Birthday in Vegas Pt. 6 or 'Farewells' or 'The Epilogue Pt. 2'
On the outskirts of London the TARDIS materializes. The doors banged open and Six shoved the rest of the Doctors out onto the road. "Surely you can forgive us?" Two pleaded.
Six glared at him. "Letting a elephant roam the TARDIS? Yes. Spray painting my toilet? Maybe. Bleaching my coat? Hell no!"
Six gave him the finger as he slammed the door. A few seconds later the TARDIS dematerializes.
The remaining Doctors looked around. They were in the empty field. They could see the smoke rising from the pub One, Five and ten partly destroyed earlier. "At least he dropped us at the right time period," Nine muttered.
Two spotted something up ahead. "My TARDIS!" he yelled excitedly and ran up to the blue box. When he got closer he frowned.
"I don't remember the TARDIS looking like this," Two asked, confused. The rest of the Doctors gathered around him. Three chuckled. "That's because it's a Porta-Potty idiot. Your TARDIS is over there," Three said pointing to a blue box across the field. "Oh," Two said.
"First one in gets to be dropped off first," Four called and all the Doctors raced to the TARDIS. "The TARDIS isn't a taxi service!" Two huffed, since he couldn't keep up.
Five laughed. "But that doesn't mean you aren't a taxi driver!"
Two frowned. "I'm not that small!" he cried as he ran into the TARDIS.
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Two rubbed a lot of shoulders getting to the console and had to it on it slightly to control it. "First stop?" he asked, taking the taxi driver role in stride. Nine raised his hand. "Two blocks away from the pub."
When Two opened the door after they landed they hit Ten and Eleven. As Nine walked out he said, "So not looking forward to the future."
Ten and Eleven glared at him as they rubbed their noses. "Next?" asked Two. Five raised his hand. "Just take me to a cricket field. The TARDIS will find me eventually."
Two decided to leave Five in an abandoned cricket field somewhere in Brazil. Five took in his surroundings after the TARDIS dematerializes. He shrugged. "It's not what I was expecting," he muttered as he sat down on a tree stump. "But at least I won't have to hear Tegan shouting in my ear for a few days."
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Ten was next. "Chiswick," was all he said. As they landed Eleven snickered. "Spying on Donna again?" he teased.
Ten snorted, waving it off. "I still won the Red Bull drinking contest," he called as he walked onto the street.
"That's just because you're naturally high!" Eleven retorted over the sound of the TARDIS dematerializing.
Two sighed. "Where to?" he asked Eleven. "Rio," Eleven announced proudly.
As Two operated the console Eleven whispered into his ear, "Please hurry, I don't want Amy to know I sneaked off and partied with myself without her."
Two stared after Eleven as he walked out. "Seems like the future is a nightmare," he muttered wearily. He suddenly turned to Seven. "You! Where to?" he said, and giggled when he realized he rhymed.
Seven rolled his eyes and suddenly looked serious. "No need..." he and winked. Seconds later he vanished. Two stared at where Seven was for a few seconds until he blinked and muttered, "Showoff."
Two leaned on the console and looked at Three. "You?" he asked. Three smiled. "I TARDIS-pooled with Four. Just take us to the nearest candy shop. It's probably there."
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After Three and Four set off Two turned to One. "I'll just leave you at the nearest retirement home, eh?" he teased.
One looked outraged. "You will not, dear boy!" he said and Two backed off. "Can't you take a joke?" Two muttered. One raised one eyebrow. "What did you say?" he growled dangerously.
Two rolled his eyes. "Oh great, now you're deaf!" Before this could go further Eight said, "Can someone drop me off before World War Three starts?" Before Two asked where he was going Eight said, "Gallifrey."
"Why?" asked Two as they dematerialized. "They towed the TARDIS. Did you know the planet Telocasa is a no materializing zone?" Eight rambled as he walked out and he closed the door before Two could say no.
Two sighed and said to One, "Get out." One looked surprised. "What?"
Two fought to not roll his eyes. "You're really are deaf. ."
"But what do I do? Where do I go? I'm on a future Gallifrey, after all." Two became exasperated. "I don't know! Jump into a ditch or something, I don't care."
Two suddenly had an idea. As he shoved One outside he said, "I know! Steal a TARDIS! Preferably a Type 40. Then you could travel the universe!"
As he watched One stumble around he added. "Don't forget to pick up Susan! She'll love the traveling!"
Two closed the door and walked up to the console. he looked at the scanner. "So where did I leave Jamie and Zoe?" As he read the results his happy face turned to one of horror.
"The flippin' Land of Fiction? Oh s-"
The End!
(For real this time!)
Author's Note: That's it then! Thanks to all the reviewers out there! If it wasn't for you this story would have been one chapter shorter! Now for the sequel, Birthday In(sanity)! It won't be typed for a while but that's because I need your help. When you review, (please do) tell me an idea you have of the Doctors doing something really crazy. It doesn't have to about laser tag. If I see a really good idea, I might use it in the story! (By the way, the Master[Ainley] is in it!) So please keep reviewing! Good bye for now, readers!