Summary: Welcome to your no.1 guide to…(drum roll) ROY/ED ROMANCE!!! Want to figure out how the relationship works? Then this is the right place for you! WARNING: Hints of sexual content, although not that heavy, but I'm warning you!!! Strings of Drabbles!!! Roy/Ed

Author's note: And we're back with another concluding episode of…Portraying the Roy/Ed Relationship. Ladies and gentleman…please keep your cell phones while the story is ongoing. And children, do not, I repeat, do not let your parents read this without your…er…approval! Thank you!

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Portraying the Roy/Ed Relationship

Chapter 4

In terms of Jealousy

In terms of jealousy:

People, more like women, to be exact, know Roy Mustang for one thing…

Well, two things perhaps. Roy mustang could either be the "Central's number one procrastinator" or "Central's number one womanizer" Hey! That rhymes!). Oh yeah, he's also the Flame alchemist and I'm pretty sure that he would've incinerated me if I ever forgot to mention that.

This handsome, cool, calm and composed Colonel of ours (That's a big quadruple C for you, Roy!) can sweep a woman's feet from the floor and into his waiting arms or swoon them away from poor Havoc's waiting list of "Supposed-to-be" dates.

Edward on the other hand...Who does he have? Winry? Rose?

That's way too little (no pun intended) compared to Roy's fan club which, I reckon, increases everyday (I'm talking about central, not in reality.) Most likely, when Roy and he got together, Ed was a little worried that his lover would ditch him for some slut waiting to be picked off from the streets.

Definitely, our chibi blonde was always the one who was jealous whenever Roy would tell him a tale about a girl asking him out on a date and not the other way round.

Although he can remember an instance that he can never let Roy forget. The very first and, possibly, the last time Roy got jealous was the most joyous event in his entire life.

He couldn't stop laughing at the memory of the day that he went home carrying him in his arms. Roy would fume in anger every time he mentions the name. It was branded equal to Taboo in Roy's house where they both live in and at Roy's office to even bring up the subject of the night that Ed brought him home.

And now, as they lie awake, snuggling against each other, Ed can't help but to giggle again earning him Roy's undivided attention.

"What's so funny?" the raven haired man asks the blonde one, pulling away slightly from the hug.

"Oh nothing. I just can't forget the day I brought Cooper home. Even you would've been amused on how exaggerated you reacted if you've seen yourself."

Roy just groaned in reply, went back to hug Ed and contentedly dozed off. If there was something that Roy had ever shown that proved Ed really was important to him, it would be this:

Being jealous over a stray cat that Ed had adopted

Author's Note: What new situation shall this horrible authoress think of next? Will the next one suck more than her previous works? Where will she get new ideas? WILL THE READERS GIVE HER MORE REVIEWS AS THE DRABBLES CONTINUES? When will she tell herself that she should stop watching those corny soap-operas that influences her to do this kind of author's note? Stay tuned for the next episode of…Portraying the Roy/Ed Relationship!!!!