Okay guys I figured that I can't be posting all the time or I'll run out of ideas so from now on only on per week. Unless I'm completely tapped out (because I have no one helping me) or something comes up. Like my mom taking away the computer again, it's not my fault, I blame my brother, we'll call him RavenSpawn. Just because he gets bad grades the rest of us (and I mean me) have to suffer. And along with me suffering you have to wait because I can't post if I don't have the internet. But I can write because we have a super old lab top and that's what I type on seeing how the other one doesn't have Microsoft word. But I'm blabbing, so one with the interview! Once again I am Ling, my oldest brother is RavenSpawn, then me, then Raven, and then Cloud (yup all boys, joy is in my heart). As for JJ, he's my brother's friend, but he practically lives here. Okay now on with the interview!
Ling: Ling here again and this time we will be interviewing….
Random person: Bring on InuYasha! Whoooo!
Ling: Umm…. No, he could make it today but instead we have Miroku.
Random person: That's okay. He's just as good!
Ling: Umm, thanks for the permission, so any welcome Miroku.
Miroku: Thank you for having me. Tell me would you…
Ling: Save it, I have a contract here that doesn't allow you to ask me that. Besides I am way too young and unattractive to do that.
Miroku: Why miss, you are quite lovely.
Ling: Yeah yeah save it. So tell me Miroku how do you like working here?
Miroku: I enjoy it, everyone here is friendly for the most part and it pays well.
Ling: I see, tell me, out of all the people out there in the world how did you get to play this role?
Miroku: Easily, my dashing good looks, my modesty, and my silky voice.
Ling: I see you think very highly of yourself.
Miroku: No, I just saying what they told me when they hired me.
Ling: Oh okay, well in an episode there is a young lord who is deeply fond, or should I say in love with Sango.
Miroku: Yes, but if I can recall correctly she turned him down in order to continue looking for Kohaku and to destroy Naraku.
Ling: I see, I see, but then why did she get mad when you wished her happiness?
Miroku: You have no proof of to why that was the reason she was upset.
Ling: Oh but don't I?
Miroku: What does that mean?
Ling: Oh nothing that you're pretty little head needs to worry about, well moving on, now tell me Miroku how long do you think you have to live?
Miroku: Well that depends, if and when I defeat Naraku. Then there is the chance that I can die in a battle, or of some sickness, or of someone hitting me in the head.
Ling: Do you really think they would kill you of all people off the show?
Miroku: It could happen, who knows.
Ling: True, very true…. I should stop the bet.
Miroku: Bet? What bet?
Ling: Oh nothing, just hold on a second would you? Thanks. HEY CLOUD!
Cloud: What!
Ling: Tell Johnny that the cat's in the tree and to place the fox in the chicken shop!
Cloud: Fine!
Ling: Thank you! Okay so do you think that someone will really bare you a child?
Miroku: Why not?
Ling: I don't know. Possibly because almost every single girl except one I can think of says no. And yet you still don't have a son, or daughter.
Miroku: But I told you Sango still has to find Kohaku.
Ling: Who said anything about Sango? I was talking about Koharu.
Miroku: Oh, well I'm sure that she'll get over me in good time. Sango is the only one for me. She is my one true love.
Ling: Well Miroku I have some footage here of Koharu that was taken last week. Do you want to watch it?
Miroku: Why not? I have nothing to hide and I would like to see how she's doing.
Ling okay, ROLL IT JJ!
The tape rolls and you see the town elders house where she is staying. The camera goes up to a girl who's hair is pull back into a familiar small ponytail and she is wearing deep purple skirt and black top. She is at a shrine of what looks like to be a picture of Miroku, the paper she had at the end of that one episode, and a piece of hair. She has a dazed grin on her face and is staring at this picture. Then she started to kiss the picture and when she put it back she was bowing down to it and giving it offerings, and lighting candles. The tape ends.
Ling: I tried to talk to her but all she would talk about is how great you are and how you're going to come back to her one day soon.
Miroku's mouth is just hanging open as he stares at the now blank screen.
Ling: Umm, hey are you going to be okay?
Miroku: I don't know. That was pretty scary.
Ling: Tell me about it. She held on to my leg telling me to bring her to you. I had to throw away those pants, and let me tell you something buddy; those were some nice pants.
Miroku: Umm… sorry?
Ling: No problem but anyway once Naraku is gone what will you do? Wander around for lost beauties or will you finally settle down and have a family? And then where will you live?
Miroku: Well I did always want to have a family, seeing how I never did get to know mine for very long. But I guess since I've seen most of the land and the beauties in it I guess I will either live near Kaede's or back at my place.
Ling: And whom do you plan on living with?
Miroku: Well the one and only Sango of course.
Ling: I see, very interesting. If you did settle down with Sango though would you consider continuing the demon slayers tradition, or will you have the children become monks and priestesses?
Miroku: Well I wouldn't mind demon slayers but I guess whatever Sango or the children want.
Ling: But what if Sano were to die, or met someone else.
Miroku: Don't say such things, Sango knows that she is the one for me and even if it does take her a bit to realize it I will wait for her.
Ling: Okay, but you do realize that the only reason you two know each other is because of Naraku.
Miroku: Our paths would have crossed eventually, I have nothing to thank the villain.
Ling: I see, well thank you for your time, and now for my final question. If you were to have someone to bare you a child and it turned out to be a girl, and the curse that is upon your family wasn't lifted in time, and now you're time is near, what would you do?
Miroku: Umm….
Ling: Are you going to answer me?
Miroku: I'll cross that bridge when I get to it?
Ling: That can be arranged. HEY CLOUD!
Cloud: Whaat!
Ling: Tell Church Caboose that there's a penguin in the kitchen and a gingerbread house alert going out!
Cloud: Now!
Ling: Yes!
Miroku: What are you doing?
Ling: Pushing you to a bridge.
Miroku: But wait! You don't want to be hasty. You'll just regret it later.
Ling: You're right. CLOUD! Give her a bamboo panda on that!
Cloud: Okay!
Ling: Hey RAVEN!
Raven: What could you possible want now!
Ling: Bring out the cage!
Raven: Coming!
Ling: I mean now!
Raven: Drat, okay!
Miroku: What do you think you're doing?
Ling: You'll see.
There is a large cage rolled out in the room. There is some noise heard inside.
Miroku: What is that?
He holds up sutras.
Ling: Even that won't work. Release her!
Out comes Koharu. She looks around and sees Miroku. When she does her eyes light up.
Koharu: Miroku! You came for me at long last!
Miroku: What? How did she get here?
Ling" Well she would get off me so I had to put her in a cage to keep away but I brought her just in case something was going to happen.
Koharu: At long last we can be together forever!
She runs to him and he runs away.
Miroku: NO! Stay away! Sango save me!
Ling: I sent her away on a vacation! She won't be back till next week!
Miroku: NO!
Ling: Well I guess it's time to go, see you next time with someone else, and me getting them in trouble.
Okay, not my best work, but hey, it's an update. So give me ideas and review to tell me how I did! I need your approval people but this is the only way I know that you at least like it! Till next time!