Sakon and Ukon where nervous. Orochimaru had set them up on a blind date and they were a little worried because last time someone from the sound village had tried to set them up on a blind date they had ended up having to fight Hidan and Kakuzu. They both shuddered at the unpleasant memory and cursed Kidomaru. They walked into the room and where surprised to find a guy in a Hawaiian shirt with a pony tail. "Hey, so I guess you're the twins that my old friend Orochimaru set me up with."
"Yeah, we are." said Sakon.
"Well, I'm Zeus. Nice to meet you two. By the way, did I mention that you're hot?" Sakon and Ukon blushed at this.
"I'm Sakon."
"And I'm Ukon."
"We are both members of the sound five."
"What do you do for a living, Zeus?"
"Well, I used to be a hacker, but then I saw how boring mankind is and I wanted to make the world more fun. Now I control things like this." To prove his point, Zeus called a dragon monster over.
"Oh my god! That's awesome!" said Ukon.
"Yeah, and all it coasted me was my original body." Zeus said with a grin.
"If that's not your real body,"
"Then what is it made out of?"
"Well, it's actually a bunch of chords that come from a giant monster that I control. Really, I put my personality and mind in a computer program."
"That is interesting."
"We can meld into each other's bodies" Ukon melded into Sakons back.
"And separate." said Sakon, finishing his brother's sentence.
"We can also use our cells to attack people."
"Well, that's an interesting way to attack." said Zeus
"I don't want to be rude, but I was wondering if you would like to come to bed with us since your hot." said Ukon.
"Ukon! You can't just say that!"
"No, it's ok. I was just about to ask that." Said Zeus.