People, people, people. How could you, the whole purpose of this chapter was depending on what you first thought of people, I know the server was down, well it was for me at least, but come on! The few people who did review didn't answer the question so now you'll have a lame chapter and I'll ask my question once again. What did you first think of the characters of InuYasha when you first saw them? Like for the longest time I thought Shippo was a girl. You know that kind of stuff! So please answer!
Ling: Ling here! Did you miss me?
Crickets.
Ling: I guess not, well that's okay because if you read my memo I'm not happy with you, so I guess it all works out evenly.
Crickets.
Ling: Right so moving on, did you ever wonder why Miroku is so perverted? Well now you get to find out!
I went to the place where it all started, in the very temple where Miroku was raised. Now here I have the very person who raised him, his father.
You see Ling walk over to the giant hole and sit at the edge.
Ling: Thank you for taking the time to come and talk to me.
Wind blows.
Ling: So I see that you weren't around for Miroku much seeing how you went on a pilgrimage to stop Naraku and seeing how young the monk was when you died.
No answer.
Ling: But then again Miroku said it's a family thing but I wasn't able to get permission from your dad to talk to him so I respect his wishes of privacy.
Bug hops across the screen.
Ling: You are quite a good listener, but then after you were gone and seeing how we never got to know Miroku's mother….
Gust of wind blows.
Ling: Okay I can see that that's a touchy subject, but I'm still amazed that you were able to settle down with some buddy. But really you left him in the care of a drunker. In fact let's go and meet him.
Ling stands up and turns around and runs over to Mushin sitting on the porch drinking.
Ling: So you raised Miroku after his father went away right?
Mushin: Well, I really did all his life, his dad wasn't around too much, he didn't want Miroku to have to die so young but life doesn't always go according to plan.
Ling: I couldn't have said it better myself Mushin, but come on no wonder he's such a lecher, you took him to bad places as a child. No wonder he ran off and did you ever find him? Hm…? I didn't think so. And look where he ended up, almost frozen to death and raised by a strange woman.
Ling stands up and walks away with Mushin shrugging his shoulders and continues to drink.
Ling: I mean who knows what this woman did, dress in front of him, wear almost nothing, even though it was cold… I mean we just don't know. And then with friends like Hotchi who needs pimps? I mean look at all he did when he was pretending to be Miroku, he got eight times as many chicks! Ahem, well there you have it, the history of a monk who's greatest downfall will be his love for women.
Miroku: Hey, don't get a say in this?
Ling: Not unless you want me to tell Sango who you've been with the whole time she was gone.
Miroku: That was so your fault, I mean you let her out of a cage for crying out loud!
Ling: But you were with her and there was some physical contact, if I tell her that much I think you get the picture.
Miroku: Yeah she was trying to tackle me down! I had to put a spell on her and that meant touching her forehead to put a sutra on her.
Ling: I never said I was going to tell Sango the whole story, I was just going to let her put two and two together.
Miroku: You are quite evil.
Ling: No, I am quite smart and whity and pretty and gayyyyy! Hehe, sorry about that, just couldn't help it.
Miroku: Weirdo.
Ling: Oh yeah, KIRARA!
Kirara comes out transformed and looks at Miroku.
Ling: You see we've come to an understanding and she likes the taste of Asian, so I would be careful if I were you.
Miroku: Hey then what about you, aren't you in danger?
Ling: You would think that wouldn't you? But I'm everything but Asian so I'll be fine, unlike you if you don't get out of here.
Miroku: How cruel fate is, or the devil.
He mumbles as he walks away.
Ling: Sorry but Ashley isn't here right now, I'll let her know you asked for her!
Sorry for the lameness but you only brought it upon yourself so if you want a good chapter answer the question in a review. Come on now, come on, you know you want to…