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To make up for not updating this story, this update is extremely long.. well it is to me
Is- Iceland
Romano- S. Italy
Alfred - America
Arthur - England
I put those up because when I was new to the Hetalia fanfiction world I was a bit confused when they used the Human Names... well I just used Is as Iceland because Iceland would have been a pain to keep typing
Not to sure about this chapter but hopefully you guys like it!
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... Journal... I swear I didn't know that they knew! I mean if I had known I wouldn't have been so uptight when ever Romano dragged us clothes shopping!
"How the Hell did you guys know Canada was a girl when none of us did?" screeched everyone.
Well Journal. any hopes of this being a calm revelation just went out the window... well more like I knew it was going downhill after they all freaked out... and it got a LOT worse when a bunch of them asked me out at the same time... not to mention when Russia revealed that he was/is in love with me and was just using America... You know what Journal...Forget what I was saying Journal... it was thrown out the window a LONG TIME AGO... now... I don't even know at this point to describe what a GIANT failure this whole thing is...
"Romano, Is, may I ask how on earth did you guys find out I was a girl and if I may add.. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU KNEW!" I roared out the last part.
Now everyone started to look a bit scared... I later heard that everyone declared that you don't piss off Canada or she will f**k*** bite your head off or will sniper you when you least expect it... huh I'm glad they finally realized my sniper back record... I'm an even better than Switzerland with a gun if I want to be... if I do say so myself... not to mention I have that biggest record out of everyone.
``Now Canada calm down, you`re starting to pull a Romano tantrum`` Iceland started but was cut off by Romano screaming he doesn`t do childish tantrums he just puts up a good argument in his favour... we all rolled our eyes at that which made him very angry and he started screaming but Spain managed to get him to shut up.
I took a deep calming breath, and then very politely asked how on earth did they find out.
"Ok, Well we went to." Is started but was cut off by Romano saying how he wanted to tell the story. Is disagreed saying that he was completely sober when it happened and that Romano was a bit tipsy when it happened so he had a clearer memory about what happened. Then the two of them started to argue and finally someone... mainly the rest of the nations yelled at them to shut up and for Is to say what had happened.
"Hah,' Is smirked at Romano. Romano glared at him and let him continue.
'so as I was saying, after a meeting, sometime after WWII the four of us, us being Ukraine, Canada, Romano and myself went to a bar to go drinking and to go have a good time.
Now the rest of the Nordics hearing this thought about something and realized something, "Is! You were only 17 Physically! How could you go drinking! Where were we when this happened?" asked Denmark quite frantically. Norway didn't say anything but just looked at us expectantly.
"How did we get in again?" Romano questioned looking at Is.
"If I remember correctly, Ukraine told the bar owner that I was old enough." Is answered and turned and looked at Ukraine.
"Oh yes, He had some doubts when you guys said it, but when I told him, he seemed a bit dazed and agreed." Ukraine answered.
Now everybody was shocked about how devious we were, though Ukraine didn't seem to mind about it, and Russia didn't seem too pleased about it...
Well... honestly Russia was PISSED...
"YOU guys USED my sister to get into a BAR!" Russia said while kolkolkolkoling.
"Before you kill me, remember I don't remember any of this." I held my hands up.
"Thanks for the sell out Madeline," Is muttered.
"Madeline, if we make it out alive, you're paying the bar tab the next time we go out drinking." Romano hissed at me.
Oh, no, you guys let me think I had to hide my secret around you guys for YEARS if anything you guys are paying the tab next time" I finished with a smile on my face
Journal I was later told it was one of my "creepy smiles" I guess I was letting a bit too much of my anger show... but in my defence I was furious that they never told me.
Now my "family" was pissed that the four of us went drinking but I never went with them.
"Ma Cherie, why don't you come drinking when the 3 of us do? I mean we've offered many times but you always said you don't drink, why were you lying to us?" France asked.
Journal.. honestly it's a pain when each of them get drunk, but to go with them to drink while in public... no way was I going through that hell.
"No papa, I never said I didn't drink. I just never wanted to go with you, Alfred, and Arthur." I finished with a sigh.
"She calls him 'papa' but calls me 'Arthur'!" England finished and went back to his corner.
Journal... I was getting pretty sick of Arthur by now... he's way too emotional.. so I gave up.
"Fine, papa, Alfred... Da-England" hey, you can't said I didn't try.
England had perked up when I nearly said dad... but when I said England, he went back to his corner.
"God dammit England! I'm trying!" I shouted.
"Madeline/Mattie! Language!" England, France, and America shouted, England came out his corner when I swore at him.
"Oh you guys are ones to talk, don't think I didn't hear you guys when I walked in on you guys, you're even worse than me." I muttered making sure they were the only ones who heard it.
They all started to blush when I said that.
"hey you guys should hear her when she's drunk, worse than Romano on a bad day," Ukraine and Is told them.
"I don't swear that much!," Romano screamed, "F**k*** Bastards."
Russia heard him swear at his sister and he wasn't too pleased... again.
"S. Italy, did you just swear at my sister?" he asked while kolkolkoling... again.
"No! No I didn't!" Romano screamed and ran behind me to hide.
"Anyway to get back on track, and before Is explains what exactly happened, I'll respond to papa's question because I and everyone else's knows that the 3 of them would keep interrupting and the explanation would go nowhere." I spoke carefully.
"HEY!" the three of them shouted.
"Oh shut up!' everyone screamed.
"thank you all, well the reason I don't go drinking with you guys is because you're all a pain in the a** when you're drunk. and before you shout let me explain ; Papa when you get drunk, you hit on EVERYTHING THAT MOVES, England, you get all sad and you go all self-pity and you won't shut up about the American Revolution, and Alfred you go crazy on your I'm a Hero thing and you bother and irritate anything that moves... and before you guys say when you guys are fine together while drunk... may I remind you of April Fool's day? or what about Christmas? I thought so." I finished.
Now the three of them were red with embarrassment, the rest of the world were amazed that I managed to shut them up so fast and effectively while my friends looked on proudly.
"Taught her everything she knows," Prussia said proudly. Then everyone looked at him and screamed for him to shut up.
Journal we all got off track for a bit but after Is continued with his explanation.
"As I was saying, we went drinking... and No Norway, I didn't actually drink anything... someone had to be somewhat responsible." Is said and looked as Norway, he nodded at him and motioned for him to continue.
"Well, the three of them started drinking while I just drank soda, then a few hours later Ukraine and Romano were just a bit buzzed but Canada was long gone, while we paid the tab she was screaming about why Alfred was so stupid and how England was a horrible father that couldn't cook for 'Sh**' Is was going to continue when England screamed/cried whether I actually meant any of it at me.
"Well... Alfred is rather stupid at times... and..."
"Hey! I'm not stupid!" Alfred shouted.
"Shut up!" England growled and turned to me and asked in a sickly sweet voice, "You really think I'm a horrible father? Do you hate my cooking THAT MUCH?' by now he was screaming at me.
"well... you're not the best cook. and you do ignore me sometimes, and you do confuse me as Alfred sometimes..." I trailed off.
" I can change! I'll stop ignoring you! I'll try and become a better cook! Just don't hate me!" England pleaded.
"England, I've never hated you, I dislike you when you took me away from France but I've never hated you." I finished.
Now everyone else was getting sick of England, so...
"Will you shut up for a few minutes so Is can explain or do we have to kick you out England?" Germany shouted at him.
"Fine I'll be quiet, bloody wankers." England said. France patted him on the back.
"Iceland if you wouldn't be to kind and continue the story?" I asked.
"As I was saying, when we got you to your hotel room you were so out of it that you called you polar bear a couch..." he and the rest of the nations looked at me...
What? journal... Kumolumo is rather fluffy and who doesn't wish couches are soft and fluffy?
"I was drunk! I don't remember any of this!" I covered my face in embarrassment, and Ukraine patted my back trying to help relieve my embarrassment.
"well, Then Canada was so out of it that she took off her suit jacket and started to unbutton her dress shirt, Ukraine freaked out to my and Romano's surprise and tried to tell Canada to stop. and..." Is was cut off by everybody delayed reaction after they realized that I had started stripping in front of them.
"You saw my sister/daughter topless! " England, France and America screeched.
"You saw Canada topless!" everybody else screamed in amazement, surprise, anger, and jealously.
My family got even more pissed when they heard everyone's else reactions.
"How dare you guys see my daughter topless!" England seethed, and nearly attacked them if it wasn't for Russia and Germany stopping him.
"You guys saw me TOPLESS!" I freaked out when I heard, Journal what kinda girl wouldn't freak out?
"No, NO we did not see Canada topless! " Romano screamed.
Everyone and I mean everyone including myself breathed a sigh of relief.
"As I was saying, Ukraine started freaking out, saying that didn't Canada not want her secret exposed, by then Romano and myself were very confused. Then Canada said there was no point hiding it from us because we were like family to her and that she trusted us with her life so why shouldn't we know that she was a girl and then proceeded to pass out, but me and Romano ran and caught her before she fell to the ground. We put her on her bed in her hotel room and when she was properly settled we turn and looked at Ukraine who was looking very nervous and asked her if it was the truth or was it just drunk person nonsense? Ukraine looked very nervous and tried to say it was just Canada being foolish but then we realize just how light Canada was and then we just looked at Ukraine until she finally caved and told us how Canada was a girl and explained it to us."
Now everybody burst into their own discussions among themselves about what they just heard and I turned and looked at them and asked why didn't they say anything about it after?
"Well the next morning, we asked if you remember anything from the previous night and when you said no, we all agreed it would be better if we just pretended that you didn't say anything the previous night. Ukraine explained.
"Before you get mad, we've been helping keep your secret from other since that night." Is said.
"Yeah, we've tried to help you keep your secret as long as possible until last night, we didn't expect your stupid 'family' to do that," Romano said.
"So you guys didn't say anything but you all have been trying to protect my secret as long as possible to help me?" I asked them.
They all nodded their heads... and Journal I can safely say that no one expected what had happened next.
I jumped tackle/hugged them screaming they were the best friends that anyone could EVERY have.
Journal... I was so touched that they tried to help me without every saying anything that I couldn't be angry at them.
Ok, now that we have that sorted out, Canada would you be so kind to explain when you had your first kiss? so your family doesn't declare WWIII?" Germany questioned.
"Oh it was with a native boy hundreds of years ago, before you guys discovered me." I answered.
"Now is the meeting adjourned? Anybody else have anything to say?" Germany asked.
No one answered so Germany called the meeting to a close and before my family and the rest of the nations could swarm me, Is, Romano, and Ukraine grabbed me and pulled me out of the room so fast that I could barely grab Kumadeuo with me.
They pulled me and Kumotero into the parking lot and grabbed my keys from my pocket open my car and pushed me into the front seat of my car while Romano got into the driving seat and Is and Ukraine got into the backseat of my car and they drove off while the nations just got out of the building and watched us drive off.
While we drove, I asked them where we were going and Romano said that they weren't going to leave me to my death with my family so we were going to go out and let them cool off for a bit while we had a bit of fun and I could enjoy the last bit of freedom for a while before my family went nuts and would control me.
A few hours later we went back to my hotel room, and they told me that they would be there when my family wanted to speak to me as moral support. So we went to my room and we walked in and America, France, and England were sitting and talking and when they heard the door open they had jumped up. So when we walked in, England jumped up and told me and my friends that we had a LOT to discuss so that we all better sit down for it.
Surprised? No? well I was and I was writing it! It actually wrote itself... Hopefully you guys liked it!
I ended the meeting because it was getting too long and it was a pain having to continue writing about it and it was getting dragged on in my opinion
Let me repeat! I'm sorry for not updating in months but I'll try to update soon!
What will they talk about? What will happen to canada now?