Birthday in Vegas Pt. 5 or 'Consequences' or 'The Epilogue Pt. 1'

One hour later they were laughing over couple of glasses of scotch. "And then, and then," hiccuped Five. "They had the nerve to call that a foul! There's no fouls in cricket!"

"That's because you were playing BASEBALL," Nine explained while rolling his eyes. Five sighed. "Stupid Americans," he muttered.

Suddenly they heard the TARDIS materializing. "Is the pizza here?" asked Five as he crossed his eyes and giggled. By this time Six had burst through the door of the bar. "He's out of it," Nine said.

Six ignored him and grabbed Nine's and Five's wrists and dragged them to the TARDIS. "Party is OVER!" Six yelled. Nine and Five groaned. "Why?" Five whined. "'Cause you're the Devil when drunk," said Six.

Five giggled and said, "Aww, thanks!" As they entered the console room they saw elephant footprints on the floor. Six pushed them along and into a nearby room. "Ignore it!" he called as he closed the door.

They were in a lounge. In the corner of the room stood the bar, which was ransacked by the rest of the Doctors, who were now even more drunk.

Eight, having changed into some clothes(Thank Goodness!), has snorkling in a fish tank. Two and Three were arguing about whether a Joker card counted in a game of Goldfish. When One saw Nine and went over and whapped him on the head.

"What was that for?" said Nine as he rubbed his head.

"You left me and that poor boy alone in the cold!" One said, gesturing to Eight.

Nine grimaced. "It was Eleven's idea!" he said. One turned to Eleven and Eleven could see the Oncoming Storm in One's eyes. He paled. " You were HEAVY!" he wailed as he ran around, trying to outrun One and his trusty cane.

Seven turned to Nine and Five with a tray of drinks and asked nonchalantly, "Scotch, beer, vodka, or carrot juice?"

Five reached for the carrot juice but Nine slapped his hand away. "You're too drunk right now. Imagine you on carrot juice."

Nine and Seven shuddered while looked confused. "I only had three bottles of vodka and six glasses of scotch," he said.

Nine and Seven just stared at him. Seven blinked and bit his lip. "No wonder..." he muttered.

"What?" asked Five. Seven smiled. "Six is so going to be angry at you when he realizes that you released the elephant into the TARDIS!"

Five paled. "If Six comes storming into this room, tell him I am not hiding in the TARDIS bathroom," he said hurriedly as he ran out of the room.

Meanwhile Seven looked smug. "You are going to tell Six everything, aren't you?" said Nine warily. Seven raised an eyebrow. "Of course I am! I on't let the little weasel get away with TARDIS vandalism!"

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Two and Three finally stopped arguing, since Three destroyed Two's card tower. They went up to Four, who was lying on the couch eating from a new batch of vodka-filled jelly babies in his bucket.

"Do you think you have a problem?" asked Three warily. Four didn't look up. "What?"

"Do you think you're an addict?" Three tried again. Four was even more confused, and he backed away from Three. "What?"

Two groaned. "Do you think you're addicted to jelly babies?" he said roughly, and more to the point. Four glared at them and held his bucket to his chest. "There is no such thing as too many jelly babies," he murmured.

"There is such thing as eating too many," said Three as he tried to grab Four's bucket. Four scrabbled back across the couch with a frightened look on his face.

"Will you just leave me and my jelly babies alone!" he whimpered. Three and Two backed off and walked away.

"He has problems," Two muttered and Three nodded his head in agreement.

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Meanwhile, Six stormed into the room. Before he could speak, Seven said, "In the TARDIS bathroom." Six gave him a thumbs up and ran down the hallway, taking Five's cricket bat with him.

"You seemed really eager at getting Five punished," said Nine. Seven sighed. "It's an elephant. In the TARDIS. Six's TARDIS. As far as I'm concerned, he should have seen this coming."

Behind him, Ten and Eleven were having a Red Bull drinking contest. Eleven had fell on the floor, and was jittering like mad. Ten stood up as the champion and immediately collapsed next to Eleven.

Nine frowned. "The future looks bittersweet." Seven nodded as he chugged down his seventh glass of carrot juice.

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Five practically flew into the room while in the hallway they all could hear Six yelled, "-and that's how you use a cricket bat!"

Five cowered in a corner as Six came in and wailed,I didn't mean to do it, I swear!" Six sighed and put the cricket bat down. He said,"You better not do it again, or-" and left the threat hanging. Five paled. "-it wouldn't be cricket," Five finished. Six shrugged. "I'll go with that," he conceded.

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Four was still munching on some jelly babies when he saw the radio and the microphone on the floor. He grinned.

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The Doctors were discussing the latest sonic screwdriver when Four turned on the radio. The other Doctors gaped in horror as he took the mic and started singing to "I'm Sexy and I Know It" with body motions.

The Doctors watched watched him until Five said, "Hell yeah, we are!" and started dancing.

Soon enough, they all started dancing and even taking turns singing the song. Seven turned to Six. "This has been one crazy party." Six sighed. "I hope we never do this again."

During Eleven's turn at the mic Eleven asked, "So who's coming to our 1,500th birthday party?" Everyone raised their hands, including Six and Seven.

Six sighed and raised his glass of carrot juice and said, "To the next 500 years!" Everyone raised their glasses of assorted drinks. "To the next 500 years!"

"To time and space!" shouted Two.

"To time and space!"

"To us being idiots!" Three put in.

"To us being idiots!"

The End.

(Just Kidding!)

Author's Note: Sorry for the long break. It might happen again, though, since i haven't wrote the next chapter. Unfortunately, it is last one. So, do you want a sequel? Involving laser tag? Review and I will deliver.