You know writing is the only way I can get away from my crazy life? I have no time anymore but just for you guys I make time. I should do my homework but I feel this is more important than Spanish since I can write the alphabet and the teacher still marks it correct. That and what kind of crazy parent takes your backpack and hides it so you don't go to school? Mine that's the kind, I swear she is in needs some help, she won't but food until the house is clean enough, so she hasn't been shopping in the past month, thank goodness that my dad takes us out to eat when I see him. But enough on that, I think it's time that we take a close look at Kirara. My favorite ravenous kitty (my favorite phrase) so let's take a close look at her.

Disclaimer: Like I said if I owned this I wouldn't have to go through all of the craziness.

Ling: Ah, my favorite kitty on TV, Kirara how have you been?

Kirara: Mew.

Ling: Well that's good to hear, so how has the family been?

Kirara: Meeeewww.

Ling: Sorry to hear that, tell your sister that I hope her son gets better.

Kirara nods, curls up into a ball and starts to fall asleep.

Ling: Aww, that's so cute.

Picks up Kirara and puts her in my lap.

Ling: So while she sleeps, I went to the people that know Kirara the best, and asked them about Kirara.

A screen comes down and a film starts to play.

Ling: This is Ling here and I went to the people on the cast of InuYasha to see what they think of Kirara. Sango how do you see your pet?

Sango: I love her and she has always been there for me. If she hadn't caught me all those times I would have been a goner.

Ling: And what about saving you from other people?

Raises eyebrow and glances over at Miroku who finally got Koharu to stay off of him by using a sutra.

Sango: Well when she's transformed I think people know to stay away, but when they get to know her it doesn't stop them.

Ling: Yeah, considering when they ask her to move and she runs to the other side, that doesn't offer you much protection.

Sango: I don't think anything could protect against him.

Glances at Miroku who is pointing and laughing at Koharu.

Ling: Thanks for your time Sango, let's see Miroku, Kagome, and Shippo won't talk to me after their interviews so that leaves, InuYasha!

InuYasha: Yeah?

Ling: How do you feel about Kirara?

InuYasha: She's great, she help me perfect the Wind Scare and she helps during battles. Also when we need to hurry up she can carry all the fat and slow mortals.

Sango: Hey! I am not fat! It's muscle!

Ling: Plus the camera adds ten pounds, but we'll get to Sango another day. Thank you guys for your time.

Walks alone looking down at the ground and stops suddenly.

Ling: Aha, there you are, thought you could run from me Myoga the flea? (Hehe, it rhythm).

Myoga: What are you talking about? I was just looking for you.

Ling: Oh really? Then what's my name?

Myoga: Your pen or your real name?

Ling: Both, but don't say it out loud, tell me in my ear. The folks at home don't need to know my dull name.

Myoga jumps up to Ling's ear and whispers something as she nods along.

Ling: Okay well then maybe you weren't lying but now I need to know what you think about Kirara.

Myoga: What a helpful demon, she's brave and helps out in battles. But I think she is greatly under paid.

Ling: What makes you say that?
Myoga: She gets paid a bit less then Shippo, but a bit more than an extra or a stunt double.

Ling: And is that a bad thing?

Myoga: Kirara does all her own stunts and act all of her parts with grace as well as perfection.

Ling: WHAT! This is an outraged! I will not stand for this unjustly paying of Kirara!

Myoga: You do realize that Kirara doesn't mind this one bit do you?

Ling: I know but she can get really hurt and I couldn't stand for that.

Myoga: But in InuYasha movie one she was hurt for real, and was truly injected with the poison.

Ling: WHAT! She's so brave, risking her life for the viewers!

River tears flowing down face.

Myoga: Grgl…

Starts drowning and gets washed off shoulder. The film ends and the screen goes up.

Ling: Needless to say, I went to Japan and complained straight to the board, they agreed and doubled her pay so she and Shippo get the same salary. Kirara wasn't too happy with the extra money because she said she didn't need it but it went to a good cause. Ravenous Kitties Foundation (RKF). For ravenous kitties that have no where else to turn to in life, it has a health center, adaptation agency, homeless center, warm beds, hot meals, and a place for kitties to get it together. All this and more! And there's only one more thing that I want to show you seeing how Kirara was against me showing this and her being asleep.

Kirara meows in her sleep and starts to purr. The screen comes down once more.

Random voice: Okay next!

Kirara walks onto the screen, she looks younger and she sits in the middle of the set.

Random voice: Okay, marker, and roll.

Kirara: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow, meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

Random voice: Okay now with the voice over.

Female voice: meows the meow mix song again so good for it, cats ask for is by name. Now with a new formula that helps you cats grow big and strong.

Kirara goes over to a food bowl and eats some of the meow mix. Then she looks at the camera and turns into her big form.

Film ends and screen goes up once again.

Ling: I know it was so cute, but if Kirara finds out she'll kill me.

Kirara: MEOW!

Kirara stands up and transforms, with a murderous look in her eyes.

Ling: Oh boy, well see you next time everyone and I'll be doing something stupid to keep you entertained. BYE!

Starts screaming and runs away as fast as these stupid legs will carry me with Kirara chasing after. Shippo sees and laughs.

Ling: Oh so you think it's funny?

Takes Shippo and throws in Kirara's path.

Ling: Muhahahahaha, take that Shippo!

Okay once again not my best work but whatever gets you guys to laugh right? Okay well I need to help my dad move to his new smaller place and do my stupid homework, practice my stupid solo, and study for my stupid finals, all while looking for a stupid job! So do you want to hear me rant some more? I didn't think so, so just review and bring a small bit of joy in my life, please?