Spot: InuYasha
Director: Okay so who's next?
Kenshin: That would be me sir. That it would.
Director: Right, so read the script and you're partner will be the lovely Kagome.
Kagome: Watch yourself.
Gives a death glare.
Director: Right well try secene thirty-two. Places and action!
Kagome: Kenshin, be careful!
Kenshin: Aye that I will, but just to be on the safe side you better go home there miss Kagome.
Kagome: Uh... there's no way I'm going to let you stay here and fight by yourself!
Kenshin: I will be fine Miss. Kagome so don't worry. Just go home and wait till the danger's
long pass.
Kagome: Cut! There is no way this could work, this man is wayyy to nice to play the lead role.
Director: Hey! You can't say cut! That's my job!
Kagome: Get over yourself but come on, there is no way.
Kenshin: That hurts me deeply miss, that it does.
Spot: Shippo
Direcor: Okay let's have another one shall we? NEXT!
A stuff toy is brought out and placed on the set.
Director: Wtf? What's this all about.
Just then the doll starts to sparkle and it turns into a huge dinosaur.
Barney: Well hey there boys and girls.
Kagome: You have got to be kidding me.
Director: Just read the lines. Secene twenty-eight.
The director head lays slumped down as in defeat.
Kagome: Barney you can't go hitting people and stealing things, it's not right.
Barney: hu-hu, of course not! I would never do that! We all know that's wrong,
Out of nowhere a top hat, shoes, cuffs and a cane appear and he starts to sing.
Kagome: Stop the noise! Please make it stop!
Everyone covers their and screams but the big dinosuar continues.
Director: Security!
As Barney continues his song security comes out with earplugs on and drag him off.
Spot: Miroku
Director: Alright next.
Kagome: Who in the world are you?
Nixon: I'll tell you who I'm not, I am not a crock.
Kagome: Okay then, heh heh.
Director: Scence fourty-seven and action!
Nixon: Little lady, would you do me the honor of have my chhhilldren?
Kagome: Hecka?
Nixon: You see I need someone to bare me a child.
Kagome's face screnches up and she runs off the set. She comes back whiping her mouth.
Director: And just were did you go?
Kagome: I threw up, this man is disgusting, I can't work like this.
Nixon: Now listen here little lady.
Kagome: Enough, you have the worst voice ever! Get out of my sight you creep.
Nixon walks away with his head hung low.
Director: Alright next!
Kagome: Not again, you can't be serious.
Bill Clinton: Well hello there. am I in the right place for the Miroku try outs.
Kagome: Sadly enough, yes.
Clinton: Well alright lets get this show on the road.
Director: How about scence fifty-four? Okay and action!
Kagome: I don't about this, what would happen if InuYasha saw?
Clinton: Not to worry miss, there is no reason why he would be upset. It's within constitutional
rights.
Kagome: Constitutional? Since when do you know that word? I don't ever remember telling you what
that ment. We don't even have that here in Japan.
Clinton: Well you see.
Monica: BILL! Where have you been? People are looking for you again. And who is this?
Clinton: I did not have sexual relations with this woman.
Kagome: Excuse me? That's disgusting! Get out of here right now.
Director: Kagome I think your taking over my job.
Kagome: Sorry, but what is with these people?
Director shrugs as she crumples up another piece of paper.
Spot: Myoga
Director: Man it seems that not many people wanted this position.
Kagome: Well maybe if you didn't make it sound so bad.
Director: What do you mean?
Kagome: It says, wanted, a small old man who knows a lot of information, is a coward, and likes
blood. I'm surprises we have anyone trying out.
Director: Okay I see what you mean, NEXT!
Kagome: I don't think this guy read the character description.
Director: No kidding but lets start with scene twenty-two. And actiom!
Kagome: Did you hear something. It sounds like it came from over there. Let's check it out.
Kool-aid: Oh Yeah! Twisted.
Kagome: Right... um, don't worry about it, I'm sure it's nothing.
Kool-aid: Oh Yeah, new cherry liminade flavor.
He pulls out a glass with kool-aid in it.
kagome: Um... okay thanks?
Kagome takes the glass and drinks it.
Kagome: You know this is pretty good. maybe you should be in charge of refreshments.
Kool-aid: Oh Yeah!
Director: kagome, do you want to sit where I am and I'll do the acting?
kagome: Sorry, I'm just doing what I think is best for the show.
Director: Right, and all I'm doing is sitting here passing the time.
Spot: Naraku
Director: So who's next?
Kagome: This guy right here.
Pillshury Doughboy: Hum hum. I could do a good job.
Director: What makes you think that you could be an evil villan?
Doughboy: Well I do already have the white coating and I can shape shift.
Director: Oh really. let's see it?
Doughboy: You got it!
He changes in to a cresent roll.
kagome: That smells good.
Changes in to a round roll.
Director: Does that have flake off layers?
Doughboy: You bet.
Kagome: Awwwggg
They look at Kagome and her mouth is drooling.
Doughboy: Um... I saved the best for last.
He turned in to a cinnomon roll dripping with hot icing.
Kagome: Aggggwwww, it smells soooooooooo gooooooddd.
Kagome walks slowly torwards the Doughboy.
Doughboy: Wait! What are you doing! Stop!
Needless to say, she ate him.
Director: KAGOME! He was good! We could have used him.
Kagome licks the icing off her fingers.
Kagome: No problem, you can have him back when I'm done.
Director: EWwwwwwwww.
Spot: The Panter demon tribe
Director: Okay so who do we have next?
Kagome: These guys right here.
Power Rangers (the original): Let's go team!
They all strike a pose.
Director: You have to be kidding me.
Kagome: Ma'am I wish I was.
Director: Alright well start it off with sence sixty-four.
Kagome: What are you planning? Tell me!
Red Power Ranger: Not this time! You won't get away.
Kagome: How can I get away if you have me locked up?
Blue Power Ranger: Don't play dumb with us! Now tell us who are you.
Meanwhile they keep changinf their posses.
Kagome: You have to be kidding me.
Pink Power Ranger: Stop holding back!
Yellow Power Ranger: Out with it!
Kagome: Um... Look over there! An evil villan about two feet tall!
Red Power Ranger: Let's go team!
They all summon their ships and join together and leave.
Director: Thanks for that.
Kagome: I think I did all of us a favor.
Spot: The woman who fell in love with Sesshomaru.
Director: Nice suit kagome. Very offical looking.
Kagome: Thanks: I like the dark blue. I have a meeting after this.
Director: Okay Kagome, how many do we have?
Kagome: Do you really want to know?
Director: Of course! Now who's next.
Kagome: First I Sesshomaru here for the screaning?
Director: Oh yeah, let's bring him out here.
Sesshomaru comes out in his usually manner.
Kagome: Okay, but I warned you.
She steps over to a curtain and pulls it back. Thousands and thousands of fan
girls are there and as soon as the curtain moved they all rushed in there like a herd of monkeys.
Director: O. M. G. Save us all.
The whole set is enguled in fans and it was hours later before they all left.
Sesshomaru was out cold in his tralier as the janitors clean up the mess.
Director: What are we going to do now?
Kagome drags herself over, her suit is torn as she pulls herself up onto a chair.
Kagome: I got an idea. Hey you.
She points over to a girl cleaning up.
Kagome: Do you know who Sesshomaru is?
Girl: Who?
Kagome: You're hired.
And that's all I have to offer you. I hoped you enjoyed it and if you have any ideas let me know.
See you next time.