Hey cuz you guys are sooooo awesome I uploaded this a lot sooner than I thought I would

Expect short chapters cuz this is Mattie's Diary

Mattie: JOURNAL! the short chapters r cuz she's lazy

DarkAngel2412: Watever... and I'm not lazy!

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May XX 2XXX

Journal,I just finished an mentally exhausting conversation with my family and let me say…. It didn't end up sooo well… well it did for them me… not so much. They just left and let me tell you…. I was practically pushing them out the door, in my own way… Journal I speak out loud as I write and Kumageru just said when I say practically pushing what I actually did was just looking at the door every so often. Stupid bear….

How did the conversation go….. Well It was gonna start when they burst into the room but I yelled at them that I was only in a towel and asked whether they really wanted to have this "important convo" with me like this? With that said they looked at me and blushed and walked out of the room. After a few minutes I came out wearing my red hoodie and a pair of jeans. England gestured for me to sit on the chesterfield beside him, and I was going to when both America and France yelled for me to sit beside them….. well France told me to sit beside my papa and America told me to sit beside the "Totally Awesome Hero" ( and he wonders why he finds Prussia annoying… they're exactly alike) his words not mine. Then the 3 of them started arguing that I was gonna sit beside them. I sighed already knowing this wasn't gonna end up well and I told them I would just stand.

Then England asked/yelled at me why didn't I tell them I was a girl? How did no one find out? Why wasn't I discovered? I sighed again and answered," Simple when Papa/France found me he assumed I was a boy because I was wearing pants and my land was sooooo big that there was no way I wasn't a boy. Quite stupid to tell you the truth. But he never found out because I could take care of myself by the time he found me. He just butt in and wouldn't let me live in my land with my natives in peace, apparently I was too little to be left alone, though he left to go to wars in Europe a lot leaving me alone…. An- Then I was cut of by France saying and I quote "The reason you didn't tell me, ma cherie is because you were mad I didn't spend time with you?" And America had to put in 2 cents saying that's a stupid reason for keeping my gender a secret and England agreed with the 2 of them.

No, I muttered, I didn't even realize I was a girl until a few days before you gave me to England. I continued as I glared at France. Wait how did you figure out you were a girl Matthew/Maddie/Madeline? I looked at America and France as they looked at each other and England just looked confused. "Well we can't just keep calling ma petite lapin a boy's name," France said with a smile on his face. "Oh," they both understood.

Well I was walking back from visiting one of my native tribes and I had been gone for a few days and when I walked into my hut I went to my bedroom as it had the only bed in the house and I walked in on France with one of his servants…. Doing suggestive things/ innocent breaking things that I will never be able to repress….. I shuddered and was about to continue when the 3 of them having processed what I had said started freaking out.

You walked in on me! France shrieked. You were doing what in her house!"England screamed and… America passed out….. but France and England didn't pay him any attention… for once…I'm soooooo glad I took you away from the Bloody Frog when I did… imagine what else you would have seen and experienced if you had stayed with him…. England muttered. I wouldn't have done anything… with ma cherie around….. France shouted. Oh so you would have done things! England screeched. What no! France said with his hands up in the air while trying… and failing to defend himself. Oh did I mention everyone was up now?... well America was on the floor still passed out…. and nobody gave him any attention.

Hey England it not like I never walked in on you before… I pointed out. I'd like today to be forgotten wouldn't you? He questioned. Oh I wasn't talking about today, I muttered. With that said the 3 of them had screamed in surprise. America had apparently regain consciences and had just woken up while I was talking. Wait when? They all squealed.

Cliffhanger!

When did Mattie walk in on England? Who was he with? How will everyone react? When will explanation end? Will I ever stop talking like this?

All of these questions will be answered in the next chapter... hopefully... no seriously... this thing writes itself

Sorry I thought is was a good place to stop! I'm sorry if this chapter isn't as good as the last one...

If you guys this this story check out Pirates vs Ninjas' story Canada's a What! And is Dating Who! its awesome and I totally recommend it!