Sigh, I post, I write, and I review. Then I see someone on chapter 7 with 91 reviews, then I envy them. But all I'm here for is give you guys something to laugh about right? Sorry everyone, my computer s busted and I found a way to trick it to let me one the internet. So I'm really sorry about not posting last week. I'll try to post another chapter later this week to make up for it but no promises. Okay well we'll be doing interviews for a while, because I have a lot of things I can do for a lot of people. Okay well same old format, same old names, Ling: me, Raven: brother, Cloud: youngest brother, RavenSpawn: oldest brother, JJ: random friend of my brothers that lives here, not really, but practically. Also sorry I didn't post this sooner, like I complained before my computer's a piece of junk and it wasn't working.

Disclaimer: Once again, if I owned InuYasha do you think I would be living in America, not knowing Japanese, writing on a laptop made in 1993, and live in the same house as my crazy family? I didn't think so.

Ling: Hey folks! Well today is a day that isn't going so great, but we have a little pick up for us.

Shippo: I am not little, I'm just the right size for my age.

Ling: Uh huh, sure, and I'm not one of the weirdest people on the face of the world.

Shippo: Okay, point taken.

Ling: Well if you haven't figured this out yet because you're slow like I am we're interviewing Shippo today.

Shippo: Hi everyone.

Ling: So how do you like working here?

Shippo: It's okay, it's my first roll on t.v. so I'm really excited.

Ling: So Shippo, when you go home at the end of the day, who is the first person to greet you?

Shippo: Well, usually no one, everyone's either asleep or they aren't home.

Ling: So are you saying you spend most of your time alone?

Shippo: If I fell like it, I mean sometimes I go out but when I go home I relax, watch some t.v., read a book, or take a nap.

Ling: Alright (interesting that you know how to read), moving on, why is it, that during battles you always run away and use the excuse that you're just a kid?

Shippo: Because it's true, I am only just a kid.

Ling: Oh really, tell me, just how old are you?

Shippo: Um… that's confidential.

Ling: Oh, how come you know such a big word?

Shippo: I was told to say that when I was asked certain questions.

Ling: So are you saying that you have answers ready for all of my questions?
Shippo: That could be true, but then again, maybe not.

Ling: Oh trust me, you'll see. I'll catch you off guard.

Shippo: Try me.

Ling: Let's move on for now, tell me Shippo do you think of Kagome as your mother since yours was taken away from you?

Shippo: I would like to think so, I mean she takes good care of me and brings me sweets.

Ling: And just how do you see InuYasha?

Shippo: He's more like my older bully brother.

Ling: So are you saying that if Kagome and InuYasha got together that it would be like your mother marrying your brother? What are we for the old south now?

Shippo: What are you talking about, InuYasha and Kagome are never going to get together.

Ling: Oh yeah, and what make you say that?

Shippo: Because of Kikyo, every time things are going fine and dandy with us she comes and makes Kagome sad and most of the time she leaves.

Ling: So are you saying Kagome doesn't have a chance with InuYasha?

Shippo: I never said that, you're just putting words in my mouth.

Ling: No, I was just clarifying it for the people at home.

Shippo: People at home? Who are you talking about?

Ling: No one that you need to worry about. It's okay, they won't hurt you. Unlike when Momiji and Botan who pull your tail.

Shippo: They just think I'm cute is all.

Ling: That's true, but you do know that when Naraku is gone and the scared jewel is whole Kagome won't have a reason to come back and will most likely not come back.

Shippo: That's not true, Kagome wouldn't just leave us behind and forget that we ever met.

Ling: Are you sure about that?

Shippo: Well… no.

Ling: So then as an obsessive viewer I know a bit more about Kagome than you do. I mean I was there before you were. I saw how she came to the feudal era and what goes through her mind. All the time.

Shippo: But you don't spend hours at a time with her.

Ling: Who said I didn't.

Shippo: Since when do you?

Ling: When did I say I did?

Shippo: Just now.

Ling: I think you're taking my words a little out of context. I never said I did, but I never said I didn't.

Shippo: Ahhhh, which one is it already?

He starts to hit his head with his fist in frustration.

Ling: I see that you're a bit frustrated at me Shippo. Care to explain why?

Puts hand to chin and leans forward.

Shippo: What in the world are you talking about? You are so confusing you know that?

Ling: I know, I'm only doing my job here, now tell me Shippo why is it that you fall for the stupidest girls?

Shippo: Now what are you talking about?

Ling: Don't tell me you forgot about that one girl with the fake jewel shard and that other girl that took care of Kiroro, the black tailed Kirara?

Shippo: What about them, so they're cute? Is that a problem?

Ling: No not at all, I mean stupid girls got to have someone to love them for who they are.

Shippo: Hey, you take that back, they are not stupid!

Ling: Oh trust me, if they can't tell Kirara and Kiroro apart, or they know that their brother has been dead for the longest time and don't want to admit it, even though they are clearly not in denial, they seem pretty stupid to me.

Shippo: Yeah, well… you're pretty stupid!

Ling: Yeah, yeah, tell it to my straight A's and a pre-approved collage application from Harvard.

Shippo: How could you have that, you're only 16!

Ling: No, I just turned 15 two months ago, well now 3.

Shippo: I don't believe you.

Ling: No one said you have to you little badger.

Shippo: I'm a fox!

Ling: Muhahaha.

Shippo: I can't believe you, I am so out of here.

He stomps out of the room.

Ling: Thank gosh, he left. Man is that badger annoying.

Shippo: I SAID I WAS A FOX!

Ling: What are you still doing here? I thought you left!

Shippo: I am leaving!

Ling: Well what's stopping you?

You can here him grunt and a door slam.

Ling: Man I love getting under his skin. I told him I would catch him off guard. Its just as fun as letting Miroku get chased by Koharu. HEY RAVENSPAWN! I GOT YOU ZINGERS NOW BRING ME MY DRINK!

Ravenspawn: Here you got.

Ling: Thanks, and can you open my blinds?

Ravenspawn: Sure.

He opens the blinds and you can see Miroku in a tree still trying to get away from Koharu. Ling lays back and takes a sip of her drink.

Ling: I love my job, even if I don't get paid for it. That reminds me, I need to go look for a job for money.

Seriously, I do. I just have no idea where to go. Man I hate this and school is such a drag. I need money, a paying job, and I need to buy a whole ton of birthday presents that I was suppose to buy but I ended up buying clothes for myself, and some food. Man I wish I got paid for writing fanfictions and giving advice to my friends. Oh well, till next time.