dumping more of the batter onto the pan. You sprinkled some sugar onto the uncooked batter and smiled at Gamzee. "Now sit back and watch the master" you winked. Gamzee rolled his eyes with a smile before walking over to his stereo and pushing a button. After cranking the volume up 'Little Bitty Pretty One' by Thurston Harris filled the room. Gamzee looked at you with wide eyes probably a bit embarrassed. "U-uhm this isn't my CD I motherfucking swear, karkat must have been messing with my shit again!" he scratched the back of his head nervously.

You smiled and did a small dance, "Well then Karkat has good taste, I love this song" you grinned at him before turning your attention back to the piles of cooking batter and flipping one of them. You hummed along to the music and soon Makara was by your side humming along as well. You laughed softly before flipping another pile of batter over, you didn't know what had gotten into the Capricorn, but before you knew it he was twirling you around and using the spatula as a microphone to sing along to the song. "G-Gamzee the Pancakes!" you laughed softly, you made a dash for the pancakes, but Makara hugged you from behind and spun you around instead.

"You fucking lunatic put me down" you giggled, Makara chuckled and spun you around one more time before putting you on the ground and allowing you to go finish cooking the rest of the pancakes. "Little bitty pretty come on and talk to me lovey dovey lovey one come sit down on my knee-he-he" Gamzee knelt down on one knee and smirked at you sloppily. "Woaaahhhh oh oh oh oh" you laughed and sang along before sitting on his knee and tapping out the beat on his shoulders. He gave you a quick Eskimo kiss before picking you up and heading over to the table where he sat you down in a chair.

He sat across from you and slid the syrup over to you which you gladly accepted and began drowning your pancakes in. You took a bite of your pancake and swung your legs back and forth still humming the song.

…Be the Capricorn…

You dug into your pancakes and hummed, you secretly wished all mornings were like this. You were growing more and more attached to the Scorpio and you were pretty sure she had noticed, but you didn't care. You looked at Vriska whose eyes were slowly starting to glaze over; you looked down at the green pancakes. "Hey uhm vriska, maybe we shouldn't eat anymore pancakes" you laughed slowly. "But they're soooo yummy" she giggled, you smirked. "The Scorpio was so gone;

she was higher than an airplane and you didn't know if there was any way you could bring her down, hell you didn't even know how to bring yourself down when you were high" you simply shrugged before taking another bite of your delicious green pancake.

"Hey Gamzee baby?" the Scorpio stood up and stumbled over to you. "I wanna be a juggalo teach me the ways oh great and powerful master" she giggled before falling over onto your lap. You quickly caught her and grinned, "Well first you gotta…you gotta….say…motherfucker… A LOT" you slurred. "Motherfucking miracles" she giggled. You grinned, "There you go motherfucker" your eyes drooped a bit. "I wanna look like a juggalo" she smiled sloppily, you thought for a moment before standing her up and dashing to your room.

When you came out you carried an armful of clown make up, "Sit on the motherfucking couch motherfucker" you smirked. The Scorpio slowly made her way to the couch and plopped down, you sat down next to her and stared at her face for a moment before squeezing a tube of white makeup into your hand and smearing it across her face. She smiled and closed her eyes, you thought about how you did your own make up and soon your beautiful Juliet looked like a female version of yourself, you even teased her hair a bit to get as big and motherfucking amazing as yours.

You blushed a bit, Vriska looked fucking amazing, well she always looked fucking amazing, but she looked even more amazing now. You held up a mirror in front of her face, when she opened her eyes she laughed softly and winked at herself. "I look motherfucking sexy" she slurred and winked again only this time at you. You chuckled deeply and nodded, "Hey Gamzee?" you looked at your juggalo Juliet and grinned. "Yes?" you stared at her with your glossy yellow eyes. She opened her mouth to say something, but ended up falling over into your lap with her eyes closed instead.

You laughed softly and leaned your head back against the couch, "Best motherfucking morning ever" you mumbled before closing your own eyes and drifting off to sleep, after all a short motherfucking cat nap never hurt anybody.